Cap'n Skyblade poars Dr. Pepper all over Insano, making him pay for crimes. Roach Juice and Skyblade just don't mix...

"Hey Mac, got anymore DP? I need the stuff in bulk...I drank the last fifty-three cans yesterday..."

Meanwhile, Mac and Skyblade's commando team are using Insano for target practice.

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I mean Coca-Cola.

The two commando teams pour stun laser fire into Insano, as they don't want to kill their target. Insano is so electrically charged that he offers Emperor Palpatine some competition in the "blue stuff coming out of your fingers" contest...

After stunning Insano, the commandos throw Insano into a pool of Coca Cola and begin shooting him with Dr. Pepper squirt guns. Poor guy.

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~Captain Skyblade

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Insano says, "gurgle, gurgle...."

Insano starts to choke in the black pool of Coca Cola, and then sinks to the bottom.

"Wait, wait, don't die yet! We still need a target for gun practice!"

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~Captain Skyblade

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Macavenger pushes a 64 oz. glass of Dr. Pepper out on the counter for Skyblade, and says, "Free refills today."

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**Macavenger pushes a 64 oz. glass of Dr. Pepper out on the counter for Skyblade, and says, "Free refills today."

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"Gee, thanks Mac..." Skyblade says with appreciation. "You must have just brought it an entire bulk freighter of DP if you're willing to give it away free today."

Insano then crawls into the bar, unrecognizable since he is stained black from his stay in the Coca Cola pool.

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~Captain Skyblade

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Insano then washes off in sprite so he can still be recognized. When he goes to hit Skyblade, his fist gets stuck on his face from soda stick. "OK, free round of whatever drink to whoever can get me off."

Macavenger pulls out a machete. "Sure about that offer, Insano?"

He also tells Skyblade, "Um, I don't have an unlimited supply, You've got probably 20 refils or so total, but remember that glass is bigger than 5 cans. I'll go order more, but it won't be here for a fw days, sorry. I didn't realize quite how much you drink."

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Luke watches the three soda stooges from back in the bar. It's getting interesting.

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"Don't get another load of DP in for a few days, huh Mac? Just make sure you bring a few bulk freighters, but with two entire Rebel warfleet divisions as escort. I want to make sure the stuff gets here safely. And by the way Mac, go ahead and take a swat at Insano...His hand is still stuck."

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Macavenger successfully detaches Insano's hand from the side of his head. Unfortunately for Insano, he also skims a millimeter or 2 from the side of Insano's face. Also, he swings down hard enough that after taking his hand away from his head, he also accidentally amputates Insano's whole arm that the hand is on. "Hey, sorry man, hospital's that way... I'm sure they can reattach that for you." He puts away the machete, and goes back behind the bar, assuming that Admiral Skyblade will probably need a refill soon.

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My fist was attached to Skyblade's head. You shaved off a few milimeters of his head, not mine. Insano then goes and gets his arm reattached, sort of.

I thought your fist was stuck to your own head, you didn't make that clear. So I guess it stuck to your head anyway and you didn't know it.

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Mac, that's just your low reading comprehension.

Insano crawls off to the hospital, already in sorry shape before his hand was "accidently" amputated.

Skyblade takes his second refil from the new 75oz. Mega DP cup in under a minute, wondering if the bar will get in trouble for putting Insano in such bad shape...

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Insano then brings in a special new chemical that when released into the air evaporates all dr. pepper. Insano releases it then runs out cackling.

But while Insano had his back turned to release the chemical, Skyblade attached a time bomb to Insano's back. As Insano runs out of the building laughing at the top of his lungs, the bomb explodes. Insano suddenly realizes that he is now the one being laughed at...

Minutes later, the rebel warfleets escorting several bulk freighters of Dr. Pepper arrive at the bar. Millions of gallons are pumped underground where chemicals won't harm it. Skyblade hands Mac 2 million credits for an upgrade to the new 90oz MegaMega Dr. Pepper cup.

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So, am I a pool of now? Insano gets a new body made of Pepsi! Now, whenever he touches Skyblade he gets disgusted.