Well, most of you didn't have wallets. Exept for a couple of suckers like...umm I won't name names. Well..ok..lets say Mr. M 
and ZR ;). he he he
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ZR? You mean RZ? And, I didn't take all of your money, just 5 billion credits. I thought you had hundreds of billions of dollars. You were gloating earlier. "I've got 146 billion credits!" or something like that.
If I have something interesting to post, I'll do it later.
P.S. Mr. Moose, don't give me 5 million dollars! That would be horrible! <heh heh>
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Actually thats in millions and any ways that file was erased by an unknown culprit.
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I've got 2464mil credits! or something like that anyways. UR orders saalian brandy and a syntho-burger, and sits in a corner. He again asks why the word c-o-c-k is filtered to say '****'.
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**I've got 2464mil credits! or something like that anyways. UR orders saalian brandy and a syntho-burger, and sits in a corner. He again asks why the word c-o-c-k is filtered to say '****'.
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Luke throws a dictionary at UR's head to make him shut up. UR reads the definition for c-o-c-k, says "Ooooooh," and throws the dictionary back at Luke, who catches it and puts it away, then pours out Spica Uridium Surprise Specials for everyone!
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Rawzer grows 4 extra arms, 2 more hearts, 2 more lungs, and an extra stomach. Now he can handle three times as many controls as before, and he won't get tired in combat. Also, the stuff gave him X-ray vision. Ha, ha! I can see everyone's jumpsuits! Whoa! Nasty!
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Macavenger chooses not to blow up the bar, as this would require walking in to plant a bomb, and he is very afraid of being in a room with people much more insane than himself*. Instead, he flies over in his Rebel Cruiser, the R.S.S. Annihilator, and vaporizes the bar with his twin alien Heavy Fusion Turrets**. For good measure, to make sure he gets all the crazy people, he also vaporizes the float pond and ex-spoon fighting arena, plus all land for a 1 klick radius around each.
Since you are now all lumps of fused carbon and will all need new bodies, he opens a body shop near the old bar, posts sign.
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Macavenger's Body Shop
Cork bodies 500cr.
Aluminum bodies 2000cr.
Available in Rebel Red and Spaceship Gray, custom paint jobs 200cr. extra.
Android bodies 10000cr.
Human bodies 5000cr.
Flips other sign to OPEN and waits for customers.
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Luke, yet again a pool of blood, seeps over to Macavenger's shop and buys a nice Aluminum
-w- Red Paint Job body, then grabs a blaster and shoots Macavenger in the head for turning him into a pool of blood in the first place. Later, remembering that he has become a Buddhist, Luke apologizes and gives Macavenger a new body, then gives everyone else a new body, then buys everyone drinks.
(PS: You all keep your super powers if you drank a Spica Uridium Surprise Special.)
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Macavenger turns out to be one of those aliens from Men in Black who has multiple heads. But Rawzer sits in front him blowing off his heads until there aren't any left. Then he shows "Macky" to his new "House o' Heads" store. Robotic heads for 3 million credits! Hey, when you're the only one with a store like mine, you can do whatever you want!
Boo yah!
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Whoa, you guys got ahead of me a bit, I have to do what happens when Luke buys his aluminum body. It's not what you were thinking.
Luke buys an aluminum body, so Macavenger brings out an ancient year 2000 BMW 325 "automobile" (it's a "body" shop, remember :p). He then changes the OPEN sign to CLOSED, hops in Luke and drives away, putting on his favorite Jethro Tull CD. Later, finding a lake, he takes out the CD, opens the sun roof, points Luke at the lake, flips on cruise control, and enables the aftermarket ejection system on the driver's seat. As he flies up into the sky, Luke continues into the lake and drowns, while the R.S.S. Annihilator picks him up. He then returns to the shop and changes the sign back to OPEN.
Remember, never try to shoot me in the head. Actually, I was going to do that to the first one to buy an aluminum "body" anyway, but it makes for good revenge. 
And RZ, I'm not a multiheaded alien. 
Any more customers? <evil grin>
You don't all have new bodies now, since Luke didn't get a chaance to do anything before I drowned him. A car can't fire a blaster.
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Hey you cant turn back time! I and my super powers throw Macavenger out of this bar into the Sol bar. "And stay out!!!" I scream with great irritation.
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No, I can do that, because it's my body shop. Luke assumed he was getting something humanoid, but he really wasn't. That makes the rest of his actions invalid, because he couldn't possibly have performed them.
It falls under the one post battle idea.
Similarly, I thought you guys didn't get your super powers back until you were in bodies again. It was Luke that gave you one, so that didn't happen. You'll have to buy one from me before you can hurl me oput to the Sol Bar, and i won't stay out. 
Keeping up with appearances, Macavenger goes out to the lake Luke was drowned in, and shoots the lake several times. However, he is unable to kill Luke in this post because Luke is still drowned.
P.S. Luke, I don't intend to kill you every post. But next time, you might try not to make yourself a target by buying something that's on special, because you know there has to be a catch there.
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**Amy walks into the bar ask for a water.
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I the bartender of the reconstructed bar in his reconstructed regular human body (not an alluminum car)says "Sorry we're out of that. We do have Spica Uridium Surprise Specials!"
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**Amy walks into the bar ask for a water.
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Luke, after running over Macavenger, gives Amy a water, and advises her to stay away from the Boozerama Bar 2, as no one can find a safe place.
P.S. Just because I bought a car doesn't mean I became that car. I am now a ghostly entity who owns a car. I can hold and manipulate objects, plus I can walk through walls. And I'm a Buddhist. And I own the bar. I think I'll just stay behind the counter.
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Don't worry if he comes back inside we'll make him drink all of the Spica Uridium Special that was in that bottle of water. OH SHOOT (only i didn't say shoot :)) You gave it to Amy!
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But wait, I drowned you, and besides, you're a Buddhist. So you have to apologize.
Macavenger uses the first aid kit behind the counter to fix himself up, then pulls a fake panel away from the wall and grabs the item behind it. He then walks into the bar and orders a Spica Uridium Surprise Special, so he can get super powers too. After finishing his drink, Macavenger pulls out the alien Fusion Blaster he took from his wall and burns down RC for trying to use super powers on him, then melts Luke's car for running him over while drowned and being a Buddhist. "Wish I didn't have to do that to a bimmer, but I did."
He then returns to his body shop to wait and see if anyone else wants to buy a new body.
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**Thanks but i can take care of myself.
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In order to prove Luke's point and in an effort to get more customers at his body shop, Macavenger walks back to the bar, apologizes inn advance, and vaporizes Amy. He than gets a shot of good Sallian Brandy and walks back.
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