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    • NOT PART OF THE STORY :This story is going to get lame if he joins the Pirates.

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    • "Whohoo!", Mr. Riprock suddenly says, "I'm gonna go to Palshife and do top secret stuff!"

      With that he runs to his ship and blasts off for Palshife. Along the way, he learns that Rick Render, his contact, is not a technician, but a Professor of Microbiology at the University of Palshife who works with the Rebellion. "A Microbiologist?", he asks himself, "why would a Microbiologist be doing Top Secret Research for the Rebellion? Why would a Microbiologist be allowed to command a Rebel Destroyer? And why would Rogan lie to me?"

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    • Riprock quickly hypered through a few systems and eventually ended up at Satori. Quickly getting permission to land, Riprock landed his Scoutship. After refueling and checking the ship, Riprock made his way to the Rebel University of Palshife. At the front desk, Riprock asks for "Professor Rick Render".

      "Looking for me hey?" says a voice behind him.

      Riprock turns and sees a Rebel scientist holding an usual kind of gun. Suddenly, he shots it at Riprock. Riprock ducks and the desk clerk is hit by it.

      "Ahhhh!!! STOP IT! STOP IT RICK!! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"

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    • Riprock turned too see Rick Rendar firing the weapon at the desk clerk!! Riprock charged and then tackled Rendar and then sent him to the ground.

      "Hey! Now you got my suit all wet!!"

      Riprock saw Rendar laughing and then turned at the desk clerk. He was soaked. Soaked? How could that be? What kind of weapon could soak someone?!

      "What's with you anyway?" Riprock asked Rendar.

      Rendar, still chuckling, answers. "Its simple: He put tomatoes in my sandwhich as a joke, and I hate tomatoes. And so, I'm getting back at him by using this water gun to make his suit all wet, he hates that."

      As the desk clerk walks off to dry himself, Riprock tells Rendar what he came for. "Secret stuff eh? Yup, I'm doing a lot of that. Rogan must have been talking about my new project which is centered on deadly biological weapons"...

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    • "Deadly Biological Weapons?"

      "Yes, Mr. Riprock. The kind that kill people."

      "Cool. What can I do to help?"

      "Well, you can start by assasinating someone for me."

      "Assasinate someone?"

      "Yes, a rival. His name is Dr. Richard Malcom. We were roomates in Microbiology school, and the best of freinds. But then something happened. He went insane. Now he spends his time looking for the Elixer of Life, trying to get immortality. What's worse is that he thinks he needs 7CCs of my blood extracted from my spine in the 7 seconds following my death to get it. So, in short, he wants to kill me. And I don't want madmen going arround trying to kill me. So go kill him."

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    • Rogan steps into the room, aiming a PPG at Rick Rendar. "Sorry" he says, "just wanted to make sure everything was okay. I`m in on the assassination"

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      "Anyone can just go in there and kill someone, but you don`t get information from a corpse"
      --SEAL motto

    • "Hey Rogan," Dr. Render says. "This is Mr.Riprock."

      "Ah, yes. The guy I sent here."

      The three have a nice conversation...

      Meanwhile, the Confed Frigate USS New Seattle is refuling at a remote port on Sauron. Capitan Tony Vinchenzo is sitting in his cabin, reading a porno magazine. Suddenly, a man in a long cloak and a hat walks into his room.
      "Hi there, stranger", Vinchenzo says.

      Before he can say any more, the man grabs Vinchenzo by the neck, lifts him into the air and quickly strangles him. He then takes a needle and quickly takes 7CCs of the Capitan's blood from his spine.

      A few minutes later, a voice comes on the USS New Seattle's Intercomm.

      "ATTN CREW, Capitan Vinchenzo has been reasigned to a Battleship for his good work. Your mission will continue with me as your capitan. We have 18 days to get to Palshife. :::evil laughter:::"

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    • ...well there the USS Seattle is, all fine and dandy when, while passing through Darven, they are suddenly hit by a pirate Kestrel AND a Reb Destroyer! the frigate's crew panics and swivels around. they quickly hyper out of there in no particular direction. After two days in hyperspace, they find themselves in......

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      --Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair

    • Atropos! The U.S.S. Seattle tries to hyperspace out, but it's to late, their hyperspace drive is fried, Suddenly a fleet of Rebel Cruisers hyperspaces in right beside the U.S.S. Seattle! The Rebel Cruisers start opening fire, proton fire flies everyware!.....

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Rogan:
      **Rogan steps into the room, aiming a PPG at Rick Rendar. "Sorry" he says, "just wanted to make sure everything was okay. I`m in on the assassination"
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      Whats a PPG?

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      **"Sorry" he says, "just wanted to make sure everything was okay. I`m in on the assassination"
      **

      What do you mean by that?

      -Nova6

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      (This message has been edited by Nova6 (edited 12-02-2000).)

    • I have compiled the postings of this story so far into one document. You can read it at (url="http://"http://free.prohosting.com/~ellmist/TeamStory.html")http://free.prohosti.../TeamStory.html(/url). Some things have been changed that, in my opinion, make it more easily understood. If you don't like the changes or have comments you can email me with the email button above this post.

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      Brian Schack
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      --The New York Times, November 26, 1991 (also quoted in MacAddict 4)

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      Originally posted by Nova6:
      **Atropos! The U.S.S. Seattle tries to hyperspace out, but it's to late, their hyperspace drive is fried, Suddenly a fleet of Rebel Cruisers hyperspaces in right beside the U.S.S. Seattle! The Rebel Cruisers start opening fire, proton fire flies everyware!.....
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      "God-damnit these Confed ships suck!", the cloaked man (who we all know is Dr. Richard Malcom) says. "Next time I'm hijacking a shuttlecraft or something!"

      With that he ejects, and the USS Seatle is quickly destroyed.

      Dr. Malcom lands on Atrops and looks at his digital watch. "15 days to get to Palshife," he says. "I better hurry up..."

      Meanwhile, Rogan and Riprock are discussing how to find Dr. Malcom and kill him. They cannot agree on a weapon. Rogan wants to blow him to small peices with the PPG. Riprock wants to shoot him to small pieces with a hand-held Plasma Blaster.

      Suddenly, Dr. Render walks into the room. "Hey," Rogan says, "We can't decide what weapon to assasinate Dr. Malcom with. Can you break the tie?"

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    • The agree on using an ancient projectile weapon called...

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      Visit my site (url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/indie/thecatacomb/index.html")http://www.angelfire...comb/index.html(/url)
      If a tree falls in a forest,and no ones around to hear it, does it make a sound?

    • The Uzi!!!*

      *A German made machine gun that is small, relatively innacurate, but deadly and easy to conceal. Its mainly just good at spraying lead everywhere.

      -Nova6

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    • Suddenly, they hear a voice from a corner of the room.

      "Don't even try this. It won't work. I have people out to stop you, with as much force as necessary. No matter what you do or where you go, my mercenaries will stop you. The balance of power in the Universe must be fairly equal."

      Then a head slowly rises from the corner. They see it and someone yells...

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      --Joolzman5, that guy with the red spikey hair

    • Clear the room it's a bomb!

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    • They dash for the door, to late! The bomb explodeds sending all three of them to the ground. Riprock gets up, and sees Rogan crawling to the door. The room is on fire! He must get out quickly! Suddenly, Riprock notices Rendar lying on the floor, unconcious. Riprock heaves Rendars muscular body onto his shoulders and walks out, just in time. The room is engulfed in flames seconds later.

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    • Nova6: A PPG (Personal Protection Gun) is a futuristic small pistol with a energu charge that makes it able to shoot super-hot helium bolts at high velocity. Hurts like hell but almost instantly lethal. 🙂
      I meant that I was worried because I was on a enemy ship.
      Ain`t the UZI a Israeli made weapon (israeli military industries??)

      back in story

      Some guards gets out of the turbo-lift only to meet Rogans very unfriendly fire. The alarm goes off, and a computer voice says: "Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Shots fired in sector 4a. All units: red alert". "Come on!" Rogan yells, "Take the guards clothes so we can get out of here!" They change clothes quickly (a PPG doesnt leave blood, only burns) and starts looking for their target...

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      "Anyone can just go in there and kill someone, but you don`t get information from a corpse"
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      Originally posted by Rogan:
      **Ain`t the UZI a Israeli made weapon (israeli military industries??)
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      It's not U.Z.I it's Uzi, a German made weapon.

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      Originally posted by Rogan:
      **I meant that I was worried because I was on a enemy ship.
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      They are, I thought they were on Palshife? 😕 😕 😕

      -Nova6

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      (This message has been edited by Nova6 (edited 12-02-2000).)

    • I see. Here`s the site of the IMI U.Z.I.:
      (url="http://"http://www.remtek.com/arms/imi/uzi/uzi.htm")http://www.remtek.co...imi/uzi/uzi.htm(/url)

      Sorry about ship/Palshife. I`m tired.

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      "Anyone can just go in there and kill someone, but you don`t get information from a corpse"
      --SEAL motto

      (This message has been edited by Rogan (edited 12-02-2000).)