I uploaded it last night, but with out Jude some of us would never see that great plug-in again. So thank you Jude!

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Dialing 911....

"Help, I have been shot!"me
" If you are being mugged press 1, If you are being stabbed press 2, If Al Gore is making a speech press 3, If George Bush Jr is saying 'I'm a pasionate conservative' for the 1,000,000,000 time press 4, If you are shot press 5." 911 computer.
"5" me
"Sorry all operators are busy, please call again later." 911 computer.