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    • I KILLED MATT BURCH!!!!


      I was using the forklift, (with version 1.0.2) and it started fireing out realy fast. So I shot at matt burch lots of times, and I killed him!

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      Hornet
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    • You can kill him anyway, it's easy.

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      "How can i make it go faster"? -Me-

    • Correction, sorry, i killed him in evo, then Andrew welch killed me, by surprise in the next system.

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      "How can i make it go faster"? -Me-

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      Hornet wrote:
      I was using the forklift, (with version 1.0.2) and it started fireing out realy fast. So I shot at matt burch lots of times, and I killed him!

      Great, now get version 1.0.5, and kill him in a shuttle with one laser cannon. Then we'll be impressed.

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      AIM: EVAndrewM

      The chance if you being Bill Gates is 1 in about 6,000,000,000.

      "You believe what's written in that thing?! I was probably drunk at the time."
      -Matt Burch

    • How do you get the Forklift. If I can get it, I can kill Matt Burch easy. Can anyone help me????????

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      Dash Riprock wrote:
      How do you get the Forklift. If I can get it, I can kill Matt Burch easy. Can anyone help me????????

      I have a plug-in that allows you to but forklifts. I did not make it, but I can e-mail it to you if you want?

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      If it bleeds, we can kill it.

    • What makes you guys so eager to kill Matt? Killing the person who made the game you're playing is kinda like killing your parents.

      A Shuttle and a laser cannon? That brings back memories of when I first started and attacked just about everything.

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      Out like a fat kid in kickball.

    • BTW, that's not a smart thing to do in a shuttle. LOL 🙂

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      Out like a fat kid in kickball.

    • Hurrah. Burchie is dead. Now maybe I can get his computer....

      ~S~

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      Small animal kamikaze attack on power supplies

    • Hahahaha, that one was funny! Well, it it´s no big deal, you killed him, but with the forklift. That isn´t hard. That´s called cheating.
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    • Well you can beat MB legit in FB if you use a Rebel Carrier and its easy.But trying to kill MB with a smaller ship is a waste of my time.Takes to long and gets boring. Kinda like taking over Earth.Which is pretty much impossible unless you have no life

    • I can just imagine what some poor unsuspecting newbie to EV would think of this topic name "Matt Burch is dead? Oh no; how is he going to finish EVO 1.0.2 now?"

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      ColdFusion Wrote:

      Great, now get version 1.0.5, and kill him in a shuttle with one laser cannon. Then we'll be impressed.

      O.K, I've got 1.0.5, I've got a shuttle, I've got one lazer, and now I'm looking for Matt Burch... 😉

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      Hornet
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      (This message has been edited by Hornet (edited 04-14-2000).)

    • Good luck with the shuttle. You will need it. I was hard pressed to beat him with a lightning. I currently am trying to find him in my brand-spanking new Defender 🆒. It will be a tough run but I am up to the challenge. This brings me to wonder how anybody could beat an alien cruiser with a shuttlecraft :D.

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      Blizzard2 wrote:
      This brings me to wonder how anybody could beat an alien cruiser with a shuttlecraft:D.

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      Ship doesn't matter. It's about as relevant as penis size.

      Skill, however, matters.

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      AIM: EVAndrewM

      "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."

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      Dash Riprock wrote:
      How do you get the Forklift. If I can get it, I can kill Matt Burch easy. Can anyone help me????????

      all ya do is you go to the menu screen, you hold option and then a song and a story will come up. Then just hold cntrl,apple, option, shift and f and if you did it right some guy will sing about the forklift. Then just switch to that wepon and that som'bit** up!M'kay!

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      dont hurt the confed but board the dead

    • MX Kestral, as you obviously have no life, no intelligence, and no idea what the hell is going on I wholeheartedly suggest you go cut off your Johnson, thus destroying the already small possibility that you might have children.

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      Cap'n Hector Must DIE!!! wrote:
      **MX Kestral, as you obviously have no life, no intelligence, and no idea what the hell is going on I wholeheartedly suggest you go cut off your Johnson, thus destroying the already small possibility that you might have children.

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      Why do you feel a need to attck the poor guy? His grammar may be less than par, and he started out on the wrong foot, but you needn't insult and abuse him for helping someone - would you like it if someone heaped abuse on you after you helped someone out?

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    • Did you board him (cheater!)

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    • I killed Matt Burch with a light frieghter and one laser turrent. So there. hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!