Hey Glue Bubble, remember, that's gotta be spiky blue hair. Don't go making your hero have a blue afro or anything...
Wow, RPG Toolkit looks pathetic.
I've been thinking that I might set aside what I thought was going to be my first game (Somewhat of a semi- isolated Horror story) and instead do a Comedy/Genre- spoof as my first effort (to, um, familiarize myself with the engine and get a feel for the medium, yeah). The new idea would incorporate as many cliches as practically possible. I think I'd call it "Legend of the Sparkly Hoojit." I can picture it now:
King: Alas, with thou lies the only hope humanity has of defeating the evil Gollum in the Flying Fortress. I knowest that thou art only seven, but thine assistance is necessary to save the world, for thou art the only character not controlled by the computer. Of course, my kingdom will give not the slightest bit of help, and they will promise to whine at every possible--
Hero: Yeah, whatever. Just let me at 'em, OK?
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Scribe: I knowest very little about the Sparkly Hoojit. What I do know is that the Hoojit is Mysterious, because very little else is known about it. I did findest out that said Hoojit is Old, an artifact of the Vanished Race, defeated in the Great War which happened 1000 years ago today. Of course, the Hoojit is powerful, for it is mentioned in the title of this game. We suspect the Hoojit is currently in four pieces, scattered at the Temples of the Elementals of Fire, Earth, Air, and Water.
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I was laughing to myself on the subway ride home today... probably not a good sign.
So do I have any collaborators?
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--You notice that you have been turned into a pile of ashes.