Holy Lord!! It has been forever and about 2 years since I last entered the Avara. (Geez, that feels an awful lot like the start of confession.....egad!)
Can't say I haven't missed this game.....Avara used to be my oxygen. I can remember the old days with guys like Malkavian, F.Yu, Homer, Archer, Spartan, Yo'momma, me Eloise, Yuggoth, Shakespeare, Vertigo, White Lightning, USHER, MoFo Extreme, and of course, my mortal enemy...Gimli! There were so many...if I used to whoop on you too, but I didn't mention ya...its not that I forgot, I just can't sit up all night typing the list of names!!
I must say that I am impressed at the longevity of Avara!!! Even back when I was an everyday player, I wouldn't have imagined we'd still have people roaming the tracker in 2000!!
For those of you unfamiliar with my exploits in the old days, I entered Avara in college (shortly after Avarastorm), and immediately became hooked. There were a bunch of us at Michigan State who played, and so I honed my skills before I ever ventured onto anyone else's servers. And who did I pick to start with? Yup, the AA.
To my surprise, I actually didn't get hammered as bad as I thought. Next thing ya know, in about 2 months I was holding my own, and made it into AA.
Back then, the closest thing we had to a message board was the "Brag!" page. I made my rep both on the tracker and on the Brag page. I'll admit, I was over the top, young and full of myself. But I could back up my words.
I remember the "Icebox" rage, the "Choke" phenomenon, the "Bwadi" epidemic (you guys who used to sit at the bubble are STILL wusses...that includes Homer, if he's still out there :)).
I remember the first AA level set, the time I got a 3-0-0-0-0 in a 4x1 on Choke; playing Lionball with MoFo as my teammate against Malk and F Yu; teaming with Archer and Shakespeare in some various 2x2 tourneys, my failed attempt to run a tourney of my own (hey we made it to the semifinals in 1x1); learning about latency, pings, bandwidth, IRC, ftp, HTML, Photoshop, and various other aspects of the internet solely from Avara; kicking TOUPS for bitching about being butt raped in 6-man AA games; playing various idiots in "Firing Line" for being idiots; actually winning a game of "Firing Line" as the TARGET against Flart God; I remember Coromoran being MY level (as in "my house!"); Internet Explorer being MY KOTH level (once again, IE is my house!); I remember the first time I killed malk..and thought I was hot ****; I can remember being honored that a level was named after me in the same set as levels for Homer and Vertigo (who at the time were waxing my rusty ass); I remember Cameroon Indoor Arena on spring afternoons at the start of a 9 hour Avara session; I remember the dawn and stagnation of Avara ladder play; I remember when finally Legend beat me 1x1 shortly before I quit..and how he made it seem like such a huge accomplishment; I remember how I used to 3-0 clan leaders in their "entrance tests" and the refused to join; I remember how Whipping Boy dogged me on Brag for kicking him because of his high pings until I 3-0'd him 1x1 (the guy was playing on a 14.4 from Hawaii for god's sake); I remember defending AA daily against "threats" and charges of being "elitist" and "bandwidth nazis"; I remember the 5 basket Lionball game I had against Bishopp and kamakazi; I remember bitching out Frogger for singling me out in 6-man games; I remember the "onion boyz"; I remember how my various server invites were a constant topic of humor ("Idiots will be kicked after I sleep with their girlfriends"); I remember the day we all did mafia names on an AA server (Don Vengeanciano, and Malkavalini); I remember renaming all of the characters in Final Fantasy 7 after AA members; I remember renaming all of the Unreal Tournament bots after old Avara buddies...just for nostalgia (and increased motivation against the Inhuman difficulty level); but most of all, I remember the people, the friends, and the good times that I had in Avara...and I appreciate you people for indulging me in my little stroll down Avara memory lane.
For anyone who wonders why I don't come back, I'm on a PC (gasp) P3 750 with 256Meg of RAM and am WICKEDLY into Ultima Online and Unreal Tournament. If anyone who used to know me back then plays either of these games, give me a shout at dark_vengeance@hotmail.com, or ICQ me at 15487654 so I can whoop your ass again.
Man oh man, do i have memories here.....almost makes me want to trade in my computer for an iMac so I can get back into my rust-laden HECTOR and learn to be great all over again.....almost.
In the meantime, take care....keep the game alive...it was the best $20 I ever spent in my life.
Bring the noise.
Cheers..........