or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
"Gentlemen," Grand World Leader Rickton paused and glanced at nfreader, "and Ladies, I have some bad news. But luckily I also have some good news, and some even better news. Oh and I also have some news that's worse than the bad news too."
There was a small pause as the delegates decoded the awkward grammar used in the previous sentence.
"What's the bad news?" asked egroeg.
"Terrorists have threatened to destroy the world with nuclear missiles. And they're not bluffing."
"What's the good news?" asked kickme.
"We're safe here in an underground bunker, impervious to nuclear attack."
"What's the better news?" asked Hypochondriac.
"We have an infinite supply of Chai Latté," Rickton explained while he sipped the steaming mug in his hand.
"What's the news that's worse than the bad news?" asked GutlessWonder.
"Some of the delegates in this room are actually secretly on the side of the terrorists and are probably going to kill us all. Well, kill you all. Due to a recent top-secret government experiment I'm entirely invincible, but the rest of you are likely targets for assassination."
The delegates all glanced at each other suspiciously.
"BUT because this bunker doesn't get Cable TV and we forgot to take any board games with us into the complex, I'm pretty bored so I've come up with a new game for us to play. It's called 'Vote for who you think is a terrorist and we'll kill them and see if they were or not.' It should be pretty fun. You have roughly 48 hours to vote for the first time."
And here Rickton walked out of the room leaving the delegates in stunned silence.
The players are:
1Eevee1
darth_vader
egroeg
Eugene chin
GutlessWonder
Hypochondriac
jrsh92
kickme
Lemonyscapegoat
Mackilroy
Manta
mrxak
nfreader
prophile
RJC ultra
Shlizamel
SoItBegins
All PMs should have been sent. If you did not receive one please let me know and you will be Terminated for Inefficiency.
Just kidding. Maybe.
This post has been edited by Rickton : 04 March 2008 - 09:57 PM