*Number279 stumbles in through the door way, very drunk, and looks around... *
Where the hell am I? Ooh she's cute...
Number279 gets kicked out for making an inappropriate advance at Ioni...
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***Number279 stumbles in through the door way, very drunk, and looks around... *
Where the hell am I? Ooh she's cute...
Number279 gets kicked out for making an inappropriate advance at Ioni...
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anklebiter claps the dust off his hands after throwing the inappropriate advancer out of the door.
It's over folks, continue on.
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Startled by the sudden conflict in his bar, cooldude avoids the assanitator's eyes. Suddenly, jarjar binks and anakin come dancing blues on the tables. They discovered this 'amazing invention' a few days ago, and have been sleep dancing ever since. (They awfully sleep a lot)
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Cooldude
::Ryoko steps through a wall into the bar, and then literally appears at the counter::
Konnichiwa!
I'd like a vodka with... umm...
::consults bit of paper hasilty scribbled on by lumisa (see b.day topic)::
warm tomato-juice mixed with 2 raw eggs, a lot of salt
^_^;; ::mumbles to self:: Do I really want this?!
Also, can you make an annoucnement please?
::scribbles on the back of the paper::
Can all you guys please come over to lumisa's "thread weighing the pro's and con's of the different tournament styles" and make your views and opinions known. We'd love to hear from you! 5 mins of your time, that's all.
lumisa walks straight up to ryoko, "i knew i would find you here..." lifts ryokos head which has sunken down onto the counter, fast asleep, a note sticking to her forhead. lumisa takes the note and reads:
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Can all you guys please come over to lumisa's "thread weighing the pro's and con's of the different tournament styles" and make your views and opinions known. We'd love to hear from you! 5 mins of your time, that's all.
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"they can´t read it when you fall asleep on it, ryoko!!" she lets go of the head, "no more raw eggs for this young lady please!" takes ryokos car-keys, sticks the note onto the message-board thinking "probably all to drunk to read at all", takes a look around, notices a guy in the corner, throws him a smile which he chillingly answers...and shaking her head, leaves.
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::waskes up with a start::
Huh, where am I?
::looks about::
::mutter:: Oh no, not again... ^^; Hang on, I'm sober. I'm actually sober! ^^ and the headache's gone too ^_^ It must have worked then, what was it I had?
::fishes in pocket for the paper, which has gone, along with car-keys::
::Looks around menacingly::
Okay... which funny person stole my keys?
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Originally posted by Ryoko:
**::waskes up with a start::
Huh, where am I?
::looks about::
::mutter:: Oh no, not again... ^^; Hang on, I'm sober. I'm actually sober! ^^ and the headache's gone too ^_^ It must have worked then, what was it I had?
::fishes in pocket for the paper, which has gone, along with car-keys::
::Looks around menacingly::
Okay... which funny person stole my keys?**
ha ha.
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I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")web cam(/url) Now also the lowest ranked moderator! What's next? 
After a hard day of work in the land of pop-pop Tournaments, anklebiter sits down to have a seat.
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::gives a thought to ankles' tired look and sits down::
You look exhausted ankle-san, can I buy you a drink?
anklebiter nods
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Originally posted by anklebiter:
**anklebiter nods
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::sizes anklebiter up and ... down and... more down, then eventually admits defeat::
uhh, okay what is it that ickle vegetarian foxes actually like to drink? ^_^;;
::grins wickedly::
Red-label Absinthe is good - I used to serve that - 85% by volume too, and that's before the other things in their ^_~
How about some, ne?
::teleports to the counter and quickly gets served::
brings back a bottle, some sugar, a spoon and a pair of wine glasses.
Now... what you do is this
::gets a spoonfull of sugar:: To help the medicine go down, in a most delightful way, ne? ^_^
::and pours just over a shot of the bright green liquid over it. Then makes a complicated gesture summoning an energy dagger in one hand out of thing air, sets the liqud alight as it drips into the glass.::
Nice trick, ne? : :opens her hand and the vorpal blade vanishes::
Now - ::washes the sugar into the glass with the remaining absinthe using a shot of water, dousing the flames, and swishes the glass::
Shaken, not stirred, ankle-san!
Go on then ^_^
: :proffers the glass with its dangerously green contents::
(This message has been edited by Ryoko (edited 03-31-2003).)
anklebiter takes a sip
Ryoko, I really appreciate everything, but lets let everything just slide. As for the others, they will have to make that decision. There are too many people here for me to argue with each and everyone.
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Originally posted by anklebiter:
**anklebiter takes a sip
Ryoko, I really appreciate everything, but lets let everything just slide. As for the others, they will have to make that decision. There are too many people here for me to argue with each and everyone.
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I was rather hoping to encapsulate everyone's view such that you didn't need to argue with them all indivually.
::Serves a similar portion to herself and shrugs::
However, as you wish, I respect your views too::Takes a sip herself::
and in about 20 hours time I'll read anything you have to say in response... ::sips::
after which I won't mention it again.
::looks thoughtful::
Ne, ankle-san..... ::looks mischievous::
Where are my car keys then? ^_~
anklebiter sips again
Things are all going to be quite fine soon.
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anklebiter waves good night
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I am the fox, let my talk will thrill you, when you get to know me, my smile will chill you. With a name like anklebiter, just what did you expect? (url="http://"http://www.foxchange.com/~matt/anklecam/")The ankle cam!(/url) Out of 33 moderators, I ranked the lowest in overall ranking, temperament and trust!
SlaVitiCkus somehow gets out of his slavery bonds down at the Blue Mushroom Pub (PoG bar), to see of all things, the Blue Mushroom Pub owner (and his slave-driving owner), Rawzer. He figures he's stealing drink ideas.
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