This is a bar. Everyone is welcome here. Thursdays are tournament nights. I am the Bartender and employ the help of a high chair to reach the booze and stuff. The following positions are open:
Janitor
Poop-smith
Bouncer
assistant Bartender
Security Guard
The following are filled:
Dancing fox: Anklebiter
Just pull up a chair and enjoy yourselves.
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Nerds of the world unite!,
Or even better, don't.