To start things off, the funniest/wierdest thing I ever did was to make incoming enemy missiles fire a weapon (that should have been a turreted fast laser :)) that was located on my ship at me!
Beat that.
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American beer is like sex in a lifeboat. It's f*cking close to water.
- Slug
Prostitution is like Bungee Jumping. It's short, it's expensive, and if the rubber breaks you're f*cked. - Me