Skyfox is busy explaining multi-dimensional tacyhons, and hyperlight travel theory to a bored person, when his beeper goes off. "Sorry sir, but it seems i've just got a call from some people on mars. Need to go kill some PMTC person." and with that warps away in his pyro GL.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
That's PTMC, not PMTC. Anyway, EVWeb walks into the bar. He is surprised that there are laser blasts flying across the bar then remembers this isn't the Boozerama Bar. He goes to the bartender and asks for a brandy.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)
What kinda brandy you have in mind? I've got all kinds. Looks around the bar and notices the cobwebs on most of the patrons. Activates clean-o-droid to get rid of cobwebs and proceeds to clean off countertop.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
Er, any chance of that BlueyGreenŽŠ I ordered there a while ago Boss?
LCA waves a new Z100,000,000,000 note in a "pleasenoticemei'dliketobuyadrinkifican" manner
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
One Bluey GreenŽŠ coming right up! Draws up a drink from the tap in the bar whose pipe leads back into the storage room where a captured BueyGreenŽŠ transport lies on the floor.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
EVWeb walks around for a while, then decides that he's bored and orders a drink. He drops his gun by accident, and it shoots a hole in the counter.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)
The blast penetrates the hull and air starts rushing out into space. An entire table is sucked out the small hole before an emergency system slaps a metal patch over it. The bar is a shambles. That's coming outta your tab, pal. Who wants to help clean up?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
EVWeb doesn't have a tab, and tells him that if he doesn't like it, he can talk it over with the people in the Boozerama Bar. EVWeb, then shoots more holes in the bar.
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Apples rock! My two favorite games only work on a mac, EV and ARES.
(Check out the ARES Web board, it needs you!)
(url="http://"http://www.boeing.com/")Boeing(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.apple.com/")Apple(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.com/")EVula(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.EVula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.matrix-xp.com/")Matrix-XP (its not what you think)(/url)
The blasts are absorbed by the bar's automatic defense system, which returns fire from wall-mounted emplacements and reduces EVWeb to a pile of ashes. Don't worry, it's only temporary. And don't worry about paying for that first hole, I'll send you a bill.
starts resetting chairs and tables with help from worker droids.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
EVWeb goes to the Boozerama bar and recruits an army, that reduces the Officer's Club to rubble. Then steals the money from the bar to pay for the hole he made.
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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.
Quote
Originally posted by EVWeb:
**EVWeb goes to the Boozerama bar and recruits an army, that reduces the Officer's Club to rubble. Then steals the money from the bar to pay for the hole he made.
**
/Skyfox looks at the shambles that was once the bar, and uses his link gun to repair the bar back to 100% normal. Then begins wondering why...
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
/me orders a coke. /me pays with (url="http://"http://www.fakelotteryticket.com/gbhunter.jpg")this:(/url)
Do you except that 'round these parts?
ok why aren't img tags alowed?
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My (url="http://"http://home.ptd.net/~hart1")Home Page.(/url) Now with a link farm, picture gallery, Australia section, golf log, and IRC tutorial.
(This message has been edited by Trah (edited 03-11-2004).)
A figure in a dark robe slips through the door, into the bar, or what was once a bar. Now the space is dimmed and while it is in perfect repair it has an aura of disuse and emptiness. "Perfect."
The figure seems to glide across the floor to the back of the room; the robe doesn't touch the floor but it comes close enough that whatever appendages the figure might have are hidden. The motion continues without stop until the figure reaches a table near the back of the bar, where it sits and begins to write.
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Life, Death. What's the difference?
The Hagrabiscuit Vending machine switches on its friendly customer proximity light at the possibility of a client.
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Skyfox rises out of the seat he had been in and throws a plasma charge at the Hagrabiscuit Vending machine. BLAAAMMMMM!!!! But due to the extensive armor plating on the vending machine, the plasma charge does nothing except flip over a few tables and chairs and frighten the newcomer. Yet at least the machine turns off. "Damn light keeps turning on every time I try to get to sleep." He then proceeds to sit back down and sip his drink.
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein
The newcomer moves it's papers in order to protect the writing from a flying chair, then stands up and walks towards the vending machine but the labels are undecipherable due to the coating from the explosion. The figure walks back and recommences writing.
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Life, Death. What's the difference?
booogadey-booga!
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(url="http://"http://www.evula.com")Your Cursor is getting heavy.... You feel it coming to this link.(/url)(url="http://"http://janus.ambrosiasw.com/~mburch/").(/url)(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webcam/").(/url)(url="http://"http://janus.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/").(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.photobucket.com") Photobucket (/url) - The free image host - 100 Megs free | (url="http://"http://shrout.741.com")My Website!(/url)
Starts resetting chairs. The vending machine sprouts legs and walks over next to the bar to be nearer to the patrons.
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
The bar had a kind of morning-after-the-party-the-night-before-look about it.
LCA regarded the hopeful looking Vending Machine a moment, and after a moment's pause (largely for effect) deposited a 4 credit coin in the slot and pulled the lever.
The 3 rollers landed on CHOC BAR which the machine duly spat out.
Hmp, sixty three years before it's sell by date...
Eat within 3 years of manufacture Erm...
Over at the far side of the bar the temporal eddy zone flickered bluely, (as time vortices do).
Looked like it was sometime in three or four years ago. Count Altair and Slug were fighting over a something with a full bar of patrons cheering them on...
"Good Day barkeep, how's business?"
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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Kinda slow, actually, Anic. The customers keep freezing or wandering into the temporal disturbance. There's a lot of strange stuff going on. Maybe the bar's drifting off course or something. How's business been with you?
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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal
