Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Heh heh heh... spam-man, you forgot something. remeber what I used to bring back Skyblade?
      I have the restorer. restores neutralizer and zaps spamo on "kill" And I'll take back my Keutae, thank you very much. Daniel uses his new Keutae to finely slice spamo into beef-chop-suey.

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      If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

    • Ah ah Danny boy. I didn't use a restorer. I merely reinitialized the system pathways of my construct AI. Kind of like un-delete, but much more specific and reliable.
      And I'm sure Cicion is none to happy with you grabbing the Keutae out of his hands. I'm sure he's going to tear you a new one for that.

      delete (subprocess (mouth), subprocess(talking)) := Danielma.construct;
      . . . . command complete.
      save changes Y?N? . . . Y.
      process complete

      Danielma suddenly finds himself without a mouth, and unable to verbally communicate. Consequently he bugs out, running around madly until he trips over a chair and falls flat on his face

      Ah, much better. I must say I was growing tired of your childish antics. Please do amuse some small children or mangy dogs out back and leave the civilized folk in peace.

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      Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

    • Spamo, you know ver ywell that the new one was MY dagger and therefore Cicion can't take it. And BTW, you can't do that. You're too dead. and just for taking my mouth away... I'm, gonna kill you twice a day, every day, for the rest of your life. Puts mouth back on

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      If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

    • sips unconcernedly at drink

      You voice is like yapping of small dog.

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      Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

    • I'll say. Sort of a combination of that and a mosquito-buzzing sound.

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      -Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
      "What sort of man is he?"
      "Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
      -Casablanca

    • I'll admit, my last post WAS rather idiot-esque. 😉 what should my voice sound like, then?
      Trips up Spamo, and subsequently detonates a grenade inside Spammy's pocket.

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      If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

    • Ah, jibes to your fellow man must be done in taste and with finesse. Otherwise you look like a schoolyard bully playing childish pranks.

      while talking Spamo deftly lifts Dan's wallet.

      Now the best thing to do is buy a round of drinks for everyone! 😉

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      Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

    • Of course! Deftly sweeps the cash into a safe and hands out the drinks to all in the bar.

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      -Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
      "What sort of man is he?"
      "Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
      -Casablanca

    • Athena walks into the bar after being gone on a mission in deep space. With a large smile she says to everyone, "Hello everybody! Did you all miss me?" Athena's smile quickly leaves as she notices that nobody heard her. With a slightly anoyed face Athena pulls her lazer gun from her side, points it to the ceiling and firers. everyones attention quickly looks towards Athena. She continues, " Well didn't you all miss me?" A few moments passed and still nobody responded, in a slightly put off attitude Athena says. "Ahh, forget you all!" She walks over to the bar and begins talking to Cicion.

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      Falling inlove is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams...

    • Hey Athena, I was wondering what happened to you. Where ya been?

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      How does a bird fly?
      How does a car go?
      How did Bill Clinton stay in office for so long?

    • Umm.... lets just say that I have been very, very, very sick and busy. I hope I can stay on the boards for a while though.
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      Athena orders Mike and herself a drink. After taking a few sips of her Devil's Breath Drink she begins a light conversation with Mike

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      Falling inlove is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams...

    • "Of course we missed ya Athena!" as he hands her a DP

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    • Spamo, I don't HAVE a wallet. I work here, so everything is free. you might have meant that spare wedgie-remote, though. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, visit the Officers Club Minors Bar™)

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      If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

    • Oh ho ho ho! I'll have you know that working here is not so simple. You get the prestige, but drinks still cost money, mac.

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      "What sort of man is he?"
      "Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
      - Casablanca

    • Come on, Cicion! Have some holiday spirit! Be kind! Besides, I STILL don't carry a wallet.

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      Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, in the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to
      bring them all and in the Darkness bind them.

    • Are we decorating the bar this year?

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    • Well, I don't know. It's not a bad idea. All right, who wants to help spruce up the place for the holidays? Anyone who does gets a free drink.

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      "Parlez-vous jig jig, madam?"
      - Under Milk Wood

    • Captain Pharris drags in a large sack of toys, wearing a big white beard and a Santa suit. He sits down on a big chair and deploys a "holiday" village, complete with little elves and such.

      "Ho Ho Ho! Don't worry if you're not christian, I have denominational gifts for everyone! (The holidays are so commercialized anyway) so line up and get your themed toys now!"

      Pulls a Ramadan Lunchbox out of the sack and hands it to the first nearby kid.

      "Ho Ho Ho!"

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      NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
      The Hard-Boiled Egg
      Why?
      Because she cant be beaten!

    • So Pharris, that' s why your ship always bore a strange resemblance to a sleigh. You were santa clause all along! Ah well, I'd like a nice new book and perhaps one of those new Tri'Xeem thingies. They're cool.

      Hey Athena, welcome back to the land of the lifeless! Nothing like a sabbatical from the boards to give time to actually do stuff in real life. 😉

      Yes Daniel, you are very correct in your statement that you do not carry a wallet anymore. Very correct.
      Said the man who's pants had just been stolen, "Why, the latest fashion this year is briefs. It's all the rage in Paris."

      Merry Christmas to everyone, and a Happy New Year!!

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      Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

    • OV puts up some colorful lights and watches "santa" hand out the gifts. While OV is on the rof putting up reindeer lights it starts to snow!

      "Hey everyone! It's snowing!" OV puts up some more lights and gets knocked out as he slips and falls off the roof

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