The scary part is how much of this is true:

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**EI/IiIIEI: Hey mag i got a question
Mag Steelgla: yay
EI/IiIIEI: its about a tactic
Darkk: if it's about the monty python, don't answer it
EI/IiIIEI: What is the monty Python i thought it was one thing and then darkk said it wasn't
EI/IiIIEI: no
EI/IiIIEI: answare
Darkk: the last thing we need is another lamer
EI/IiIIEI: tell me
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Mag Steelgla: what did you think it was?
EI/IiIIEI: Hey Sargs last name is the same as a race in EVO
Mag Steelgla: yay!
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Mag Steelgla: another person makes the connection
EI/IiIIEI: I thought it was spining around the ship
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EI/IiIIEI: Are you connectioned?
Mag Steelgla: well, you thought wrong
EI/IiIIEI: And Darkk
EI/IiIIEI: said you could tell me
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Darkk: I didn't
EI/IiIIEI: Yeah well he said to ignor what he says latter becuase he cant help himself
Mag Steelgla: eminem, when you get a car, try having egg-throwing wars between your car and somebody else's car
Mag Steelgla: you'll probably end up using the Monty Python then
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EI/IiIIEI: Can't i just use my bike?
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EI/IiIIEI: Man i hate bikes though.
Darkk: no, and it needs to be red cars
Mag Steelgla: nah, bikes aren't fast enough
Darkk: remeber that
Darkk: red cars
EI/IiIIEI: red cars?
Darkk: convertables are better
Mag Steelgla: red cars
Mag Steelgla: yep
EI/IiIIEI: humm my moms car is read
EI/IiIIEI: *red
Mag Steelgla: is it a convertible?
EI/IiIIEI: Yeah
Mag Steelgla: how strong are the headlights? you'll need strong headlights
EI/IiIIEI: But its sort of old will it still do?
Darkk: sure
Mag Steelgla: how old?
EI/IiIIEI: Back lights or front?
Mag Steelgla: front
Darkk: make sure you use jumbo eggs, too
EI/IiIIEI: i dont know but we have had it for some time
Darkk: it only works for that size
Mag Steelgla: yeah
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EI/IiIIEI: My dad owns a farm so i can get some from there
EI/IiIIEI: Jumbo ey?
EI/IiIIEI: Why?
EI/IiIIEI: It might hurt the car.
Darkk: in that case, try to get ones laid by chickens with lots of black feathers
Darkk: they work really well
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EI/IiIIEI: oh, what should the other car be?
Mag Steelgla: large chickens with lots of black feathers
Darkk: oh, and make sure both cars have Goodyear tires
Darkk: both red, preferably convertables
Darkk: with Goodyear tires
Darkk: also, both drivers must wear false mustaches
EI/IiIIEI: How many people in a car?
Darkk: as many as you can fit in
EI/IiIIEI: No what would that make for mustaches?
EI/IiIIEI: Do we though the eggs?
Darkk: of course, silly
Mag Steelgla: throw them at the other car, yes
EI/IiIIEI: is it in the street or a Parking lot?
Darkk: street
EI/IiIIEI: Busy?
Mag Steelgla: but you can go in parking lots for short times
Darkk: preferably rural roads
Darkk: with high speed limits and low trafic
EI/IiIIEI: i dont know what rural means
Darkk: country
EI/IiIIEI: Oh
Mag Steelgla: out in the country, away from the city
EI/IiIIEI: Ok, why the mustaches?
Mag Steelgla: you'll see
Darkk: you'll see when you do it
Mag Steelgla: it's very importan
Mag Steelgla: *important
EI/IiIIEI: Should we be stoned or Drunk or something?
Darkk: probably not
Mag Steelgla: a couple people can be, but not too many
EI/IiIIEI: The drivers?
Mag Steelgla: not the drivers
Darkk: I wouldn't say so
Darkk: maybe the primary throwers
Mag Steelgla: oh, and you need to put an open can of rubber cement standing up on the hood of each car
EI/IiIIEI: What is the point?
Mag Steelgla: you'll end up using the monty python maneuver
Darkk: yeah
EI/IiIIEI: Just a small can becaouse my mom might get mead.
EI/IiIIEI: mad
EI/IiIIEI: is that ok?
Mag Steelgla: it's fine
Darkk: sure
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EI/IiIIEI: How fast should we go?
Darkk: oh, probably above 30
Darkk: but below 60
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EI/IiIIEI: Should we swerve alot?
Mag Steelgla: and avoid 45
Darkk: if you want to
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Darkk: or if the eggs smell bad
Mag Steelgla: to dodge eggs, it could be useful
EI/IiIIEI: Should we go on two lane streets or more?
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Darkk: probably more
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Darkk: room to dodge
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Mag Steelgla: yeah
EI/IiIIEI: How long?
EI/IiIIEI: 5 mins?
Darkk: as long as you can keep it up
Mag Steelgla: until you run out of eggs
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EI/IiIIEI: Should i go in back or front?
Mag Steelgla: and be sure that there are yellow lines on the road
Darkk: probably you should alternate
Darkk: try to keep time spent in front and spent behind exactly equal
EI/IiIIEI: I am simulating this in my mind and i dont think this monty python is a very good thing
EI/IiIIEI: Hold on I gota print this out, is that all the info i should know?
EI/IiIIEI: Can my older friend drive?
Darkk: pretty much
Darkk: sure
Mag Steelgla: well, it's slightly different in ev. for instance the red convertibles are the ships in ev, stuff like that
Darkk: unless you do it on friday the 13th
Darkk: in which case you'll need wigs
EI/IiIIEI: Thats today
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Darkk: yep
Mag Steelgla: yeah, so if you do it today, wear wigs
EI/IiIIEI: But why?
Darkk: wait, it's saturday here
EI/IiIIEI: I have sort of long hair anyway
Mag Steelgla: it's just an important part of the process
Darkk: you'd know instantly if you did it on friday the 13th without them
Mag Steelgla: then wear a short wig
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EI/IiIIEI: but what if the cops come?
Darkk: say you're practicing the monty python
Mag Steelgla: anybody with long hair should wear short wigs, anybody with short hair should wear long wigs
Mag Steelgla: and if he tries to give you a ticket, egg him!
EI/IiIIEI: What if someone has a mustache?
EI/IiIIEI: Whats the rubber cement for?
Darkk: well, then they wear band-aids over it
Darkk: you'll see when you do this
EI/IiIIEI: It will make everyone messy
EI/IiIIEI: and sticky
EI/IiIIEI: I dont think i should do this
Mag Steelgla: yeah, but it'll be fun, and you'll learn the monty python
EI/IiIIEI: have you guys done it?
Darkk: an important part of the process
Mag Steelgla: of course
EI/IiIIEI: I will ask Slug.
EI/IiIIEI: really?
Darkk: the monty python is an important part of our repetours of moves
EI/IiIIEI: Mag you cant even drive yet!
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Darkk: he can throw the eggs
Mag Steelgla: yeah, but my friend and next door neihbor can
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Mag Steelgla: he drove, and I was the egg thrower.
EI/IiIIEI: Who won?
Mag Steelgla: the other guy :frown:
EI/IiIIEI: So your not good?
Darkk: but it taught Mag a lot
Darkk: in Ares, he's better with it than me
EI/IiIIEI: Did you get sticky?
Mag Steelgla: but I still learned the monty python, because I saw the other guy using it
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Mag Steelgla: yeah, but i just washed my clothes and took a shower
Darkk: some people are good enough with it to take the Alien cruiser (from EV) in a shuttle
EI/IiIIEI: Whos car did you use?
Darkk: all because they learned it
Darkk: a red one
EI/IiIIEI: I can beat one with a bulk friget
Mag Steelgla: I used my neihbor's car
Darkk: I think he said it was a corvette
EI/IiIIEI: Did his mom get mad?
Darkk: but I might be wrong
EI/IiIIEI: Are anygirls supposed to be there?
Mag Steelgla: one in each car
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EI/IiIIEI: Should they ware mustaches?
Darkk: yes
Mag Steelgla: and his mom didn't get mad, she gave him permission to do it before he did it
EI/IiIIEI: How come this is the first i heard of it?
Darkk: 'cuz it's top-secret
Mag Steelgla: people sometimes don't want to talk about it
Darkk: once people know it, they dominate
Mag Steelgla: and so they keep it top secret and don
EI/IiIIEI: Oh does slug know?
Darkk: I wouldn't know
Mag Steelgla: don't tell anybody so they'll be able to beat everybody who doesn't know it
EI/IiIIEI: Well its not fair.
Mag Steelgla: yeah, you'll have to ask slug if he knows
EI/IiIIEI: They should know
EI/IiIIEI: why dont you guys post it?
Mag Steelgla: i know, many of the EV people aren't fair
Mag Steelgla: actually, Darkk and I were planning on posting this
Darkk: maybe we could post the learning process
Darkk: yeah
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EI/IiIIEI: And how do you win?
Mag Steelgla: once you learn the monty python, you can use it, and then you'll do very well
EI/IiIIEI: I already do very well, I maynot be the best poilet but thats not everything
Mag Steelgla: and probably win
Mag Steelgla: i see
Mag Steelgla: well, you'll be very very good if you learn this
Darkk: yes
EI/IiIIEI: Hey i dont beleave you guys
Mag Steelgla: why not?
Darkk: the monty enabled me to beat people much better than me
EI/IiIIEI: Because its so crazy!
Darkk: yes, it is
Darkk: but so are many things
Mag Steelgla: i use the monty python all the time, and I can take down the voinian dreadnaught in a UE fighter because of it
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the egg?
Mag Steelgla: I haven't tried in a shuttle, yet
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the cement
Darkk: you'll see
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the Girl?
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the color?
Darkk: if we told you, you wouldn't learn it
EI/IiIIEI: And what is the mustache?
EI/IiIIEI: Yeah i would!
Darkk: learning it for yourself is important
Mag Steelgla: everything will make sense when you try it
Darkk: you've got to actually do it
EI/IiIIEI: But i will get in trouble
Darkk: don't worry
Darkk: they'll understand when you explain
Mag Steelgla: you can do it and not tell anybody
Darkk: or that
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EI/IiIIEI: If I tell you to e-mail my mom then tell her that you said for me to do it.
EI/IiIIEI: Can i tell my mom?
Mag Steelgla: if you want to
Darkk: I guess you can
EI/IiIIEI: I still dont get it.
Darkk: lots of older people know the monty python and will understand you had to learn it
Mag Steelgla: i know, I never got it until I tried it
EI/IiIIEI: Why dont i see people doing it outside?
Darkk: cuz they don't want you to
EI/IiIIEI: Just tell me about it and i proply will
EI/IiIIEI: i am pretty smart
Darkk: besides, they do it on deserted roads
Mag Steelgla: yeah, if they used it all the time when people were watching, everybody would learn it
Darkk: no, it's something you have to do
Darkk: you have to do it or see it done
EI/IiIIEI: Come on just tell me
Darkk: I wish I could
Mag Steelgla: i do, too
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Mag Steelgla: but, it's just one of those things, where if somebody found out that I had told somebody how to do the monty python, a group of people would beat me up badly
EI/IiIIEI: Just tell me!
Mag Steelgla: the mafia would terrorize my family and take away everything I owned, even the clothes on my back
EI/IiIIEI: How come i dont find anything about it on the internet?
EI/IiIIEI: But whats the mafia have to do with it
Mag Steelgla: because it's illegal to post it on the internet in all countries
EI/IiIIEI: Hey is this like that brain spider thing?
Mag Steelgla: they use the monty python a lot, and don't want other people knowing it
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Mag Steelgla: what's the brain spider thing?
EI/IiIIEI: Well there are alot of illigal things on the internet, child porn is and its easy to find.
Darkk: yes
EI/IiIIEI: So why cant i find this?
Darkk: but the reason is that they spend all their time enforcing this
Mag Steelgla: yeah, but there are very strict and terrible punishments for posting the monty python on the internet
Darkk: you can't hear the details until you're an adult
EI/IiIIEI: does andrew know about it?
Mag Steelgla: andrew welch, you mean?
EI/IiIIEI: yeah
Mag Steelgla: he probably does, I'm not sure
Darkk: I think so
Mag Steelgla: yeah, matt burch probably told him what we just told you
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EI/IiIIEI: I think this is a lie
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Mag Steelgla: it isn't
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EI/IiIIEI: you where liing to me alot, about those brain spider, about drugs, about other stuff and about this.
EI/IiIIEI: you are to sneeky!
Darkk: you can't make this stuff up
Mag Steelgla: what's the brain spider?
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EI/IiIIEI: And that P.Y.R.O.
*** Mag Steelglass hasn't heard of any of this, what is it?
EI/IiIIEI: Laguna told me about 10 mins into that that you hwere lieing
Darkk: I know a Pyro, but not P.Y.R.O.
Darkk: Laguna isn't on
EI/IiIIEI: Yeah me too.
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EI/IiIIEI: But a long time ago
EI/IiIIEI: about 3 mounths
EI/IiIIEI: you guys whould trick me so much!
Darkk: then he couldn't have said we were lying about this
Mag Steelgla: what is the brain spider thing, though, I don't think I've ever heard of it
Darkk: trust us, if you do that, you will use the monty python
Darkk: and you will understand

First person to actually do this gets bragging rights galore.

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Meanies

I didn't need to tell you Eminem, it only took you a day or so to figure out something was wrong, and I've got screenshots to prove it!

Wish I was there for the brain-spider thing.

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why am i in this?. Great conversation guys. Very funny

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just take my post, and imagine everything is speeled right.
nickel count: 10

EI/IiIIEI is not very bright.

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Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss.

Remember, if EMINEM asks you how the Monty Python is done, the correct response is:
"Well, do you have a red convertible?"
And if he tries to make you think that he already knows, the correct responses are:
"What color convertible do you use?"
"How many eggs do you stock up?"
"Has the paste ever hit you?"

He'll get mad at any of them...probably. If he doesn't, you need something else along the theme...

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Hehe...it took EMINEM a while to figure it out, didnt it? What was that brain spider thing, and what did you tell him about drugs?

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-Ali G.

Oh sweet baby Jesus no! If that boy ever learns to drive, I will start flying instead of taking the road...

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Keeping the population low by fighting for less gun laws since 1985.

Maybe I shouldnt mess with Cotton now that hes a mod but... shouldn't your quote say fewer gun laws instead of less?

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"Learn about art captian,
when you understand a
species' art you
understand that species"

Alright, own up! Who here hasn't read Timothy Zahn?

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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.

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Originally posted by Talon Karrde:
**Alright, own up! Who here hasn't read Timothy Zahn?
**

That was random...
Not me. I can even quote Thrawn's last words.

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Formerly-Rampant Human-Coded AI

Werent they something about how artfully Ruhk killed him?

I think yoiu have to be a mutant to like Sci-fi and not read Zahn. His books got me hooked on Star Wars; I had enjoyed the movies but I never really got into the books, now I own like 38 of them Heir to the Empire being the first one in my collection.

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Out ride the sons of Terra,
Far dirves the thundering jet,
Up leaps the race of Earthmen,
Out, far, and onward yet -

Zahn is a genius. Anyone who hasn't read Zahn and likes sci-fi just plain needs help. He wrote my favorite books and I pray he writes more.

By the way, Thrawn's last words were... "But, it was so artfully done."

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I think yoiu have to be a mutant to like Sci-fi and not read Zahn.
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You suck then.

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Originally posted by Laguna:
**You suck then.

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Its TRUE!

Mutant! Mutant!

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-Ali G.

Oh don't worry. I don't specifically like those books.

I dislike Star Wars in general.

Now, I know someone who will personally kill you if you haven't read Card...
His complaint about every single book (except one) is "It's not Ender's Game!"
And will promptly beat you over the head with it if you disagree.

Msg 219:23:6 with the message "Ender's Game Sucks!"
I want to see his reaction.

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I don't read spin-off book series. So no, I haven't read any Zahn.

And yes, I have read Ender's Game , and it's a good novel, but nothing to obsess over.

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Originally posted by Cyberwraith:
**Zahn is a genius. Anyone who hasn't read Zahn and likes sci-fi just plain needs help.
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I could say the same about anyone who has never watched or doesn't watch Babylon 5.

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I liked Ender's Game but the rest of the series was pretty crappy. Xenocide and the rest of them just werent any fun, Ender's Shadow on the ather hand was imaginative and stuck to the military academy feel.

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Out ride the sons of Terra,
Far dirves the thundering jet,
Up leaps the race of Earthmen,
Out, far, and onward yet -

Msg 219:23:6 with the message "Ender's Game Sucks!"

heh...I just did.

My words:

Topic: ENDER SUCKS

Body: ENDER SUCKS LIKE HELL

Later, of course, I will reveal that I dont even know what Ender is...

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This Vid is a bit like my beast; extremely long, and best enjoyed with a mouthful of nuts.
-Ali G.

I'm not the one that obsesses over it.

What I like to do is take out my copy of "Speaker for the Dead" and dangle it in front of his face. He just flails widely, but he'll never get it if I have room to maneuver.

Please, when you get a reply, post it here. I want to see his reaction too. If he tries to attack you (which he invariably will), I'll point out that you're the basic (Ares) galaxy, and we've got it in our name. But get some defense anyways, I can't guarantee that he'd recall.

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