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Originally posted by Kame:
**Aggughguhga, I GOT IT! A flying space keg ship! And you could have a row of taps on each side where other ships could pull up to and top off. Oh yeah, it'll be great. And then we could all start our own bar! Yeaaaa.a..a. */passes out
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::cues corny movie ad announcer voice:: Many have tried, but none have succeeded... The Flying Keg has many times been attempted, but never implemented...
Y'know, R.A.F. Spitfire pilots based in England during the Second World War used to fly from one side of the Thames River to the other carrying beer kegs slung underneath their wings. Very popular with breweries (who got paid) and pilots (who got very seriously drunk) alike. Would make a very interesting mission... Especially if one was to implement the KeyCarried feature to show beer kegs strapped all over the ship...
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Suddenly, the little scoutship disappeared and then reappeared right behind the alien warfleet. The gravitic ship's captain hailed the armada. "You are going to be destroyed, but I will give you a choice as to how you want to spend eternity: big pieces, little pieces, or quarks?"
Dead silence.
"Quarks it is, then."