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    • Kryten pulls Arianne away from Del Fuego and puts her down on the other side of the bar.

      Surrounded by cheese.

      And Pinapples.

      With toothpicks.

      And frogs.

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      "There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
      (url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url)
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    • HEY!! You can't attack me when I'm asleep and not posting! Foul! Del fuego realizes what he just said, and ducks again, this time out the newly installed randomized back door. He lands in the middle of even more people who want to kill him.

      "Whoops.. Guess the randomiz...."

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • Yoggy helps The Great Kug out of it's hole and dusts it off. Then gives it a warm blanket, a loaf of bread and tells it to find a better life. It runs out the randomised back door and lands on someone who was going to kill Del Fuego with a steel toed boot on a stick, and starts to fight off the Fuego haters with it's balnket....

      Good boy, Kug! πŸ™‚

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    • pp wonders why, if it's winter, we aren't getting more snow...

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    • SlaVitiCkus lives in Florida, and the low today was 70, and the high was 82.

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

    • Del Fuego romps in the snow after another breif encounter with the randomized door... SNOOOOW!! IT"S SNOOOWIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ :DYaY πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

      oh.. i can't snowboard because my knee is messed up... :frown:

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • More... twitch snow...? twitch twitch Graaaaah! There's too much bloody snow as it is! Loads of bloody soggy filth-encrusted winter-waste filling people's shoes and burying them in icy death! Perhaps if you were to witness people's front doors buried up to one's chest, you wouldn't be so enthusiastic!
      Raistlin sits back down and orders another beer, as the deathliscious aura of wrathΒ™ slowly fades from around him.
      As you may have noticed, I'm not a winter person.

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      All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!
      Rock: Hi Forte, nice to see you again! Forte: SUFFER!

    • Spazz, having been in deep meditation in the back of my subconcious for over a year and a half now, finally decides to speak of what he has been philosophosizing about: Highschool=long pause from comp use, int HighSchool=sucks. .... What the heck did that mean?? oh well, Spazz orders a Barqs/mug cockta... poof woah, good service πŸ˜› .
      His great thirst satisfied, he goes back to what he was doing 16 (or so) pages ago, shooting coasters and peanuts out the window with his automatic mini-catapualt (ooc: Which I actually did make) while being slightly wary of Rawzer's spoon

      ooc: pardon my ignorance, but how do you do that quote thingy?

      edit:moUSE EE loiDE UZI, no COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT! Terry Pratchet's work were not ment to be degraded by the like of you! πŸ˜›

      edit:smiley in wrong place
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      Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it
      -me πŸ˜› It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother

      (This message has been edited by Spazzybob (edited 02-06-2004).)

      (This message has been edited by Spazzybob (edited 02-06-2004).)

    • Quote

      Originally posted by Rawzer:
      **Rawzer puts Old Janx Spirit on the menu. 10g for a bottle.

      **

      SuperNova realizes that the side effects of Janx Spirit make the "NO MAGIC" sign redundant and promptly passes out on the table after drinking too many Ouiskian Zodas.

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      Yet another meaningless post
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    • Yoggy is really drunk. he jumps around saying: "Im jumbing! Im Jumbing! Im hic kug! WeEeEe!" Then runs in to a table and trys to eat it.

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    • For all your UBB-related needs:

      (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/ubbcode.html")http://www.AmbrosiaS...rd/ubbcode.html(/url)

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      Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
      He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
      A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
      (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

      (This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 02-06-2004).)

    • Kryten comes back after visiting The Warm Pebble Bar and drops some beans on the ground.

      The beans grow into a huge tree.

      Then Rawzer throws an axe at him.

      He blocks the axe's flight with the head of his Cheese Hammer and walks back out towards The Warm Pebble Bar.

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      "There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
      (url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url)
      (url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.htmll")All your Cheese are belong to us(/url)

    • ahh... fun! BarWars! The new pastime!

      Del fuego begins raising an army to attack the warm pebble bar!

      anyone who wants to join say aye!

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      Hail the great ?!!!
      ????

    • Quote

      Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
      **ahh... fun! BarWars! The new pastime!

      Del fuego begins raising an army to attack the warm pebble bar!

      anyone who wants to join say aye!

      **

      "Aye!" Says the Drunkard's Head and then realizes the limitations of his stake. :frown:

      A Dackery then materializes in front of him so he can wash away his troubles. πŸ™‚

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      some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently." - Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Agent_Vast:
      **AV bites KDC too.

      **

      She pokes him in the eye. With a white-hot iron rod.

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      I'm too sexy for your pants.

    • Quote

      Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
      **ahh... fun! BarWars! The new pastime!

      Del fuego begins raising an army to attack the warm pebble bar!

      anyone who wants to join say aye!
      **

      Well, you could try, but, you would lose because of Ledd and Pilk.

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      "There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
      (url="http://"http://www.krytencrc.cjb.net")Kryten's Headquarters(/url)
      (url="http://"http://www.silvernetwork.net/kryten/mcheese.htmll")All your Cheese are belong to us(/url)

    • Mwhahaha. An all out war between CS developers and PoG players. Bring it on.

      Oh yeah. And you forgot one thing. WE HAVE THE MAGIC CHEESE.

      Pilky then orders a Coke and sits. He finds it odd that he is in two bars at the same time drinking the same sort of drink. He pulls out his copy of Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy to find out how.

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      Pilky
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      (This message has been edited by Pilky (edited 02-07-2004).)

    • Quote

      Originally posted by kraftdinnerclone:
      **She pokes him in the eye. With a white-hot iron rod.

      **

      AV claims compensation for his burnt eye.

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      Vast__
      QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
      Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
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    • SHHHOOOO KABOOOM!!!! KABLAM! Yoggy is shooting spam rockets at the blue mush room pub! Rawzer had better act quickly!

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    • SlaVitiCkus points out that we dealt with LabRat and LifeKnight, so obviously nothing they can do would ever come close to what we have been through.

      SlavitiCkus is also excited that he got his Panther CD in today, but curses out loud when he cannot open a single folder, because he does not have permission...

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      Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
      "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
      What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.