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Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
**Did I win?

**

You lost. So... yes.

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KDC blows cobwebs off of the pinball machine.

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I'm too sexy for your pants.

pp destroys the pinball and replaces it with a giant block of wood. Nobody in the bar notices the difference.

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YaY! I won!

what do I get?

Del fuego sits on the block of wood, and declares that it is his throne.

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Hail the great ?!!!
????

The Drunkard's Head wants a throne and claims his stake.

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Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
**great. now i have a throne.

but what should my kingdom be? I will rule the Land of the Fireplace, and my subjects shall be the heads. after all, they can't really leave, can they?

yay.

**

Ah, but then how will you punish those who disobey you? What are you gonna' do, chop off their heads and stick 'em on wooden stakes?

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Originally posted by El Hombe Del Fuego:
**YaY! I won!
**

But if you won, then that means you didn't lose, which means you didn't win...which means you lost, which means you win again...aw heck, someone give me booze.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

you ended on win, so i guess i still won. In order to torture those who disobay me, I will schedule regular marshmallow-toasting parties. I will supply the marshmallows.

Anybody have some marshmallow cream stuff? i need disguises.

if you don't get it, too bad for you. You will be roasted.

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Hail the great ?!!!
????

AV bites his king and sends him flying into the fireplace. He smiles.

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Vast__
QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
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Sidatious gives SlaVitiCkus a lot of booze while Rawzer gets the band to play Journey of the Sorceror by the Eagles.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

A toothless termite walks into the bar and asks "We've done this joke before, haven't we?"

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Yet another meaningless post
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Rawzer grabs two of the axes, walks out of the Pub, and comes back carring four more.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

KDC reclaims the pinb--- er, "throne" and grabs one of Rawzer's axes, hacking it into pieces. She glances at SlaVitiCkus aumusedly while walking past him in search of Yellow.

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I'm too sexy for your pants.

AV bites KDC too.

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Vast__
QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..."
Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
(url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url)

SlaVitiCkus grabs one of the axes that wasn't destroyed, runs out of the bar, and returns with two, one in his hand and one in his skull.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

Rawzer goes out to piledrive some sea giants and use their axes as firewood.

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Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one (url="http://"http://flagline.com/images/novelty-jesus-loves-you.gif")guy(/url), but we killed him. -Unknown, or unsure.
He's in his (url="http://"http://www.lewport.wnyric.org/lewportsite/highschool.htm")twelfth grade(/url)
A (url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/comics.html")cartoonist(/url) and he (url="http://"http://www.pw.org/")writes(/url)
(url="http://"http://evula.org/rawzer/roberto.jpg")Rawzer(/url) from (url="http://"http://www.state.ny.us/")New York(/url) -mrxak

SlaVitiCkus tags along, and acts as bait, since his screams of terror and fear sound so real, the giants don't expect any opposition..

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.

The Drunkard's head leads a rebellion around the fireplace and claims a corner as his kingdom of stake-ia. He notices the odd surplus of axes lately. Then he asks for another drink.

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some who did not know would ask "what is this way that gives him so much power?" and they were told "It is the way of Mrs. Marietta Cosmopilite, 3 quirm street, Ankh-Morpork, rooms to rent, very reasonable. No, we don't understand it, either. Some subsendential rubbish, apparently."

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Originally posted by Kryten:
**5. CHEESE!!!!!
**

Damn you Kryten, quit advertising your game!

Oh yeah. LifeKnight gets some cheese, er, a drink, then throws a cheese, er, rock at Kryten saying, "You make me dizzie".

Then LifeKnight downloads 5 more pages of the pub to "read up" on what has happened here.
Don't worry, we're swiftly catching up to the Boozerama Bar NE! And I don't think Stark belives in locking topics of this size. We need to make it BIGGER.
Did I mention all your cheese, er, base, are belong to us?

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