SlaVitiCkus waves his hand in front of LifeKnight "you don't want to sell me a rubber duck"

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

Sidatious empties the contents of the Box into his maw.

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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 11-17-2003).)

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Sidatious empties the contents of the Box into his maw.

**

A big sea giant falls out of the box and flattens Siditious. It then eats the "No magic" sign. A rock comes flying through the window and hits Siditious on the head, waking him up.
Uh oh, trouble again...

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While the no magic sign is down, SlaVitiCkus starts murmering a spell. The giant then bursts into blue flames, writhing in pain. He then flicks his wrist, and the giant shoots out the portal (leaving quite a hole). He puts the sign back up, summons a new wall, sits down, looks at his drink, and asks Rawzer "what the flippin' heck did you put in this thing?"

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

Rawzer points at Pandora, sitting three stools over. "It's hers. I blame her."

"Wait a second, I guess I came back from my jog."

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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

I guess my gate stone brought you back as well..

SlaVitiCkus hands the drink to Pandora and takes his usual Dackery

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

LifeKnight climbs through the Dernath window with a bag of gold over his right should and in his left hand he is carrying an odd book labled:
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Tome of Weggie
An strangly annoying offensive spell of the second level
**

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Rawzer motions toward the sign, and the Spoon of Awesome.

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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.

SuperNova observes a nondescript worker moving a large, ominous metal box into the basement. On the side of the box is a note that reads "Property of the Dernath Guild of Blood. Do not open until the tournament! Failure to comply will be dealt with harshly."

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Yet another meaningless post
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LifeKnight wonders why nobody has asked what the spell is, or where he got it from (not Ultima).

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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**LifeKnight wonders why nobody has asked what the spell is, or where he got it from (not Ultima).

**

Because everyone here hates spells in the bar

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

Arianne looks up. "Guild of Blood?" she questions.

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Nadir I runs in, and runs around the room, yelling "I like cheese!!!" into peoples faces. He sits down and orders a three-pound block of cheddar.

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-Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster and with more energy.
-The voices don't like school.

(This message has been edited by Nadir I (edited 11-21-2003).)

Mmm...cheddar. My favorite.
LifeKnight explains about the "Weggie" spell:
"I got it from that Orobas guy the the Plains of Endless Winds. He said that one of the younger assistants to a member of the Order of the Crystal created Weggie as a joke. It has never been cast for about 500 years. I am about to cast it now.

LifeKnight looks at the "No Magic" signs everywhere, and sees RawZer (uh, I mean Rawzer) reaching for the Spoon of Awsome (and charging it with an earthquake spell), so LifeKnigh puts the tome down and says, "Uh, maybe I'll use it when I REALLY need it. It's just a joke, anyway.

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SlaVitiCkus notices it has gotten cold, and for lack of firewood, throws the tome into the fire, mentioning that he will never be allowed to use magic in the bar anyway.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.

LifeKnight posts a slightly updated Blue Mushroom Menu.

+================================================+
The Blue Mushroom Menu
Originally posted by Rawzer. Updated by the new improved LifeKnight.

hmmmmmm, I think I'll do a SIG TEST!!!!!!!

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"There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
(url=www.krytencrc.cjb.net)Kryten's Headquarters(url)

lets try again then

(EDIT)YAY it's alive, it's alive(/EDIT)

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"There are no turtles anywhere" Ponder Stibbons
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(This message has been edited by Kryten (edited 11-24-2003).)

Arianne notes that there is still nothing on the menu that interests her. Not that it matters, because Sidatious always makes regular stops at her table, though no one has yet seen her give anything in return for the flasks he hands her.

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