Rawzer celebrates.
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
SlaVitiCkus was preparing for people to be mad for his post, and is surprised that he isn't alone in his opinion...yay...
SlaVitiCkus continues to take LifeKnight's bribe money and not change
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
I didn't bribe you with money, SlaVitiCkus, I gave you your lost spoon.
LifeKnight casts a spell to cure himself, then goes into his room, slams the door, and magically locks it. The sounds of bubbling water can soon be heard from inside.
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**LifeKnight casts a spell
**
No bloody spells in the bar! Sheesh :rolleyes:
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
Rawzer, some time ago you said not allowing spells in the bar was prejudiced against conjurers, and spell casting was allowed for everyone but LabRat.
Anyway...Everybody continues to hear bubbling coming from behind LifeKnight's door, and then it opens slightly. Hundreds and hundreds of bubbles float into the room. Very soon it is hard for anybody to see or hear anything. All they can hear is footsteps slowly going twords the kitchen.
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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**SuperNova poisons LifeKnight and destroys all the Ultima based ****.
**
... And there was much rejoicing.
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Insert profound thought
or clever witticism here
Hm. Did I? Well, you neither. I mean, every once in a while is okay... I guess. But you and LabRat abuse it. Cut it out. It annoys me. 
Rawzer cleans up the bubbles, and discovers LifeKnight trying to reach the cookie jar on top of the fridge. Rawzer slaps his hand away, and sends LifeKnight to his room. He can come down for supper.
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 11-01-2003).)
LifeKnight comes down to eat dinner, then goes into the kitchen to clean Yellow's litterbox. Suddenly, LifeKnight discovers a piece of glass in the box. He pulls it out, and discovers that it is the glass sword that Yellow ate. He cleans it off, and sticks it into a blackrock (industuctable) sheath fastened to his belt, thinking, "Wow, I wondered where that got to."
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You touched that thing after it was in Yellow? Eww...
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
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Originally posted by SlaVitiCkus:
**You touched that thing after it was in Yellow? Eww...
**
It's a glass sword, dude. What did you think I was going to do, let Rawzer find it and kill me with it?
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(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 11-02-2003).)
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Originally posted by LifeKnight:
**It's a glass sword, dude. What did you think I was going to do, let Rawzer find it and kill me with it?
**
I beleive Rawzer would just use his spoon, it is much more powerful..
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
Arianne comments to Kryten that Lifeknight is looking more appealing by the moment. Not so much for the taste, but for the silence that would follow. Her gaze is dark and dangerous as she stares at Lifeknight from beneath her hood.
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Originally posted by premonition:
**Arianne comments to Kryten that Lifeknight is looking more appealing by the moment. Not so much for the taste, but for the silence that would follow. Her gaze is dark and dangerous as she stares at Lifeknight from beneath her hood.
**
LifeKnight goes away and comes back with magic neck armor, that only he can take off.
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Rawzer notes that LifeKnight's groin is pretty much armorless before reminding Yellow to chew before he swallows.
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 11-02-2003).)
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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**Rawzer notes that LifeKnight's groin is pretty much armorless before reminding Yellow to chew before he swallows.
**
LifeKnight loves cats, and throws Yellow a cookie and 500 gold pieces.
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Smart move, though I was indicating that to Arianne. 
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
Arianne refrains from mentioning, once again, that the neck does not hold the only accessible blood vessels.
Several barmembers experience a strong sense of deja vu when she stands and darts out the lights. In the ensuing darkness there is a sense of air rushing by and a scuffle.
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Originally posted by premonition:
**Arianne refrains from mentioning, once again, that the neck does not hold the only accessible blood vessels.
Several barmembers experience a strong sense of deja vu when she stands and darts out the lights. In the ensuing darkness there is a sense of air rushing by and a scuffle.
**
LifeKnight whips out his glass sword and points it at Arianne. He says, "If you leave me alone, I'll give you 1000 gold pieces and go out to find some extra blood for you. If not, I'll smash this over your head, and that will be the end of you.
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(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 11-04-2003).)
Rawzer clubs LifeKnight in the back of the head.
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You know, I was going to let you become part of my most erotic fantasies, but you can just forget it, write it off!
I keep thinking there has to be something better out there, because if there wasn't, I'd just curl up in a larval position and weep.
SuperNova removes the "Glass Sword" holographic image that was around the object that LifeKnight was holding. One guess as to what the object really is.
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Yet another meaningless post
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