what happened to the stripper club?? wonders spazz.... then he trealizes he hasn't actually ordered anything to drink over the last year or so and orders a rootberr- martini, shken not stired

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Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it
-me It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother

Aqua, upon remembering that he's the custodian, dishes out a round a drinks before heading to the broom closet for a mop.

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Originally posted by SuperNova:
**He then steals the magic orb from SuperNova to fulfill an ancient trans/extra/multidimensional prophecy.

**

"Hey! No magic in the bar!"

Rawzer brandishes his Spoon of Unworthiness menacingly.

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I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).

Seriously a while back there as a stripper club or some thing check paage 16, were is it has it been deemed inappropriate for the possible young people we have here??

00c: 14 ys old

oh yes,... as he drinks his martini, Spazz realizes that there is no such thing as a rootbeer-Martini and has instead been handed a daquiri with whiskey... stumbling he crawls over to the medium hot tub and passes out in it...

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Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it
-me It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother

(This message has been edited by Spazzybob (edited 07-25-2003).)

Aqua makes futile attempts to comprehend what Spazz is saying, despite his bad grammer and spelling.

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It's not my fault, I just drunk my frst alcholic beverage in my life, can you blame me if im a litle (litell, litilee?)
drunk. Spazz then slumps in the hot tub and nearly drowns but is saved by the bouyancy of his own big head... aqua tries to use his/her logic to smote him, but being a self riteous philosopher, it doesn't but instead backfires and manifests itself as a book of triginometry.

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Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it
-me It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother

Rawzer promotes peace and harmony with the addition of a Buddhist shrine.

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I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).

Spazzy, are you actually saying you got tipsy off ONE (1) drink? You have no tolerance...

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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!

I've a friend a bit like that. She got hyper off one Midori. It was quite funny to watch, especially since it was in the middle of a Maths lecture.

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Originally posted by Aqua 6:
**Then he gets another drink before poking SuperNova with uneccesarily. Whee.

**

How could you have been poking me? I'd left unannounced to play Nova on my <blech> PC around that time.

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Yet another meaningless post
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Originally posted by premonition:
**I've a friend a bit like that. She got hyper off one Midori. It was quite funny to watch, especially since it was in the middle of a Maths lecture.

**

Ah, so the truth is revealed. The carnivorous beast that is Arianne is British. That explains everything.

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I had a (url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=6")dream(/url) that I had about a (url="http://"http://evula.com")dozen(/url) (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=56&SUBMIT;=Go")links(/url) here. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=6&SUBMIT;=Go")Mostly(/url) to other (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=20&SUBMIT;=Go")places(/url) on this (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=1")site(/url). (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=10&SUBMIT;=Go")Weird(/url).

Actually, I'm Aussie. And my friend is from Singapore.

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(url="http://"http://forums.evula.com/viewforum.php?f=32")Webstory Forum(/url)

Aqua makes a decleration: Crap, Firebird rocks!

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New phantompenguin v2.0: I Function Now!!!
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A single moogle enters, and makes a solid demand that he be noticed. He then calmly sits down and orders a tumbler of 3 week old, lukewarm pee. As the bartender's eyebrows begin to arch so high, that they crawl off his forhead and are lost in his hair, the moogle drums his fingers impatiently. Finally, he tells the bartender to forget the pee, and orders some water instead. He places his head firmly between his knees, and sulks evily.

ooc: Sorry, it sounded funny at the time...

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. For pork loin.

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Originally posted by Hamster2:
**A single moogle enters, and makes a solid demand that he be noticed. He then calmly sits down and orders a tumbler of 3 week old, lukewarm pee. As the bartender's eyebrows begin to arch so high, that they crawl off his forhead and are lost in his hair, the moogle drums his fingers impatiently. Finally, he tells the bartender to forget the pee, and orders some water instead. He places his head firmly between his knees, and sulks evily.

ooc: Sorry, it sounded funny at the time...

**

Aqua prays to God that nobody ever mentions something like this ever again.

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New phantompenguin v2.0: I Function Now!!!
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...SlaVitiCkus tries his hardest to forget that as soon as he can, then orders an Ol'Tujims Fierce Brew.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.

Spazz ports back (outside the bar) from his one week vacation to the east coast of garendel to find everyone is completly normal.

OOC: other than this webboard i also have a week times 12 webcomics worth of back comics to read up on, heh... not that i'm complaining...

Spazz answers someone's question, yes i have no tolerance, thats my first ever alcoholic drink, stoop. Spazz would continue to pursue his questioning about the whereabouts of the strippers, but doesn't seeing ass how he's been surronded by crazy bikini girls at the beach for a week...

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Don't step on the ducks, they don't like it
-me It is as bad as you think, they are out to get you. -my brother

hmm... (KDC appears, then disappears as she is sucked back to Colorado)

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I'm not trying to strangle you... this is just an extremely violent neck massage.

SlaVitiCkus kindly requests that the post about pee be edited out, it is ruining his thirst in the bar.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, and Ory' hara.