The service around here sucks, it's been just over 12 hours since I ordered my Dackery!

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2

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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Suddenly, an assortment of angry leprochauns, mice, and chocolates come in and eat us all.

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Even more suddenly, a rogue band of astronomers and philosophers kill them and roast them over an open flame. Rawzer points to a No Smoking (Except LotR Characters) sign, and then gives SlaV a Dackery, which almost, but not entirely unlike a Daiquiri.

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Raistlin enters the pub and seats himself at a corner-table with his grimoire, after ordering several very alcoholic beverages.

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All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light!

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Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
**Raistlin enters the pub and seats himself at a corner-table with his grimoire, after ordering several very alcoholic beverages.

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Good luck getting them, took me over a day.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2

Cavanoskus wanders into the bar and sits down at the barstool on the far end. "Hello everyone. I decided there weren't enough girls here, so I thought I'd drop by." She winks at Rawzer. "How much for a shot of Goldschlager?"

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AIM: Cavanoskus
If you run, you'll only die tired!

"We now have a grand total of three female patrons ever in the bar. Five bonus points to whoever gets them all! Or a free Coke. Whatever."

Rawzer laughs at SlaV, flashes his award-winning "Lets just be friends, but good friends" smile to Cavanoskus (Goldschlager is 5 gold. Or however much you have. Whichever is more. Mwa ha ha.), and flashes his double-award-winning "I love ya cause your still here" smile to KDC. (Damn Ohio!)

This one:

Oh yeah, then Rawzer serves some drinks and takes some money.

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Rawzer laughs at SlaV

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Not a very friendly environment here...maybe I'll take my buisiness to the Ookwasp inn, eh?

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2

Rawzer gives SlaVe- I mean, SlaV a friendly pat on the back. And a shot of liquor.

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3 females in the bar-- Cavanoskas, KDC, and Suona.

Pay up

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2

Rawzer awards SlaV with a free Cherry Coke and Five Supra Deluxe Awesomeness Bonus Points.

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Naturally, I keep track of the ladies.
SlaVitiCkus mutters something about wanting vanilla coke, but takes the Cherry. He then reads the SlaVe remark...

hmm, my name doesnt have an....HEY

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2

As swordslinger slides thought the bat wing doors he take a quick look around the room and decides that this may be a place to imbibe,relax,r&r; after the latest battle. But the wind shifts. the putrid odor coming in the room could only be more foul demons at the city gate. He looks at the bartender and slowly turning says "I'llllll Beee Baaaaack."

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as swordslinger reaches the bat wings he turn to the bartender and says 1 pot roast special,2draughts,and 1 room for the night. this won't take but a minute and someone has to do it

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SlaVitiCkus is again confused as to how this new guy came through a door, considering there is only a teleportation device, no door...

EDIT--Another Dackery, I've been arguing with forge and i've worked up a thirst.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2

(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 05-21-2003).)

Rawzer provides near-excellent service.

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Yea, an hour and 12 minutes, getting better.

SlaVitiCkus begins memorizing the periodic table of the elements for his science exam.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2

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Originally posted by Rawzer:
**The elements? Easy. Fire, Air, Water, and Earth. Hey, this is PoG.

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Sodium(Na), magnesium(Mg), Aluminum(Al), Silicon(Si), Phosphorus(P), Sulfur(S), Chlorine(Cl), Argon(Ar), Potassium(K), and Calcium(Ca)....What fun to memorize, along with 10 latin roots, 15 fill-in-the-blanks, and 10 ESSAY questions..

SlaVitiCkus orders hard booze to forget his troubles. All he gets is a coke, since he is under age.

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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.
"You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil and whitedevil2

Cavanoskus slides five gold to Rawzer, and grins. "Thanks, barkeep. Or maybe I should just order a whole bottle. I crave warm cinnamon-y goodness."

She grins again, with a mouth full of fangs. "And, while you're at it...have you anything to feed a VERY hungry carnivore?"

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AIM: Cavanoskus
If you run, you'll only die tired!

Actually, I really have no idea what I just served you. Never heard of it, anyway. But I'm glad you enjoyed it. As for carnivores, we have a fine selection of prime cuts of beef and ribs, plus fowl of all kinds. Some fish, too. I could probably get whatever ya need. Just don't eat the patrons. Or the bartenders. LabRat is fair game, however.

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