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    • (quote)Originally posted by U.E. Admiral:
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      "is every one ready to move out and intercepet the proximans?"
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      "Admiral, I'm in the system, but but still trying to figure out what's going on. I jumped in ahead of the Yaxtl, but I still can't quite beleive they are sending a comet to attack the Freeport Bar. "What could be the strategic importance?"

      "Mrowr!" says Grundy's kcat, giving her a very knowing feline glare. "What?" asks Mamajama. "You know something I don't?"
      The kcat hisses, and swats at an imaginary adversary. "You're saying it's just pure revenge?"
      "SSSSSssssss" affirms the kcat. "mrow mrow mrOWEE!"
      MJ lets the kcat out of its cage. "What else do you know?"
      The kcat leaps up to the communications console and, using its front claw, keys in a complex sequence. The computer whirrs, grinds, flashes. After a time, a screen lights up:
      %&#

    • As Autonav hypers in, he notices the flaming spatial phenomenon. He also notices the dreaded Yaxtl fleet, apparently guiding it. Now, he did figure out that redirecting the comet will not be as easy as rolling down the window and telling the Yaxtl to stop. A plan starts hatching.
      "Hello?! Anybody!" he yells at the intercom.
      "Rrrow! Reeeow?" Grundy's kcat replies.
      "Ah! Yes, it's the Kcat! Kcat, try to give me all the information you can find!"
      "Reeow." The kcat starts to upload information to Autonav's ship. He finds out about the loss of the Yaxtl Queen.
      "I've got it! Kcat, tractor the comet away on my mark." Autonav tells kcat while powering up a holo-drone projector. He presses a button, and a new 'Yaxtl ship' hypers in, and hails the fleet.
      "Three, two, one, MARK!" Autonav yells as the 'Yaxtl ship' keeps the fleet busy, the comet starts heading off. But the Hologram projector soon peters out, and the Yaxtl ships are confused for a short time, then very, very angry...

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    • Quote

      Originally posted by Autonav 6000:
      **"I've got it! Kcat, tractor the comet away on my mark." Autonav tells kcat while powering up a holo-drone projector. He presses a button, and a new 'Yaxtl ship' hypers in, and hails the fleet.
      "Three, two, one, MARK!" Autonav yells as the 'Yaxtl ship' keeps the fleet busy, the comet starts heading off. But the Hologram projector soon peters out, and the Yaxtl ships are confused for a short time, then very, very angry..
      **

      Mamajama moves the Mean Teacher in an elliptical track around the comet, allowing kcat to keep tractoring the comet away from its Freeport trajectory. But suddenly the space around them is filled with lots of Yaxtl weapons fire. Moving as fast as only a tachyonic ship can, Mamajama extends the elliptical orbit, hoping to draw a few of them away so they can be dealt with singly. As they get out of tractor beam range, kcat gives a disgusted "sss!" and begins frantically grooming itself.

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    • Gazza and the fleet are steadily powering through hyperspace...
      "Get ready to enter normal space on my mark..3...2...1.MARK!" Gazza orders
      the UE ships come out of hyper space on the edge of the space battle...
      "All ships launch fighter craft!!!" Gazza orders to the other commanders " Then fire a fully voley of hunter missiles at the yaxtl battle curisers!"

      20 UE fighters Scream from their respective launch bay all on a course for the fleet...
      In the back ground the UE Crusiers, Carrier and Devil's Kiss unleash a tremndos volley of missiles at the Yaxtl Fleet while then moving to a engaement course..
      "All wings here's the plan I want you to engage hyperspace for 5 seconds on my command" GAzza orders the fighters

      "Engage!" Gazza orders ,
      The Fighetrs quickly dissapear into the whirl of hyperspace and reappear 5 seconds later right onto of the Yaxtl Fleet , then all scream down towards one of teh battle cruisers and fire thier blaze cannons while unleashing missile volleys "BANG!!!" teh battle ship explodes in a blaze of fire!!

      Suddenly 6 blue balls of light streak out of one of teh battle cruisers and staraight into the devil's Kiss bypassing her shields and penetrating her shields!!
      "All hands abandon ship!"
      , gazza orders into the Comm system as he rushes to his personal Azdara fighter...
      The fighetr along with numerous escape pods blast out of teh Devils Kiss when suddenly

      "BOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!" the Devil's Kiss explodes in a blaze of light and flame
      "How many made it out?" asks Gazza over the Comm

      "I read only 31 survivors out of a crew of 210" SHade reports over the comm.
      "they will pay...." gazza says "they will indeed"...

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      Originally posted by gazza_2001:
      **Freeport is the home base of the renegades if the destroy it they could set up to Invade UE space and take over the Galaxy <EVIL MUSIC Dum Dum DUm <MUSIC> we are the only hope for the rest of the galaxy we have to destroy the alien home world 🙂
      this could be a great webstory... Maybe we can put it in the chronicles
      **

      Nah, bugger the chronicles. Come over to the hypergate and take a look at how we run things. Then make this into something similar.

      ~A~

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      Originally posted by Azdara:
      **Nah, bugger the chronicles. Come over to the hypergate and take a look at how we run things. Then make this into something similar.

      ~A~
      **

      These are probably newbie questions, but what the heck is the hypergate? Please paste a link or something. What are the differences between webstories and chronicles? Do Bar stories automatically go into the Chronicles?
      Shade indicated that bargoers have developed a taste for plot and adventure, so maybe all of these formats are evolving towards each other. Me, I like to write and bounce ideas off other people, play out an EVO scenario. I'm not sure if the label we put on that makes much difference to the fun of it.
      By the way, Rebel Council, welcome to whatever it is we're doing here.

      Mamajama is currently flying circles (literally) around a Yaxtl battlecruiser, firing missles and wearing down its shields. With unheard thunder, the battlecruiser finally explodes into flaming debris, and Mamajama heads to a distant corner to regenerate shields to prepare for the next engagement. Kcat looks up questioningly. "Mrowr?"
      "I don't know where everyone else is, Kcat. Hopefully, on the way."

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      (This message has been edited by mamajama (edited 02-16-2002).)

    • Hey, these bars would really make good plugins...somebody should make one about a bar someday.
      That's it. I don't really have anything to add to the story, I just got an idea.

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      "Yes it isn't!"
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    • :walks into bar, and looks around at the chaos-like scene:

      I don't understand. What the hell is a bar? An interactive scene? Hm. This could be fun, I can be creative in bars!! 😄

      -Lequis

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    • Cap'n Hector in original EV: Ship ID 136, or a Rapier.
      Cap'n Hector in EVO: 143, or a Helian.
      Ship ID 136 in EVO: Voinian Cruiser!

      Odd.

      That would be really bad. Good thing I registered early!

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    • I'm back everyone. Looks like I have no clue what the adventure is now, what else is knew? Anything REALLY Important I missed?

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      Originally posted by Overrider720:
      **I'm back everyone. Looks like I have no clue what the adventure is now, what else is knew? Anything REALLY Important I missed?
      **

      Hey, OV. A comet, escorted by avenging Yaxtls (Proximan aliens) is in the Freeport system. Grundy's kcat, on my ship the Mean Teacher, has tractored the comet off course so it won't hit the bar. Gazza is in the system, but his ship is destroyed. Payback, Capn and Autonav are fighting the Proximans in the Freeport system. Gazza wants to go kill off the aliens on their homeworld, and I sort of think xenocide is a bad idea, long term.

      So....my hunch is that we need to finish off or resolve this adventure soon. What do you think?

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    • Sounds pretty good. What about Grundy? Where'd he go?

      Also, we don't need to wrap-up until we get another 64 posts 😄

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    • Grundy went away for a long time. They belive that I am on a Voinian planet... I'll know for sure when I wake up... To everyone, I am blacked out and very far underground on an alien planet... maybe Voinian. Thats the only clue. I'll try to make up some big posts... if I have the time. I'll let you know wherde I am when you find me, thats fair :D.

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    • gazza's Azdara swoops down on an alien battle cruiser and fire all it has including numerous missiles.
      After numeros passes the ship explodes in a ball of light and fire.
      "Yeehaa!!!" Gazza yells
      "that got him!!" Yells one of his escorts
      "They destroyed my ship The Devil's Kiss so now they will pay!"gazza says

      "Mamma iv'e got a plan" gazza tells her over the comm system.
      i want to try and open a singularity in the center of the proximan ships that will destroy them!, I need you to give a blast of tachyonic radiation from your ships deflector dish in ten seconds!" Gazza explains

      10..
      9..
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      FIRE!!!

      Gazza unleashes 3 sae moduals straight forwards , they smash in the tachyon radiation burst from mamma's ship and open a tear in teh space-time-continumm sucking in the proximans and hurling them to the far corners of the universe, but gazza trying to stay in control is being sucked in as well!!
      there is a burst of white light and teh singularity along with Gazza and the proximans dissapears!

      "Owwee ... my head" Gazza says as he looks up "where am I?"
      "You are with me weahever I am"
      Gazza turns to his left and see's..grundulator?!?!
      "What the hell are you doing here Grundy?" gazza asks
      "I might says the same for you "replies Grundy....

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    • Guys, i'm gonna clear outta this one. It's really hard to join in in the middle. See ya in the next bar!

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      Originally posted by gazza_2001:
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      4..
      3..
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      FIRE!!!

      Gazza unleashes 3 sae modules straight forwards , they smash in the tachyon radiation burst from mamma's ship and open a tear in the space-time-continumm sucking in the proximans and hurling them to the far corners of the universe, but gazza trying to stay in control is being sucked in as well!!
      there is a burst of white light and the singularity along with Gazza and the proximans disappears!

      **

      Mamajama, after sending the tachyon burst to the center of the knot of Proximan ships, watches in grim satisfaction as an incandescent hole in space opens, sucking the insectoid aliens in. Then her glee changes to horror, as she sees Gazza's Azdara disappear into the void, as well.

      A fraction of a second later, a shock wave rolls the Mean Teacher around as the rift closes. Then, Riomor's space is peaceful...at least, as peaceful as it ever gets.

      "Kcat! The comet! What is its trajectory?"
      With a self-satisfied purr, and a feline smirk, the Kcat manipulates buttons on the console until a holo-display shows the deflected comet heading out of the Riomor system, into DSN-8075.

      "Those Miranu scientists will know what to do with the comet if it still threatens them when it gets there. Well, I guess the Freeport Bar is safe for now, from comets and marauding Yaxtl spider-aliens, anyway."

      As if on cue, 10 renegade raiders dart into the system. Mamajama, almost absentmindedly, dispatches one with her tachyonic laser. Simultaneously, UE Admiral, Capn SP with his Nano ship, Jess in her Crescent fighter, Payback, Shade in one of Gazza's fighters, and Autonav are dealing with the rest.

      A short time later, the crew meet back at the bar. Everyone is ready for a drink and some down time. After all, they just escaped from capture, destroyed an arch-criminal,broke up a slave ring, deflected a comet, stopped a galactic conspiracy to get everyone addicted to Pyromania, destroyed a gigantic renegade ship, engaged in a major battle, and sent several dozen Proximan aliens through a space time rift! They deserve a break today.

      Mamajama relaxes in her customary posture, leaning back in a booth, feet propped on a stool, although the last time she relaxed like this, she was wearing an older body. The young girl who is apparently Mamajama looks as if she should be asked for her ID...if, that is, you didn't notice the ancient eyes in the young face, and if Freeport bartenders ever checked IDs. Overrider, acting as bartender, happily serves everyone who wants it Saalian Brandy on the rocks, or his or her beverage of choice.

      An incoming subspace transmission for Mamajama reveals that, thanks to the influence of the UE Admiral, UE has agreed to pay the reward of $10 million credits for killing the arch-criminal, Hand of Joy. Stellar Corps is still debating over whether to fork over their $7 million. After all, they lost a big market when the Acid Trash blew up.

      As agreed, Mamajama pays Shade a third of the money for his part in destroying the Hand. She keeps a third, and leaves a third with Overrider, in trust for Capn, Gazza, and the rest of the Freeport bargoers. Some will go to funeral expenses for Gazza's crew, lost in the battle with the Proxima aliens.

      "Shade, now that you're a mortal man, you'll have to worry about things like cargo, missions and credits again. This should help you get started with a new ship."

      "Well, our friends Gazza and Grundy are missing. Shall we go rescue them?"


      OV, thanks for starting the topic. You can still jump back in if you want to be part of the rescue effort. Council and others, you too.MJ

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      (This message has been edited by mamajama (edited 02-18-2002).)

      (This message has been edited by mamajama (edited 02-18-2002).)

    • the unknown man about who I found files in the Voinian Cruiser, was found on Tientu in the other side of Voinian Empire.
      UEA, have you find something with the teleports signs?

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      I'm Crocix, the great Zacha, the hero of the UE and the captain of the MUTEN.

    • As Autonav pulls into the hodgepodge Freeport docking ring, he grows weary of the StrikerInfinity, the ship that has served him well for so long. He simply points at it and it dissapears. He requests a T-21 Spectre, and it appears outside, waiting to shapeshift. For, you see, this ship has a holographic projection matrix on its hull. It comes with sensor rerouters, since seeing a huge battleship while your sensors are telling you it's a fighter would just not work.

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      "Yes it isn't!"
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    • "Oh, drat." Shade says, sipping on a Tomato Juice. "How can I get a halfway decent supercruiser with only 5 million?"
      Suddenly a lightbulb - sign of divine inspiration - appears above Shade's head.
      "There's a science vessel somewhere in this station." he says, "And I intend to make use of it."
      Tracking down the science vessel is easy; tracking down it's sensitive equipment, less so.
      Shade eventually finds them aboard a modified Turncoat belonging to "Hellcat Helen" one of the Captains of Freeport.
      Pulling them out without the crew noticing is difficult, but Shade manages and brings the equipment back to the bar.
      Soon the room is draped with jury-rigged scientific equipment, powered by a small piece of fairy cake. ( :))
      Shade uses it to find the remnants of the space-time rift and alter it, opening a portal to another timeline.
      After looking for a short while, Shade "appropriates" a fully automated Archangel Battlecruiser from Wave of Destruction II.
      The rift closes for good as he brings it through.
      "Now that's a good ship." he says, grinning at the sleek and powerful ship on the viewscreens of the bar. "Don't you love it?"

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