Because the 666th dimension was dispersed, Admiral Somory's device which had brought the illogicity from that dimension, and all of its after effects, faded away. Since there was no 666th dimension to grab illogicity from anymore.

Nashburn restarts his Freeporn industries, although because of anti trust laws he can't become outrageously powerful again. That didn't matter because in a final remote non-logic burst, he turns into a mound of mashed potato.

Will more mayhem ensue from dimension number changes?
Can a corporation legally be run by a potato?
Would it matter if it could?
And whatever happened to the turqoise sofa?

Find out on the next episode of TaS!!!

Suddenly, Prince Presentable comes. His previous 2 attempts to destroy the TaS thread failed, but now he has a plan that cannot fail. However, he is distracted by Nash-Burn, who looks tasty. Prince Presentable eats Nash-Burn.

12 minutes later, Price Presentable was dead...so was Nash-Burn

And so the Uzbekistani Commandos took over FreePorn, Ind.

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Hmm less people are posting on the thread. Should we make a new one or just move it to the EV3 board or something?

Mayby OctoberFost equpid himself with a repulsor beam.

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I can't do a TaS thread all by myself...though that repulsor beam idea sounds pretty good...

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I think we should move TaS over to the EV3 board, lots of people are there. What do you think?

Possibly, although we might lose some of the few that still post by moving it to EV3...

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Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
You know Harry, I used to like you-Ubermann

Translated from German, Ubermannen means 'to overpower'
Translated from German, Ubermensch means 'superman'
'Nuff said

Gene pools need their own lifeguards.

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

Perhaps we need a new TaS.

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Originally posted by Mad-Bomber:
Perhaps we need a new TaS.

I think a new one on the EV3 board could do wonders for popularity. Don't forget how close to impossible it is to come in now to this thread and understand enough to post coherently.

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I trust you Ubbie baby-Pam
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
You know Harry, I used to like you-Ubermann

Translated from German, Ubermannen means 'to overpower'
Translated from German, Ubermensch means 'superman'
'Nuff said

Gene pools need their own lifeguards.

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

Well i agree. To the EV3 board!!!

Wait!! What EV3 board? And where is it?

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But the Uzbekistani Commandos thought some of the pictures were SO sexy that their blood pressure caused all of the commandos to explode and make big sploches of "red paint" everywhere. Meanwhile the prevosly tuquosie couch is turnd purple by the shower of blood. And everybody knows that turquoise couches HATE purple. So it proceded to try to tear itself apart.(Whitch is VERY hard when you don't have any hands.)

Then suddenly...

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ALICORN RETURNS! trumpet flourish Does it matter if they know what's going on? The point USED to be silliness.... it's just become GUIDED silliness... The "red paint" also heads for OTHER areas.. specifically, it lands on a previously-black, previously-orange, now very pissed quantum singularity... it decides to go in search of reinforcements... perhaps of the Azbekstani persuasion... or a certain hyper-intelligent shade of the rainbow....

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Originally posted by alicorn:
**ALICORN RETURNS! trumpet flourish Does it matter if they know what's going on? The point USED to be silliness.... it's just become GUIDED silliness... The "red paint" also heads for OTHER areas.. specifically, it lands on a previously-black, previously-orange, now very pissed quantum singularity... it decides to go in search of reinforcements... perhaps of the Azbekstani persuasion... or a certain hyper-intelligent shade of the rainbow....

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O.K. that came out of nowhere and was weird. Infact I think it wins the "Least understandeble post of all time" award.

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Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
**O.K. that came out of nowhere and was weird. Infact I think it wins the "Least understandeble post of all time" award.

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Nah, not really. That's just Alicorn ;):p

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Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
You know Harry, I used to like you-Ubermann

Translated from German, Ubermannen means 'to overpower'
Translated from German, Ubermensch means 'superman'
'Nuff said

Gene pools need their own lifeguards.

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

Okay, if you guys really want to close this string or move it to the EV3 board, someone send me an e-mail at judelk@yahoo.com . BUT, I don't moderate on that board, so I won't be able to do anything to your Tell A Story posts there. Maybe you should also ask the moderators there if they would object to a string like this and/or delete it.
I don't delete it on the EVO board mainly because it does no harm, is confined to a string and therefore does not clutter up the board with non EVO stuff, and also because I know that the Banter and Brawl board can get nasty and that it's better for you guys to post here.
If you want, I can just close this and start up a Tell A Story part 3 here at the EVO board.
Anyone who cares, drop me a line about your wishes.
Jude

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I think that if you guys decide to move the thread to the EV3 board, some (okay, a lot) of people would be alienated. Many don't know how to get to the EV3 board. If anyone else wants it to stay here, say something!!!

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The person who becomes an ally of the Voinians is fearful of the might of the humans.

I want it to stay here. I think if we move it to the EV3 board then all the people will make us do that weird (Insert stuff here) stuff that makes everything generic.

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...Meanwhile on a distant planet, in a research base buried deep beneath the surface of a large asteriod, a Voinian scientist forgets to carry the two. The universe implodes. The End

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

-J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

But then a explotion happens at the same time so the Universe is normel once agan.
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(This message has been edited by Lonevoinian (edited 09-21-2000).)