Tell-a-Story was very popular on the EVO board for a while, and made a brief come-back on Just Chat. Today it returns, to... uh... return! Anyway, no rules, just continue the story...

Elbow Macaroni sat down at his desk on Mars, about to...

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**Tell-a-Story was very popular on the EVO board for a while, and made a brief come-back on Just Chat. Today it returns, to... uh... return!:D Anyway, no rules, just continue the story...

Elbow Macaroni sat down at his desk on Mars, about to...

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I think I get this...

...order a large fleet of Cruisers to attack the homeworld of the Rebels, Palshife. He's just sitting down to a good fondue when he gets a call from his girfriend on Stardock Alpha. "Hey, Elboow honey," she says in a sweet voice. "I just had to tell you..."

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"And is that more important than anything else?" "It's more important than the air, than water, than life itself."
"Honey, I'm thinking about voting for Nader." " Get away from me, you LYING TRAITOROUS HUSSY! "

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**I think I get this...

...order a large fleet of Cruisers to attack the homeworld of the Rebels, Palshife. He's just sitting down to a good fondue when he gets a call from his girfriend on Stardock Alpha. "Hey, Elboow honey," she says in a sweet voice. "I just had to tell you..."
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"...that this is EVO, not EV!" As Corey considers this...

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Originally posted by Luke:
**"...that this is EVO, not EV!" As Corey considers this...

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You did say this had been resurrected on Just Chat. Makes sense that whatever happens isn't directly EVO-related. But anyways...

...he kicks himself in the pants and sends them to destroy Voina instead. Since Corey hasn't played EVo in years, he downloads a copy, and is horrified by what he sees when he runs the application. It is none other than...

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"Honey, do you love me?" "Of course, sweetie."
"And is that more important than anything else?" "It's more important than the air, than water, than life itself."
"Honey, I'm thinking about voting for Nader." " Get away from me, you LYING TRAITOROUS HUSSY! "

They have a board for this, you know, Carnotaur's BoardGame. When he comes along, he can redirect you. <smiles>

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Originally posted by coreycubed:
**...he kicks himself in the pants and sends them to destroy Voina instead. Since Corey hasn't played EVo in years, he downloads a copy, and is horrified by what he sees when he runs the application. It is none other than...
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...dark King Dandruff, from the Far Nebula, asking him to...

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...to register their copy of Escape Velocity Override. The loyal fans of the better, original EV laugh at Override, and go back to playing the old classic. Skyblade blows up a Confederation Cruiser, and...

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Originally posted by Captain Skyblade:
**...to register their copy of Escape Velocity Override. The loyal fans of the better, original EV laugh at Override, and go back to playing the old classic. Skyblade blows up a Confederation Cruiser, and...

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...apparently doesn't see the innocent rubber duckies on their way to a planet that is, amazingly...

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...covered with millions of duck hunters. The duck hunters...

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**...covered with millions of duck hunters. The duck hunters...

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...hunt the ducks, because they are duck hunters. Presently, however...

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sobgosh this reminds me of the good old dayssob

....the ducks shoot back killing the hunters who.........

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sobgosh this reminds me of the good old dayssob

....the ducks shoot back killing the hunters who.........

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...dig their own graves just before they die. The ducks, however...

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....go into a huge deep lake and drown. However, back up in space.........

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**....go into a huge deep lake and drown. However, back up in space.........

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...the Confederation lose the war, because they blow up earth thinking it was Pashlife. The Rebellion then...

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...sits back and sips Dr. Peppers until the cows...

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**...sits back and sips Dr. Peppers until the cows...

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...begin to moo. The Rebellion then kills the cows to feed the millions of people the Confederation starved. The people...

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...rejoice! For their needs and wants have all been fulfilled thanks to the generousity of the New Republic, and the evil Confederation is no more. But a huge bottle of roach juice floats towards Palshife, and the New Republic decide to...

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"And is that more important than anything else?" "It's more important than the air, than water, than life itself."
"Honey, I'm thinking about voting for Nader." " Get away from me, you LYING TRAITOROUS HUSSY! "

...feed the roach juice to their old freinds the imprisoned Confederate leaders.

Meanwhile, back on Duck Hunter Planet...

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... A copy of MAGMA is absorbed into the atmosphere. Ducks and hunters alike become better-looking, more detalied, cooler. Only problem is that they can barely see each other. Meanwhile, back in the EVo universe, the UE Naval Command ...

God bless,

UE Patriot

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......come out of warp to close to the Voinian Fleet cauinsg all the ships in the system to be destroyed....

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