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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
**He's 12.
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and when did we find this out?

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
(url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April

The Flying Knife Voinian Frigate Docks.
RebelRunner Runs in with a P.E.P.S.I. Blaster (Punching/Eliminating/Precipitating Sidearm Invulerable). He shots any one with it, Ruining their clothes. He also Goes--CHOCOLTATE VENGEANCE!

Oh. Did i mention that i am psychotic?

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If at first you don't succeed, you will be dead.
-Old UE Proverb

Thanx coreycubed, but I didn't properly cite it before. Now it's good. Now, about this bar thing. What is the diff between it and a webstory? Plus, here's the problem: I've used up my creativity quotient for the week. And I can't reuse this one, either. See, I'm a math/physics guy, its a strain to come up with an original idea. Ah well.
Payback orders every drink on the house, whips out a kiddy pool, blows it up, dumps in all the drinks, and takes a bath. He passes out and slides under the liquid.

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The Boy Who Ate Fire
There once was a boy who ate fire. He died. - story submitted in english class by Gary W. Boone in "Dogs Don't Tell Jokes" by Louis Sachar
-Payback37

I394's heavily modified Igazra docks at Kittyland. "Hmm, nice place," he says, "it looks, well, Kittyish, which is good."
"No Shade, I didn't tie dye your ShadowKat, I encountered a Kat of the same species who happened to be tie dyed," says I394. "SD, would you mind explaining the singularity principle to me? I noticed it in Alpha Centauri and then a sci-fi story, "A Subway Named Moibius," but have never found an explanation.
I394 becomes extremely angry that he is loosing at cards to two felines, and quits, and drinks something he shouldn't.

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When seen from the fetid black hole which is my bedroom, time is slowed until it is infinite. Why bother doing that homework right now? You've got all eternity to do it.
-Shade

Payback,you don't need creativity in a bar.
All you need is a mild psychological disorder,which can be obtained through overuse of the recreational drug of your choice.
There is also no plot to a bar;basically,it is a place for us to rant at each other,hit each other,kill each other in novel ways,and,in Jess's case,chat up Corey.
Shade thanks his friend I394 for not tie dying ShadowKat,and installs a chocolate-icing vending machine.
He gives a litre of chocolate icing to everyone.

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.

Gotcha.
Payback hauls himself up out of the drunken pool and tries to swim in Shade's liter of frosting. It works, but not as well as water or Uncle Scrooge's money vault, but it's much tasty than either.

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The Boy Who Ate Fire
There once was a boy who ate fire. He died. - story submitted in english class by Gary W. Boone in "Dogs Don't Tell Jokes" by Louis Sachar
-Payback37

Or in my case, to chat up Jess Speaking of Jess, she stood me up last night! Ah well, I'll give her another chance, after all, she may have been busy with her real boyfriend...

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Coreył (Cubed)
Ask somebody if you don't know, that Caesar's rockin' mics like Huey rocks the afro...And flow like a thug look mean, you can't see Caesar with a quart of 'Visine' OR psychic dreams...It make the crowd say ho! and ya sister sat golly, that me and Huey sock-tight like Sifl and Olly, so emcees who step up with their heads held aloft...get their pride cut in two like Darth Maul and Microsoft! BROOKLYN BABY!! WHAT?! WHAT?!

"Simple," Esponer said. "Singularities are at the heart of a black hole, and they are the only thing that we know of that goes 101% against everything we think we know. Most singularities have had a huge amount of mass go into them, but they are tiny. Things just disapear into them."

"They'sa good."

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(quote)Originally posted by coreycubed:
**Or in my case, to chat up Jess:). Oh, and corey, if I had a real boyfriend would I have got myself into so much trouble at parties? (the answer's hopefully no ;)) Jess sits down with corey at that wonderful little Italien resteraunt which just popped up in the middle of a seedy spaceport bar...

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I despise false modesty.
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Esponer appears in the bar.

"Jess, arresto quello! Nessun boyfriend il mio lama femminile! Smetta di rovesciarlo! Nessuno traduce questo! La volontŕ i camerieri SODDISFA l'arresto che lo guarda come quello!!! "

Esponer grabs Corey, and drags him out of the bar, dumping him back in Kittyland. "Sorry, mate, but I can't let you do that."

He then returns and takes up Corey's role.

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Word.
Please not that if you try and translate the above you'll find a lot of total nonsense.

(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 10-11-2001).)

OV wonders, "How can you guys go out if you don't even live near each other?"

OV waits for an answer and realizes that SD's sig is absouletly true

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
(url="http://"http://htttp://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum7/HTML/000581-4")The Purple Haze Bar-(/url) Bar at Ferazel that's been here since April

Buon giorno a tutti,
un bicchieri di Saalian brandy per favore. Dove si trova la signorina che SilverDragon amo tanti? Voglio sempre la vedere, poi vediamo...

Dammmitt, where is that Saalian glass, bar man? Don't you understan any old latin languages that have disappeared for three hundred years.

Admiralo Nesuno

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Salutations ŕ la vie

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(This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 10-11-2001).)

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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
SilverDragon grabs the Admiral, french kisses him and drags him upstairs to the special rooms;)

OH MY GOD!

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I despise false modesty.

Pocco pui tardi,io mi sveglio e vedi SD completemente nudo davanta me.
You hear a bid HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! in the room upstair after our brave macho italian admiral realize that SD is a man

Ma che fa? he says to SD
Che Pazzo tu sai.

Perche noi non andiamo in il bar per predere due litri di vodka?

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Salutations ŕ la vie

(This message has been edited by Admiral Nelson (edited 10-11-2001).)

Very funny, Jess. In actual fact, it was:

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Originally posted by SilverDragon:
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<me kicks Overrider and Nelson up the arse for being so damn intuitive, and then slices their heads off>

Wait...damn...maybe they didn't actually get the whole picture.

Ah well, they'sa dead now!

Esponer
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After reanimating itself, Admiralo Nesuno goes oto see SD and aske him why did he brought him to the special room without drunking him enough. One could have thought that that screem was coming from Jess's mouth after a special thing in the bed.

Ch'e l'hai il due litri di vodka, ho molto sete.

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Salutations ŕ la vie

Well, Jess, just to satisfy your obviously uncontrollable hormones:

Simon grabs the Jess, French kisses her and drags her upstairs to the special rooms.

Now that one is real.

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After seing that an ugly english man called Simon has grabed his "destiny", our favorite admiral Nesuno rushes toward Jess in the hope to save her from another kiss. But running when you are drunk is an uneasy task, it created a general riotte in the bar...

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Salutations ŕ la vie

EXCUSE ME! I am most certainly NOT ugly!

<whacks Nesuno, or Nelson, or whoever, over the head with a kipper, and goes back to French kissing Jess and dragging her up to special rooms>

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