Rak enters the bar and talks politics with Lyra

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Prepare to succumb to superior intelligence
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Strolling back into the bar after a long afternoon, Draco trips over Starkiller. He wonders why someone is lying on the floor, and deems it suspicious enough to take his time. He asks Starkiller, "Are you a criminal? Are you wanted? Have you conducted any illegal acts recently? Are you part of a cult?"

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Have some pity,
for the new race in the city.
Emalgha is here to stay,
whatever those Voinan losers say!

Phantmrain wearily walks out of the bathroom with a smile on his until he realizes that his bathroom is the only thing remaining of the old bar. It of course was sealed when the explosion occured keeping him safe, but now he had no way out. Remembering the old Maguiver series, he takes a stick of bubble gum, a toilet paper roll, and a chunk of drywall and creates...a coffee grinder

"Damn, how the hell did he make a phone out of this crap?.......Heeeeeelllllp Meeeeeee!"

He then takes the remaining toilet paper and the gum and puts "SOS" on the window

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Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

Having finished interrogating Starkiller, Draco looks out the window, and, by some freak coincidence, a space warp happens at that exact instance. The words SOS flash across space. Remembering that Phantrmain went to the bathroom, which was sealed, he taps Lyra on the shoulder, and asks her to use her... magic... to get Phantrmain.

Then he shakes his head in disbelief. "I can't believe I just asked someone to use... magic... in a bar. Maybe I should see a doctor."

Then he sits back and dubiously watches Lyra.

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Have some pity,
for the new race in the city.
Emalgha is here to stay,
whatever those Voinan losers say!

While he isn't looking, Lyra quickly casts a teleportation spell an brings him there in an instant. She says to him, "You must tell me ONE thing otherwise i'll zap you back."
"What do you want? ANYTHING!"
"I LIKE COFFEE! 'SPECIALLY FRENCH VANILLA! HOW'D YOU MAKE A COFEE GRINDER, AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW, GIVE IT TO ME! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A GOOD ONE FOR YEARS!"

After the shock wears off, Phanraimon <sp> sits in a corner to cotemplate this idiotic request.

Phoenix strides in.

What????

I retake my bar and you leave me behind.

How typical.

"I claim this bar in the name of the Imperial Empire."

Hello, kiddies! Want to hear about it?

The Empire is a massive network of agents and nanotechs that is controlled by me. It controls the Internet exclusivly.

P.A.I.N.

Phoenix~Avalon~Imperial~Empire~

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Psycheword.

(This message has been edited by Imperial Phoenix (edited 09-16-2001).)

Lyra sends in secret agents to PAINS's headquarters, and they set up nuke missiles around the perimiter of the building. One rude move or flame, and Lyra's thumb will start to twitch. You don't like it when Lyra's thumb twitches.

Just kidding. :D. But the nukes are still there...

Lyra. Let us talk on AIM.

Contact me at PhoenixAvalonX.

By the way, I am serious. PAIN exists.

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Incidently, why would I flame? I don't bother flaming.

I am not that kind of person. Trivial annoyances are just that. Trivial annoyances.

I liken them to flies. They squash easily.

Again, we can settle this on AIM.

(This message has been edited by Imperial Phoenix (edited 09-16-2001).)

Shade groans as he sees Lyra in BL3.
Sorry Pheonix-Starkiller explained on page 1.
It's a decree of Andrew or something-us mere mortals have no say in the matter.
What's this about the asteroid being destroyed?
The asteroid has shields,it cannot be destroyed easily.
And anyone who makes a wrong move will miss the rock and fall into the black hole.
Shade finds a salty chilli-flavoured Italian cheese and rolls it over to Jess.
"Enjoy."
ShadowKat(Lyra,will you ever understand that K?)runs after the cheese and says Hi to Jess.

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Draco, still watching Lyra, yawns. When he closes his mouth, he hears a sigh from behind him. He turns around, and sees Phantrmain! Looking at Lyra with newfound respect, he walks over to Shade and comforts him.

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Have some pity,
for the new race in the city.
Emalgha is here to stay,
whatever those Voinan losers say!

For no particular reason,Shade goes round the bar with a large donations can,asking people to donate to "save the Strandless".
When noone donates anything,except a half-eaten biscuit from Phantmrain,he gets sad and goes to sit on one of the chandileirs(I'm certain that's spelt wrong.You know,the big glass things with the lightbulbs in them).

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Lyra! If your not talking to me, How the hell do you get the idea that you can kill me!!

I am not going to listen to anything that you say about how you think you can control what i do or what you say about me.

OV talks to Phoenix about the cochroach problem

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
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AIM: Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
God bless the souls of the many who died

From his vantage point on the chandeleir,Shade points out to Overrider that there's one thing that will fix his cockroach problem fast-bug poison.
OR-Shade releases several carnivourous giant land snails(these actually exist.They are endemic to New Zealand)into the bar,and the snails quickly eat the cockroaches.

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**Lyra! If your not talking to me, How the hell do you get the idea that you can kill me!!

I am not going to listen to anything that you say about how you think you can control what i do or what you say about me.

OV talks to Phoenix about the cochroach problem

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OV, Lyra for the love of christ take your flame war some where else. Your constant bickering is getting on my nerves. Settle this via e-mail. For the sake of humanity.

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Asriel arrives in his Crescent Fighter. He, Shai-hulud, and Astok get out and walk into the bar. "I seem to have completely missed the Latte Massacre. (Damn DSL was down. :)) I forgive anybody involved in it. Thank you."

Astok goes over to say hi to ShadowKat, and Asriel sits down and orders some spice liquor.

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"Why should I brag? The bards can do it for me -- and with music."
Ertai, wizard adept

Phantmrain is just getting over the shock from being transported from a bathroom floating in space to a bar...he looks around and see's lyra happily playing with his coffee grinder. He figures lyra helped him and seeing how it was just a messed up macguiver trick, he doesn't take notice.

"Does anyone have any Tequilla here???"

A bottle smacks him in head and knocks him unconcious, saving his liver for another time.

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Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

RC walks into the bar and sits down at a bar stool and asks the bartender for a nice, cool, lemony Nestea. While waiting for the drink RC looks around the bar.

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AS RC turns his head the other way, he is startled by a tap on the shoulder. It is Lyra. As he turns around, he gets an unexpected punch in the face. Lyra says, "I did nothimg to harm you. I was just being hard on OV. It is not flaming. Apparently, I didn't get this accros to people the first time- I said I wasn't TALKING to him. that doesn't prevent me from kiling him.

Lyra decides that it would acctualy better if she went all the way, not just halfway. ahe no longer accepts that he is there. Se hires a shrink to convince her that he doesn't really exist, and now she can't see or hear him, so she doesn't have to worry about breaking her vow. It's not a matter of ignorance. Lyra just doesn't know he's there.

Oh yeah, and I don't have AIM, Phantraim (Did I spell it right? No? I didn't? DAMN I wish I had a topic review right now!), so we can't talk there. However, I hipe you understand the words, "just kidding," also known as "J/K." I was fooling around. It's a joke. I have known you long enough to know that you aren't the kind of person who would go around flaming people with no regard to thier social status, freindship levels, traits, name, occupation (member or otherwise), or anything else, and it's not you or me (cough, cough, OV!!! cough, cough, cough...). It was just a joke. No need to change your non-flamer reputation over it.

Oh, and shade? I thought you said you were apologizing to everuybody. Well, I take back what I said at BB. The apology was NOT accepted. I can leave, if you want me to. Everybody- please vote. would you like me to stay or leave? I would like to stay, but I wouldn't like to if I'm not wanted. Please be honest, and OV doesn't count.

I will continue to post this (see below) everytime the vote changes.

**PEOPLE:

Leave:**

Stay:
Lyra (demonic grin No, seriously, I won't count this)

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OK, and people- please be honest. If you want me to leave, say so. And if you want me to stay, say so. EXPRESS yourself. Say what you're mind wants you to say. idon't care if it's, "Oh, please stay! We REALLY want you here! Give my vote as 10!" or, "GET THE **** OUT, YOU MOTHER ****ING BASTERD! YOU'VE BEEN CAUSING TROUBLE THE MOMENT YOU SHOWED UP AT THIS ****HOLE, YOU LITTLE ****ING ******* !", or anything in between. SA long as you're COMPLETLY honest.

Thank you for your votes, and I hope I get positives.

And if you're name is OV, then your vote, whether positive or negaqtive, won't count.

"How come im the only one who doesnt know whats going on??? What were you joking about, and when did i talk to you about AIM???" Phantmrain asks looking up from his fallen position.

He then puts his head on the floor hoping to pass out again, forgetting about the bottle of tequila rolling next to him. He see's someone elses figure out on the floor, they acknowledge each other and pass out at the same time.

-I'd vote if i knew why you mentioned my name being associated with AIM, and something that you were joking around with me....i have no idea what your talking about. But the more the marrier...as long as their are no more massive executions going around here.....without warning that is.

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Whats the sense of hating when i can show love, whats the sense of faking, when i can show blood?"

Wait a sec... DAMN IM AN IDIOT! I meant phoenix, not you. Similar names (no offence). Sorry for the confusion. My apologies.

Lyra stares at RC, wondering when he'll wake up. IF he'll wake up.

Lyra gets board of this and uses her wormhole to transport her and Arookee back to BB.

**PEOPLE:

Leave:**
None, as of yet

Stay:
Phantmrain (NOW is that right?)

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