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    • Jess regenerates everyone, noting that Shaqblah's spelling is also like Amy's.
      She slides off Phoenix's chair, apologising. But I repeat: who's fairies are they Phoenix?

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      I'm bigheaded and pretentious. But because I realise this, it doesn't matter.

    • RED tastes the butterbeer, not bad, pours a little into a glass, puts a little bit of Jess's vodka, and the rest of his tequila he forgotten about. he shakes it, takes a sip, and his eyes open wide. THATS A DRINK! he gulp the rest and passes out, and falls out of his chair.

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      The Future never was, yet is always to be, no one ever sees it, nor ever will. And yet it is the confidence of all to live and breathe on this blue and green terrestrial ball.

    • Igadzra394's ship uncloaks and redocks. He(<read that word closely please) dispactches Amy and Deadman in a hail of black holes. Just to show his reading preferences, he orders 2 literjons of spice essense.

    • Why kitty, don't you like my painting, hehehe :D.

    • If the above post apears confusing, its because I didn't read the related one correctly. I like this place.

    • DeadMan regenerates everyone agian, and now orders his army to blast Igazra to heck. No one regenerate him.

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      -DeadMan
      If I see another poll ;)Ź
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    • The bar is filled with the remains of deadman's army, pitty he wouldn't do it himself.
      The spice essense made Igadzra394 presentient so he knew what would happen beforehand and had himself cloned.
      The new Igadzra394, implanted with the knowledge of the previous one is picked up by his modified Igadzra and dropped off at Bar Latte.
      He enters and kills deadman with his wellused black hole rifle, this is getting very tiresome, he says.
      I might as well become presentient, he adds, and hits the spice essense.

    • REDchigh starts to drool, making the floor slippery 😛

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      The Future never was, yet is always to be, no one ever sees it, nor ever will. And yet it is the confidence of all to live and breathe on this blue and green terrestrial ball.

    • Amy regenarats DeadMan blasts Igadzra394 so that there is nothing lefft to regenarat.

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      VOULEZ-VOUSCOUCHERAVECMOICESOIR?

    • The annoyed crew of Igadzra394's Igadzra capture Amy and torture her by stimulating every pain-sensing nerve in her body with electrical impulses before ejecting her into space and laughing as her body explodes. They painstakingly pick up the molecules of Igadzra394 and reassemble them as he instructed them to do before he was shot. Thank you, he says. His black hole gun is down for repairs so he takes deadmans and shoots him several thousand times with it, and adds it to his gun collection.

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      Originally posted by Igadzra394:
      molecules

      molecules? what molecules? there is nothing lefft.
      Kitty saves Amy from her death and orders a butterbeer for her.

    • REDchigh wakes up, see's Igadzra trying to regenerate him self, so he blows him up, and takes a drink. Igadzra tries to regenerate himself again, gets blow up again. this goes on and on...

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      The Future never was, yet is always to be, no one ever sees it, nor ever will. And yet it is the confidence of all to live and breathe on this blue and green terrestrial ball.

    • "Hey, Jess, want to dance? Maybe if I make Esp jealous he'll come on AIM. He's doing it on purpose : )."

      Phoenix blows up the adjecent bar.

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      The person who knows how will have a job......................The person who knows why will be his boss.

    • A loud evil laugh wells up from the weird happenings within Amy's head(still a bit messed up on account on the whole torture space ejection thing.) "I am the voice of Igadzra394's tremendous ego," it says, "so emensely large as to be practically invincible. Since you are under the impression that he is having difficulty sustaining his existance, I will clarify it for you." Igadzra394 suddenly appears for thin air. "Igadzra394, I now pronounce you fully functional," proclaims his ego. "And be sure to feed me whenever you get the chance." Thank you Igadzra394 says, he sits and broods for a while. So my torture wasn't enough for you, Amy, well try this. He shoves moldy stale Voinian fecal matter into her mouth until she dies of poisoning. He then shoots her with his black hole gun, modified for antimatter. So there is a huge explosion destroying the atoms of the entire bar. He apolojizes and regenerates it all except Amy and Red.

    • Sorry Red's messed up head, I said I don't read very well. The story as I see it: my molecules were picked and reassembled (I took the liberty of a rather broad interpretation of nothing, by the way). Apparently then I was mysteriously destroyed and attempting to regenerate myself as witnessed by Red. Just to clarify everything.

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      Originally posted by Igadzra394:
      A loud evil laugh wells up from the weird happenings within Amy's head(still a bit messed up on account on the whole torture space ejection thing.) "I am the voice of Igadzra394's tremendous ego," it says, "so emensely large as to be practically invincible. Since you are under the impression that he is having difficulty sustaining his existance, I will clarify it for you." Igadzra394 suddenly appears for thin air. "Igadzra394, I now pronounce you fully functional," proclaims his ego. "And be sure to feed me whenever you get the chance." Thank you Igadzra394 says, he sits and broods for a while. So my torture wasn't enough for you, Amy, well try this. He shoves moldy stale Voinian fecal matter into her mouth until she dies of poisoning. He then shoots her with his black hole gun, modified for antimatter. So there is a huge explosion destroying the atoms of the entire bar. He apolojizes and regenerates it all except Amy and Red.

      Ah, what a load o' crap.
      "Phoenix, Esponer's in Italy. I'll dance anyway though" 😉

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      I'm bigheaded and pretentious. But because I realise this, it doesn't matter.

    • I knew he was on holiday. Maybe he can get online in Italy. Probably having too much fun for that though.......

      Anyway......


      Phoenix turns on the waltz music.

      "May I have this dance?"

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      The person who knows how will have a job......................The person who knows why will be his boss.

    • DeadMan points to his shlied again, laughing at Igazra. He's just getting annoying. DeadMan almost barfs when hearing the music. He then surveys the bar and wonders where more woman are. He swears at himself and sits back down, caling his army to him.

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      -DeadMan
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    • Crap eh, funny, that's what I though it was too. I thought some of it up while detassling, if that says anything about the seriousness of it.
      What's any of this bar stuff, really? Simply: stupid, but fun.

      Igadzra394 looks at deadman, you're annoying too. Nice sheild wonder who regenerated you. Nice to see your army's back in shape.

      I guess I'll propose a cease fire to all the people I have been mercilessly obliterating over the past few weeks, days, whatever. I believe my superiour combat skills can be put to better use.

      Don't Pheonix and Jess look nice together? Also I'd like to order a few pizzas for my crew, they're rather hungry.

    • Phoenix's droid serves pizza.

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      The person who knows how will have a job......................The person who knows why will be his boss.