Esponer pads the wall with sound proof material to block the horrible sound and then he walks over to the bar door and leans against it.
"I'm going to start taking pot shots at people now. Please stand as still as possible."
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
Rima ignores that Jess killed her and just regenerates.She drinks a Blue Lightning. She dips a table over and uses it as a shield as Esponer starts taking shots at people.She sips a bit more at a blue lightning while sitting on the floor. Sighs and holds up the crystal gun to see how many people are shooting. She finishes off the blue lightning and,bored takes a shot at a random person.
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The earth is burning up and were all going to die.
Two frat boys <frat boys!> walk in discussing astrophysics:
Frat 1: So, what I don't get is how relativity affects...positively spinning quasars?
Frat 2: I don't know either. Dude, hand me a beer.
Frat 1: Or how, like, superstring theory umm...intergrates with like quantum physics and relativity.
Long silence.
Frat 2: I think, like maybe umm the superstrings, like strings in space, y'know, the superstrings loop together relativity and physics like a hemp necklace.
Frat 1: Dude we need to tell T-Bone about this!
Frat 2: Yeah, like, let's um, go.
The frat boys leave.
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Winston Cigarettes, true taste, 100% tobacco, no additives...and boy do they keep me coughing.
Lord Gwydion wonders why Esponer had to put some sound-proof material up, as A. Brookline, Massachussetts, USA, Earth, has space (sound-proof material) between it and North Tip Station, and B. Purple Haze (as well as The Wind Cries Mary and el Pollo Diablo) doesn't sound bad, as with all Jimi Hendrix songs (el Pollo Diablo is my own composition, but it's supposed to sound like silly heavy metal, which is for amusement, not good music). Lord Gwydion then goes back to Earth to practise guitar some more.
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Phoenix coughs, realizing that Jess could not kill him, in his current condition.
He then picks off all the alcoholic drinks in the bar with his Ultra Gun.
After that he orders another round of drinks for Rima, Jess, and Esponer, studiously ignoring Gwydion.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
-Phoenix
Sato gets annoyed at Esponer and starts dodging the numerous pot shots directed at him. He removes an adder-sting from his vest and fires at Esponer. Esponer immediately crumples to the floor, leaving Sato with a very self-satisfied look on his face.
Sato then asks Phoenix why he shot all of the alcoholic drinks, but gives up and orders another Atch'ta from Lord Gwydion.
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Let's see...they're diamonds on wheels. Cool.
Lord Gwydion returns and serves Sato his drink.
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ESPilot has both an E and vowels in his name, and gets slightly upset when Jess and Gwydion try to kill him, and, still slightly drunk, gets up and whistles to Kitty. He throws a tube of liquid at Gwydion and Jess that makes them smell like renegades, and watches Kitty turn into the giant 16-legged 3-eyed monster with 5-foot long fangs and melt them with acid. ESPilot, once again, still drunk, and quite angry now for no reason, yells "WHERE THE **** IS MY BLUE LIGHTNING?'
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Lord Gwydion reminds ESPilot that he is no longer in a bad mood, and therefore is not shooting anyone anymore. He serves ESPilot two Blue Lightnings, buying the second one for ESPilot.
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Captaintripps wonders why the fratboys went unnoticed except by him. What could they be doing here? "Barkeep, a Gin and Tonic please, I'm lonely over here."
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Winston Cigarettes, true taste, 100% tobacco, no additives...and boy do they keep me coughing.
Esponer walks into the bar, ignoring his recent death, and shoots Sato in the head.
"I could push it and kill you painfully, but maybe this way we'll just be even and can get along with drinking," Esponer explains as he pushes the Enforcer pistol intoe Sato's temple and opens up.
Esponer then orders a Blue Lightning, and turns to everyone.
"Hey, guess what? From making it up a while back, I've just made the Blue Lightning one of the most popular drinks in the existance!" Esponer takes a drink, and then sits down at a table.
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
As the only sane person in the bar, not shooting people or getting drunk 24/7, Athena sat alone in a corner waiting for whatever to happen. Soon afterwards two mysterious figures walked in the bar and sat across from Athena. They talked for only a minute or two and before the figures left they handed an object to Athena. Athena stared at this object for a while before putting it away.
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No one gets what they wish for,
They get what they work for.
Captaintripps walks over to Athena. "What did those fratboys give ya?" He sits down, sips his drink, and waits for Athena to answer.
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Winston Cigarettes, true taste, 100% tobacco, no additives...and boy do they keep me coughing.
Esponer walks over to Athena. "What was that about?" he asks. "Oh, and don't worry. I'm completely sane and sober now."
He turns to everybody else. "Wish me luck, all, because very soon I might be doing something that could get be banned from these boards..."
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"That's all very nice, but where's the guns?"
- SilverDragon
CJM007 Walks into the bar and frys every renegade with his Laser Blaster 9000. (bought from Igadzra merchants for only 2000000c what a bargin!!) Then swivels his gun into his holster then orders a Vodka Martini (shaken not stirred). And chats up Rima over in one end of the bar.
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ESPilot drinks the first Blue Lightning in his shot-glass, pours it full from the second and spills half of it on his uniform whiles slurping it down. He swears loudly and pulls out his Proxima-class Super-Duper Ultra-Mega-Ultimate Vaccuum Cleaner and sets to 'stain removal', and sucks up the stain from his uniform. He puts up the PCSDUMU and orders a mix of pure blue lightning, Atomic Voinian Neutron Star Brandy, Saalian Brandy, Zidagar Flameout, and Atch'ta.
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Lord Gwydion tries to serve ESPilot his drink, but the glass keeps on melting, and Lord Gwydion's hand keep on burning off. Lord Gwydion finally puts bottles of all of the ingredients in ESPilot's hands, so he can make it himself.
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(This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-31-2001).)
