Mirrorman hops in his ship and heads straight for Huron, know that a Proxima-class Super-Duper Ultra-Mega-Ultimate Vaccuum Cleaner from Huron CleanerProducts Inc is just what he needs.
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If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?
Mirrorman comes back and looks at the completely motionless bar.
"Guys? Helloooo?"
He takes a peek at the amin forum page and realizes that there is no one else browsing the EVO Forum at all.
"Weird...I wonder why everyone left. A new post about EVNova, maybe? Or maybe all reading the EVNova Bible that I alerted them to... Oh well, I guess I can steal a taco while no one's looking :D"
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If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?
Mirrorman looks back at the forum page again and this time it says 'There have been 15 members and 30 guests in the last 30 minutes.'
"Weirder...Just a minute ago it said 'No one is around'... Maybe something in the system is playing with my computer..."
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If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?
Captaintripps jumps up. "Wait," he yells. "Somewhere on some distant planet a butterfly has just emerged from its chrysalis and is just now beating its wings." He then sits down to ponder the small white flecks shooting past in the window.
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"Haw, you look at 'im shag it? Big enough to eat apples off my head an' he mine me like a baby." -Ken Kesey
Light appears in the doorway. Energy streams forth. Phoenix walks from the darkness,
Master Blade in his hand.
He orders water and a Sparkle Dew and chats with Rima, Jess, and Esponer.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
"That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead."
-Phoenix
ESPilot drinks his spiked coffeechinno and looks around. He chugs the glass and says in a drunk voice "I'll have a Blue Lightning or whatever the (BEEP) they call it."
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Grunadulater takes a small kcat out of his pocket (no i spelled it right).It looks exactaly like a cat.Suddenly Kitty(kcats name) hops onto the counter and falls asleep.
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Captaintripps pets Kitty. Kitty bites his hand off. "Oops." He walks back to his lonely corner.
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"Haw, you look at 'im shag it? Big enough to eat apples off my head an' he mine me like a baby." -Ken Kesey
Yes Athena you can have a Devil's breath
Yes, Mirrorman you can pick what day it will be
Overrider sees what happens when he throws a renegade on top of the kcat
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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara"
What do you think?
Kitty screams and mutates into a 16 legged monster with 5 foot long fangs and 3 eyes.Kitty shoots acid at the renagade who melts to a puddle on the floor.Kitty then instantly changes back into a cute kitten form and starts lapping the renagade juice of the floor.
"OOOOOOO, making Kitty angry isn't a good idea. Hey overrider, how would u like to have a personal janitor?Kitty will eat anything and lower the renagade percentage if you want.Hows a bout it?"
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Captaintripps pulls out a pack of Winstons and lights one up. He makes wonderful little smoke rings which float all around the bar until some hidden avenger sprays the smoke out with a soda bottle. "****e." He lights another one up while watching Kitty "play" with the renegade.
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"Haw, you look at 'im shag it? Big enough to eat apples off my head an' he mine me like a baby." -Ken Kesey
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Originally posted by Captaintripps:
**Captaintripps pulls out a pack of Winstons and lights one up. He makes wonderful little smoke rings which float all around the bar until some hidden avenger sprays the smoke out with a soda bottle. "****e." He lights another one up while watching Kitty "play" with the renegade.
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Non smoking bar!! 
Just a referrence to the zany America
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Captaintripps wonders what a "zany America" is and if it tastes good. He then wonders why his Karma is clean again. He then wonders what happened to that damn butterfly he exclaimed about earlier.
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"Haw, you look at 'im shag it? Big enough to eat apples off my head an' he mine me like a baby." -Ken Kesey
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Originally posted by Captaintripps:
**Captaintripps wonders what a "zany America" is and if it tastes good. He then wonders why his Karma is clean again. He then wonders what happened to that damn butterfly he exclaimed about earlier.
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Negative karma goes one up for each 25th post
Zany america is because everything is nonsmoke overthere
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"I'd be glad to have kitty be the janitor"
Overrider throws Mirrorman a taco and gives one to kitty too
A renegade's table erupts in flames and everyone stares at Overrider "It wasn't me" Overrider says as he pushes a button behind the bar and another renegade table erupts in flames along with the renegades
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My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable" Then "What Happened to Huron" finally "Ontario the Azdara"
What do you think?
"Dammit dammit dammit, Overrider!!! That's another set of clothes ruined in this place and now I know that the dry-cleaners doesn't get out scorch marks!" Captaintripps sits back down. "Guiness please."
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"Haw, you look at 'im shag it? Big enough to eat apples off my head an' he mine me like a baby." -Ken Kesey
"Ok, I officially declare tommorrow...
My Birthday!
There will be cake, free alcoholic drinks, and many games of "Stay Alive Longest in a Small Booth With Kitty" and "Who Can Blast the Most Renegades in Two Minutes" It's gonna be great!"
Mirrorman sits down happily and wonders if anyone will get him a present...
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If I take a cookie, and you take a cookie, how long will it take me to beat you down for stealing my cookie?
