You ask your parent to sign something and you are thankful that you don't have to have a Gaurdian do so (parent or legal guardian, get it?)
You tell people that if they knock down piles of rocks, they'll find gold, weapons, food, or even potions that make them stronger, luckier, etc.
The police come to search your home and you tell them that they cannot enter because they aren't a conjuror, ranger, or swordsman (guns don't count as swords)
You go to a gas station and ask if they have healing potions for sale.
You say that the word Cyclops in myths should be spelled Cyklops.
You call the local library the Learning Tree and ask where the Druid is.
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Clones are people two.
If UPS and Fed-Ex merged, would they be Fed-Up?
A man who's out to save Gidolan Keep, flies an Auroran ship, and hacks into computers to keep the bricks from falling past the line of destiny? Yep, that's me!