SilverDragon shakes his head. "For the moment I'm done with being drunk, for some
reason. Water."
"And thanks for the congratulations!"
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"I'm currently slightly delirious, I'm afraid."
"You are?"
"Well, either that, or you're wearing a large trout on your head."
grunadulater decides now is a good time to go blow the first civiallian he sees.
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Originally posted by Overrider720:
"Hey SD! Odepius took of the dress you gave him at the freeport bar!" Overrider scans Odepius's throat. "The rules sign is gone to!" Overrider shoves the new rules sign down Odepius's throat and gets him to put on the pink dress that says "I want my mommy!"
(edited 05-12-2001).)
wow, i really feel sorry for Odepius, whoever the h*** that is. anyway, Jive comes in, notices the absence of Oedipus in a bar, takes the largest hunk of Oedipus meat and and takes it to the tleilaxu vats, where he grows another Oedipus.
Five days later, A huge tremor goes through the station as Oedipus bursts through the door.
"Oh, sorry, I mustve crashed my Voinian cruiser into the planet, dont worry, this place wont shake apart, too much. 
IIIMM BAAACK!" "not too many memories, but enough to remember this place and how to use all my weapons :D" He then pulls out a flamethrower and cajun fries Overrider. After thats done, he goes to the bar and orders a saalian brandy.
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
"hello"grunadulater says stiffly.He pulls out his hyped riot gun and blasts Odepius out of conciusness.
"do you like the igazdra power cell mixed with the cresent crystal(not even on the market yet!)feature?"he asks as Odepius molecular structure starts to deterirate.
"Odepius i dont dont like you i just dont not like not to not kill when there are people near and you didnt understand a word of that did you?"
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(This message has been edited by grunadulater (edited 05-12-2001).)
Overrider regenerates and pulls Oedipus out of the bar. A week later Oedipus returns after being blown up with severel hundred atom-bombs, ripped to shreds by sharks, stung by killer bees, bitten by fire ants, shot 700 times through the heart, suffocating under severel billion sumo wrestlers, and being bitten by ravid elephants. Then he dies and can't regenerate. Overrider shoves the rules sign down OEDIPUS's throat and dresses him in the pink dress that says "I want my mommy!"
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You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!
kiwi runs in sees Opedius in pink dress and shoves a danderously contagious monkey up his anal passage points at him, laughs pulls it back out drinks his 99.9% alcohol drink then goes to sleep hugging the monkey that is suffocating on Oedipus' turds.
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--The Eye is Upon you--
If you look long enough the Sun isn't that bright.
(This message has been edited by kiwi_a2 (edited 05-13-2001).)
this regenerating s*** is crap, you cant even think of a good way to come back, second graders. on another note, who the h*** are these people your making up? Odepius, Odeipus, your like alien trying to say voinian. Anyway, back to our normally scheduled program.
Noticing a new bar in town, Iothe Ian walks in and sees Oedipus unconscious on the ground with a pink dress on that says "I want my mommy!" Iothe takes a saalian brandy and splashes it on Oedipus' face. Oedipus gets up with a drunken grin on his face. with that grin still etched in, he rips the skirt off, pulls the null rules out of his throat, yanks out a flechette rifle, and fires 1200 1 centimeter long steel shards at both Overrider and SD. After a second layer of red paint has been layed out, Oedipus realizes that he is naked and has a dead monkey shoved up his anal rectum. He limps off to his ship so he can get some clothes and take the monkey out.
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
"And the closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah
SilverDragon, who by miraclous skepticism had been unaffected by the blow, gives
Oedipus a look.
"I never shot you. I was about to heal you, you stupid moron! SilverDragon
sighs, and then administors red paint on Kiwi and Overrider.
Then SilverDragon sits down at a table.
"I do not want anybody to disturb me. If you wish to kill someone, let me know and
I'll bring in a few Spectres you can play with."
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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear my Crescent Fighter.
im sorry if i insulted you, but reckless violence is my specialty, and unless you do something nice to me before I hurt you, then you get hurt
Oedipus comes in brandishing an extremely ancient katana, and slices some random persons arms off at the elbow, causing them to spray blood all over the place, defecate, and die at the same time
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
"And the door closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah"
may your stories live on, Douglas Adams, and may the mice find the true question of life, the universe, and everything
(This message has been edited by Oedipus (edited 05-13-2001).)
SilverDragon looks wary. "Exactly who did you hit?"
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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear my Crescent Fighter.
Phoenix walks in.
"That's Katana"
He then blows away Oedipus for being pathetic.
He leaves.
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"You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances."
-Phoenix
SilverDragon asks again. "Who did you hit?" he asks dangerously.
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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear my Crescent Fighter.
excuse me phoenix.
Anyway, I have no idea who the h*** i hit, probably some random person, maybe it was needle ed(anyone who was here last summer should know).
Oedipus thanks phoenix for correcting him on how to spell katana, and then starts beating the c*** out of some poor fool sitting in the corner, he is now black and blue, with a few wierd twists in his arm and leg
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what have I become, my sweetest friend. Everyone I know goes away, in the end
"And the door closed with a satisfied ssssssh-aaaaah"
may your stories live on, Douglas Adams, and may the mice find the true question of life, the universe, and everything
Swearing loudly at his stupidity when Kiwi comes back to consciecness he is now effectively immune to everything, except serious pain and maybe he is liable to go into a coma but that is it, points at Opedius and laughs as he walks out into space and starts floating in the air while supposedly suffocating but since his brain is nearly non-existant it doesn't need air aand he can live anywhere for any time unitl he dies of all his cells degenerating to nothingness(5000 years)
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--The Eye is Upon you--
If you look long enough the Sun isn't that bright.
Jess sits quietly in the corner, sipping her drink and thinking that Oedipus is really rather interesting, despite his difficult-to-spell name. She grins.
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
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Originally posted by Jess:
**Jess sits quietly in the corner, sipping her drink and thinking that Oedipus is really rather interesting, despite his difficult-to-spell name. She grins.
**
I think she meant "spilling her drink". Jess tends to be drunk a lot - has anyone
noticed?
And Oedipus, be careful, because I think she's about to flirt with you.
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Forge Forge Forge Forge Forge Forge Forge Forge Forge Forge Forge Forge
Grunadulater looks at the rules sign again.
"i see nothing in there that says anything about timed weapons.I also havent seen and other bartenders. but anyway." he picks up a phase bomb, cuts a huge gash in Oedipus' neck and jams the bomb down it. He finds a life pod and stuffs Oedipus in it . he sends it to the ji nebula.
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SIGH!!!!!
(This message has been edited by grunadulater (edited 05-13-2001).)
SilverDragon shoots Grunadulator in the head with a phase rifle, feeds his clothes to a nearby fuzzy, sticks a carbon rod in Grunadulator's anal passage, sticks a monkey into Grunadulator's head, chops off Grunadulator's reproductive organs and throws it in a nearby fish tank, then hauls the naked, bleeding mess off to the Ji Nebula.
There he gets Oedipus, brings him back, and shrugs.
"Someone's got to side with Oedipus," he says.
Then his eyes flash again. " Who did you shoot? I want names."
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Fear not the dragon,
Fear not the wolf,
Fear not the warship,
Fear the person with my password. <grins>
' all right 'he says after haveing been reincarnated.
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Quote
Originally posted by SilverDragon:
**I think she meant "spilling her drink". Jess tends to be drunk a lot - has anyone
noticed?
And Oedipus, be careful, because I think she's about to flirt with you.
**
Leave me alone you nasty person. Hmmm. Interesting location.
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In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden.
You will need: Some Thick Cardboard
Some Kebab Skewers and
A bicyle chain.
