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    • Starkiller drive shayborg's smelly dog off. "Out! Out! Go back to the whore-house!"

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      "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. " - General George Patton
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    • After shooting himself in the head with a normal blaze pistol, Draco leaves to find more interesting things to do.

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      The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
      Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
      Everyone but the black guy are Voinan's, and the black guy is Emalghion... "(url="http://"http://brickshelf.com/gallery/Cotton-Mouse/Other/fight.swf")Die Voinan Scum!(/url)"

    • Phoenix expertly blows off Starkillers head for swearing.

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
      -Phoenix

      "Without morality man is but a being driven by base instincts and greed. The absence of it serves to lower man almost to the status of a automaton. Principle is what gives us life and strengthens civilization. In essence, it is at the nucleus of what is good and right. Without these, freedom itself it stifled and limited to those of greater power."

    • Phoenix serves himself water, and an orange soda.

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
      -Phoenix
      When the phoenix is destroyed,
      The reverse is true,

    • Phoenix walks out sorrowfully, after using his bar's built in laser to blow a crater in a passing Renegade Arada.

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
      -Phoenix
      When the phoenix is destroyed, The reverse is true, It will regenerate, And it will come for you...... -Phoenix

    • We have a limit of 200 posts.

      Everybody SPAM so we can start a new bar!

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      "Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact."
      -Granny Weatherwax

    • Lord Gwydion, now very bored, blows everything except for the bar itself away with his Atomic Deathray Blaster.

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.

    • The stranger regenerates and shoots Lord Gwydion with his Force-Ten Cyclone cannon set to "Teleport to an Uninhabited Planet in the Sirabor System."

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    • SilverDragon returns to the bar and walks up to Jess. He leans forward right to
      her ears.

      "You were lonely^?^?^?^?^?" he screams, after Jess had asked him to come to the
      bar on AIM.

      SilverDragon smiled. "Hey all - give Jess a hello!"

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      Fear not the dragon,
      Fear not the wolf,
      Fear not the warship,
      Fear my Crescent Fighter.

    • Jess smiles at SilverDragon, massaging her ears.
      "Thankyou for talking to me. I thought it would be bad, or incredibly unfunny."

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      "Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact."
      -Granny Weatherwax

    • SilverDragon orders a drink, busy in his thoughts.

      "You realy shouldn't talk to me so much on AIM, Jess. I have some interesting
      blackmail!" SilverDragon laughed.

      He then gulped. "Please don't. That was a joke. A joke, darn you!"

      SilverDragon sighs. "Just so Jess can't use it, I gave her a very silly little
      explanation of 'boy people and girl people'. It was actually quite funny, I think
      (hope)."

      SilverDragon yawns, and falls asleep.

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      Fear not the dragon,
      Fear not the wolf,
      Fear not the warship,
      Fear my Crescent Fighter.

      (This message has been edited by SilverDragon (edited 05-09-2001).)

    • Lord Gwydion returns to the bar and orders four drinks: a Zidagar Flameout, an Azdgari Chronocrusher, an Igadzra NovaBurst, and a Strand Special.

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.

    • Phoenix serves him the 4 Drinks.

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
      -Phoenix
      When the phoenix is destroyed, The reverse is true, It will regenerate, And it will come for you...... -Phoenix

    • Lord Gwydion drinks the four drinks, after which he explodes, the circumstances of the explosion being much like those of Lonehuman's explosion.

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      YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG
      PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM
      GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz.

      (This message has been edited by Lord Gwydion (edited 05-09-2001).)

    • SilverDragon, who is deep in thought, comes out of the near trance and addresses
      the barman.

      "Give me a drink. Something strong," SilverDragon suggests.

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      Fear not the dragon,
      Fear not the wolf,
      Fear not the warship,
      Fear my Crescent Fighter.

    • Phoenix gives him the Suicide Slushy mixed with a Darkside DiamondEdge.

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
      -Phoenix
      When the phoenix is destroyed, The reverse is true, It will regenerate, And it will come for you...... -Phoenix

    • Hmm... I thought you hated alcohol?

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      "Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things, well known fact."
      -Granny Weatherwax

    • It's not alchohlic! Just very deadly....

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      "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead"
      -Phoenix
      When the phoenix is destroyed, The reverse is true, It will regenerate, And it will come for you...... -Phoenix

    • "I think she meant me," SilverDragon said. "Hmmm........" SilverDragon orders
      another.

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      Fear not the dragon,
      Fear not the wolf,
      Fear not the warship,
      Fear my Crescent Fighter.

    • Draco walks into the bar. Suddenly he remembers that he is dead here, and slowly disintegrates. Before he is dust, he orders a beer.

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      The dragon awaits no whims but his own...
      Doom, gloom, and things that go boom!!
      Everyone but the black guy are Voinan's, and the black guy is Emalghion... "(url="http://"http://brickshelf.com/gallery/Cotton-Mouse/Other/fight.swf")Die Voinan Scum!(/url)"
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