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    • After regenerating his limbs and knocking AradaPilot back out, taking the money too, ESPilot finishes the drink and walks out of the bar, and going to his ship he notices one of the Renegade Arada pilots from earlier walking to him, their pistols charged and out pointing at ESPilot. ESPilot asks them "Ummm what are you guys doing?" And he pulls out his North Tip Renegade badge and flashes it in front of them, and they fire their pistols. Thinking quickly, ESPilot holds out his badge and puts it at an angle so it shines at the Arada pilots, and the phase blasts bounce off and hit them knocking them dead. "Well they at least don't hafta worry about the Zachit anymore."
      ESPilot says, and he walks over to his ship, and as it takes off suddenly a Zachit Arada appears in the system and sees the S.S. Honor Blade on its scanners......

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      ESPilot; Ship: S.S. Honor Blade, Alliance: Anyone who pays him huge sums of cash for killing people (currently the NTR's),
      Combat Rating: Boosted to Ultimate after wrecking the Z.S.S. Dramatic and a gang of CW's.

      (This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 04-08-2001).)

    • SilverDragon comes back in after regenerating his tongue and orders another
      drink of water, with a UE "Pillar of Society" badge.

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      Don't play with changing names:
      Esponer - 130 posts
      Paladin - Nearly 100 posts
      Sylver - 1 post

    • "Hmm... Let me tell you a story. Red, drinks allround."

      "Long ago there was a man named Paladin. Paladin was the commander of the UE.
      He was a clever, cunning man, loyal to his friends mostly but forced around by
      the opinions of his people."

      "And then, he was forced to betray his friends the Voinians, or lose command of
      the UE to a revolt. Foolishly, he chose the former."

      "At that point nobody trusted him. The galaxy became his enemy, and hard as he
      fought he found himself with a crushed empire."

      "Then he made the choice. He would explode everything he owned - but he would
      protect the people. He sent the Garland to a new galaxy to find a new hope, and
      sent the S.S Lost Hope taking civilians to the Zidagar commanded by Rima."

      SilverDragon. "Isn't that right, Rima?"

      "And then he stood from Paaren Station as the Voinians came to find him, and armies
      all over UE space were devastated, almost completely wiped out. And Paladin had
      the last laugh - a silver streak of light exited the station, and Paladin boarded
      his Crescent fighter, the Silver Falcon, and changed his identity."

      "Surgery changed his tall, slim figure to a massive, bulky one, and he took on
      the identity of SilverDragon. But still he awaits the return of the Garland, and
      soon he will take command again and bring death to those who were his enemies."

      "Well, anyway. Another drink?" SilverDragon asks everyone.

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      Don't play with changing names:
      Esponer - 130 posts
      Paladin - Nearly 100 posts
      Sylver - 1 post

    • Wratho's back, and armed to his teeth. He starts the day with blasting Jade into tiny pieces. She's still alive, mind you, but in tiny pieces. "I'm not a coward," Wratho spits at the floor. "But my brother was about to disconnect me from Internet (true!) and I had to finsih it all quickly. I remember you said something about beeing SilverDragon too..."
      Wratho turns around with amazingly high speed, and blasts SilverDragon into pieces in the same way as Jade. He then pick up all the pieces, puts them into a tincan and places them in the refrigerator. "Have a nice day," Wratho says. "And remember that it wasn't I that started this fight, and I'm not going to end it either." He thinks a short time. "Well, if you beg me on your knees, I will not be angry anynmore. Oh, I forgot, you doesn't have any knees anymore, any of you!"
      With an evil laugh, Wratho leaves to give SilverDragons ship the same treatment as he gave Jades azdara (at that time, by accident...) A huge explosion is heard, and Wrathos evil laugh plauges the souls of Jade and SilverDragon, locked inside the refrigerator.
      "Revenge always tastes nice, eh?" Wratho laughs again and leaves to kill some more innocent Miranus.

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      All E.T:s aren't nice.
      (Most of them are evil green blobs)

      (This message has been edited by Wratho (edited 04-09-2001).)

      (This message has been edited by Wratho (edited 04-09-2001).)

    • SilverDragon materializes, and from outside the station the huge U.E.S Garland -
      thousands of tons in mass, appears.

      "I won't be killing you MYSELF." SilverDragon shrugs as the station explodes. Everybody
      else disappears and reappears in a copy of the staion on the Garland, while Wratho
      is burnt alive.

      "Revenge. Yeah, nice." SilverDragon grins.

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      Don't play with changing names:
      Esponer - 130 posts
      Paladin - Nearly 100 posts
      Sylver - 1 post

    • Unnoticed, a rather attractive Igadzra has been watching the scene from the doorway. She walks to the the bar, rather carelessly treading on the unconsious Azdgari and casting a mocking smile Rima's way.
      "Buisness as usual at the North Tip I see. Saalian Brandy please." She stares at the Barman: "Did you realise you don't have a head?"

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      (This message has been edited by Jess (edited 04-10-2001).)

    • ESPilot's CW docks in the bay for repairs after being attacked by a pack of Zachit ships after takeoff and ESPilot heads to the bar as Silver is telling his story. When it's finished ESPilot says "Interesting. So, you used to be a person called Paladin? I believe I knew somebody named Paladin from my early days in the UE, but I'm not quite sure." ESpilot continues "And when the armies in UE space were crumbling apart, that's when I left under the cover of my cloak to the south tip, where I later got hit by a stray rocket in the Riomor system which led me to the fate of my old ship, and Silver's old ship." ESPilot says "Hey red, how's about some Saalian Brandy?" He gives the bartender the tip and sips his Brandy. "I got a story of my own to tell, but just about everybody does don't they?"

      "I was Acting Commander of the UE Fleet in my upgraded UE Destroyer the U.E.S. Relentless, armed with plenty of rockets and 3 Neutron turrets."

      "In the bar at Sol, Admiral McPherson was giving me the briefing of my next mission: 'Captain ESPilot,' he said, 'The Voinians are amassing their fleet in the Vorik system, ships from all over Voinian space, including this new Dreadnought, and will most likely be planning to attack Earth itself!' McPherson continued 'We want you to lead a group of our best Destroyers into Vorik and destroy this Dreadnought before it strikes, otherwise Earth will be in grave danger.' I replied 'Yes sir Admiral, I'll do my best.' And then left to the Relentless. Soon I was in Vorik, and I saw nothing on my scanners, and then my backup, 5 Destroyers, jumped in, followed by the Dreadnought itself."

      "The five Destroyers doggedly went after the Dreadnought, firing all their missiles from a distance, whilst I dealt with the Interceptors who were almost immediately destroyed by my Neutrons, so it didn't take too long, and when I got close enough for a visual of the planet, I saw one last destroyer attacking the dreadnought, firing what I knew was the last of its rockets while it was nearly destroyed." "I watched it go down under intense Neutron fire, but then the leviathan Dreadnought seemed to pay no attention to me, so I gave it a little wake up call with my rocket. It turned hostile, but just flew towards me, not doing anything. I maneuvered around it, firing my Neutrons, and it seemed to think I was going too fast for its Enhanced Neutrons to catch up."

      It was at shields down, but how much armor it had left I had no idea of. I stopped circling and hid behind an asteroid as t fired a salvo of its rockets, and when the asteroid moved away I fired off my rockets like crazy, hardly any of them missing the giant moldy cheese wedge in front of me. When I ran out of rockets, he was still alive, and I'm thinking I'll never finish this and the human race would be enlaved by Voinians, when a UE Carrier jumps in, and I realize, it's the U.E.S. London, flagship of the UE Fleet!"

      "So the London launches its fighters while I'm circling the Dreadnought, taking a few rockets and some Neutron hits while it's being swarmed by a group of 5 very hyped UE Fighters and the U.E.S. London's missiles. I'm suddenly in my armor, and the Dreadnought is disabled, with 2 disabled UE Fighters floating aimlessly, the other 3 obviously destroyed.

      "The London hailed me saying 'You ESPilot, captain of the U.E.S. Relentless?' and I answered 'Yeah, why?'. "He said 'I was just wondering. So that was the new Voinian ship everybody's scared of?' I replied 'Yeah, Admiral McPherson sent me and a group of Destroyers to blow it up, but as you can see the Dreadnought made scrap metal out of 'em.'. We demanded that they let us land on Outpost Ylnn, and after seeing us cream the Dreadnought they did it without much hesitation."

      "I restocked on rockets, and met the London's captain in the bar." "I asked him 'So were you sent as backup for me by McPherson?' and he replied 'No, I was just stopping by to wipe out the usual Voinian ship, when I saw you battling the Voinians' new Dreadnought.'. After awhile of discussion, we left to our ships and returned to earth, where we were greeted by a very happy Admiral McPherson."

      " He said 'Commander ESPilot, I thank you on behalf of all the human race for your efforts, and I hope the 2.5 million credits will be enough as your pay.' After that, I split the reward fifty-fifty with the captain of the U.E.S. London, who I thought deserved it more than me."

      ESPilot finishes up his Brandy and says "It's pretty much all true." Then ESPilot realizes that he was blown up and rematerialized during his story, shrugs, and turns to the Igadzra who just walked into the room. He says "You know, I kinda like Igadzras, when they're dead and chopped to pieces." He grins slyly. "But I won't do that to you since you're a hot lady." He draws his Ion knife, and charges it as his hand flicks out like lightning cutting Jess across her shoulder, as the charge of Ions from the knife leave her senseless. ESPilot says "Quite frankly, I don't really like any of the Strands, Azdgari most of all, since they resemble the majority of humans, myself not included. In that they're all idiots." With that he orders his top medical officer into the bar and tells him to get a new head on the bartender's shoulders, and the doctor scurries off holding the headless REDchich.

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      ESPilot; Ship: S.S. Honor Blade, Alliance: Anyone who pays him huge sums of cash for killing people (currently the NTR's),
      Combat Rating: Boosted to Ultimate after wrecking the Z.S.S. Dramatic and a gang of CW's.

      (This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 04-09-2001).)

    • Jade calmly listens, and being an Azdgari, she walks up to ESPilot and chops off
      his arms, then goes and launches his ship into the nearest sun.

      When she returns, she looks at Jess and Rima. "Strange how all the Strand members
      are female? Perhaps a sign that the only GOOD pilots these days ARE female?" Jade
      smiles, after recovering from being in lots of little bits.

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      A.S.S Beatrix,
      Alexandria,
      Save the Queen.

    • "Nice story, ESPilot." SilverDragon says.

      "And Jade, if you want to see which of us is better I'd be happy to give you a
      ship and fight you."

      "In fact, that reminds me...." SilverDragon presses a button on a small device,
      and the second North Tip Station exits the Garland.

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      Don't play with changing names:
      Esponer - 130 posts
      Paladin - Nearly 100 posts
      Sylver - 1 post

    • ESPilot, after recovering from having his arms chopped off, thanks Jade for getting rid of his wounded arm and walks out to the spaceport, where he takes off in a Renegade's CF, catches up with the S.S. Honor Blade, boards it and flies the ship back to North Tip Station with the Crescent Fighter on autopilot to the station too. He disembarks from the Honor Blade and says "Don't take it so seriously. It was only a joke. I only really dislike the Igadzra, since they let basically no one but themselves in on their operations, and that my most unfavorite color is yellow." He sits down and orders a drink from red who now has a cyberonic head identical to his former head, and gives him the drink free.

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      ESPilot; Ship: S.S. Honor Blade, Alliance: Anyone who pays him huge sums of cash for killing people (currently the NTR's),
      Combat Rating: Boosted to Ultimate after wrecking the Z.S.S. Dramatic and a gang of CW's.

    • After waking up, AP takes out the phase pistols and goes to espilot's ship, shooting all the instruments and weapons. Then he tows it out in his own ship and releases it into a nearby black hole.
      After returning, he blows espilots limbs off once again, and then goes and gets even more drunk.

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      Is the answer to this question 'no'?
      Chaos to the enemies of the Azdgari

    • As Jess's Saalian Brandy had splashed all over her face when she lost consiousness, the smell woke her up pretty quickly. She stood up behind ESPilot and blasted off both his ears with a phase gun. Then she picked up his drink and tipped it over his head. She hopes the alcohol really STINGS in those ear wounds.
      "So, whoeverthehellyouarenotthatIcare, how mister hot shot UE pilot end up out here?"
      She then realises that he can't hear her without his ears, and just sneers at him.

      "Hey Red, I heard you had a bar at Pax Station that turned out badly. Whay happened there?"

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      (This message has been edited by Jess (edited 04-09-2001).)

    • Rima orders another wine."Yes Jade I do wonder about the Strand pilots now.It does seem there are a lot of female strand pilots."She tries to ignore the fighting but does stare out the window for a second and then takes a sip of wine.As the fighting gets heavier her hand twitches toward one of her guns.

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      I'm not dead yet.In fact I feel pretty good!"
      I cut off your arm!""It's only a flesh wound!"
      "Bless this holy hand grenade..."

    • ESPilot can't hear without his ears, but he doesn't really care, since he knows what Jess is saying. ESPilot says "Hmm....I'm not a UE pilot anymore, I don't really care who I join, I'm just a bounty hunter looking for the highest pay." He says again "Oh, and if you're wondering how I know, take a close look at my name, which is actually my nickname that I've been called since my early piloting days, but basically everyone that knew me enough to know my real name was killed, by whom I won't say." He finishes the sentence grinning. "I can have the ship's top MD fix it up anyway." He sees AP waking up while saying this, and kicks him in the forehead knocking him head over heels into the wall and leaving him unconscious again.

      ESPilot then notices his wristcom is flashing, and he turns it on. After some discussion with an Azdgari general, he leaves to his ship saying "I just got a job to blow up some renegade vessel, with good pay." With that he leaves to find his victim.

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      ESPilot; Ship: S.S. Honor Blade, Alliance: Anyone who pays him huge sums of cash for killing people (currently the NTR's),
      Combat Rating: Boosted to Ultimate after wrecking the Z.S.S. Dramatic and a gang of CW's.

    • REDchigh, quite busy from the work he's been doing on his new Web Site, appoints Rima as bartender of this facility.

      Rima, if you refuse, you can appoint someone. I'm kinda busy...

      being a MOD and all (Aradapilot's BB- (url="http://"http://www.Yoooe.f2s.com)")www.Yoooe.f2s.com)(/url) and working on my website- soon to be (url="http://"http://www.REDchighs.f2s.com")www.REDchighs.f2s.com(/url)

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      The difference in
      insantiy and ingenious is
      measured just by success.

    • there is a roar outside as the Invencible blastes a helpless scoutship into very small bits. Grunadulater lands and walks in holding a stange gun. he orders some food and is silent .

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    • Alien shakes his head wearily as he notices this bar has gone to hell like many others...

    • ESPilot hears the explosion outside, and goes to see what the commotion is. He sees the remnants of the unfortunate shuttlecraft, and sees Grunadulater enter the bar. He asks "So, you happen in be one of the Renegades from up here, or just some lone wolf pirate goin' around blowing ships up?" He orders another drink from the newly-appointed bartender Rima.

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      ESPilot; Ship: S.S. Honor Blade, Alliance: Anyone who pays him huge sums of cash for killing people (currently the NTR's),
      Combat Rating: Boosted to Ultimate after wrecking the Z.S.S. Dramatic and a gang of CW's.

      (This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 04-10-2001).)

    • Wratho finds himself burning, but he orders the ships autopilot to activate the fire-extinguisher.
      Wratho, now wearing a heavy armorsuit and a lot of big guns, reenter the bar, wherever it is.
      He paralyzes all his enemies in the bar (currently Jade & SilverDragon) and buries them alive inside an asteroid in the North Tip asteroid belt. "Try to get out of this," Wratho snarls and flies to the bar, where he spend most of his time getting drunk.

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      All E.T:s aren't nice.
      (Most of them are evil green blobs)

    • The Garland comes back, picks Wratho up, use a grappling hook to dig everyone
      else out, and then flies away.

      Wratho bangs on the doors, but can't escape.

      Escape from the Garland is impossible, is it is a 4km long cube with technologies
      from another galaxy.

      The Garland enters high-warp, and enters a new galaxy. It permanently closes the
      rift to the galaxy, fires a blst from a powerful beam cannon at Wratho and
      incinerates him for good measure, makes sure nobody else is on the galaxy and
      there's no way out, and then leaves in a time warp after making sure to steal
      Wratho's money.

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