The first verse (by Giule)
The closest planet to the sun, two fifths of one ay-yoo
The furnace that is Mercury turns people into goo
Lava flows and craters, sun-baked sand and dirt
Without a single bit of moisture, it's a world of hurt!
Feel free to add verses about any planet, moon, or asteroid you'd like, in any order. The verses can be reorganized later. Multiple verses about the same world are perfectly fine. The final order will be:
Mercury
Venus
Earth
-Moon
Mars
-Moons
Jupiter
-Moons
Saturn
-Moons
Uranus
-Moons
Neptune
-Moons
Pluto
-Moon
Asteroids and comets (in descending order of size)
The sun itself
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