"I remember back in the day, when I flew a UE-Made Freight-courier. I loved the little ship, the one I nicknamed the 'Daikatana III'. We had some great times, 'Monty-Pythoning' little ships, and we had some bad times, like when no missions were available and we had to pay the bills.
But I digress. The most important thing that I learned on that ship is that all pilots, from those Voinian scum-bags to those cocky UE pilots, have a Zen nature. What is a Zen nature, and what types are there, you may be asking? Well, there are a few I've seen, like the following:
The viper- Lies in waiting and strikes it's targets quickly and silently
The tiger- Perfers brute strength over strategy
The owl- Perfers strategy over brute strenght
The dolphin- Happy-go-lucky. No agenda, does as it wishes.
The baboon- What a buffoon! Shows his colerful ass off to those who wanna see it, makes a huge deal about it, and then, when someone breaks out the cattle-prods, runs like a sissie
Amoeba- Floats lifelessy between Liat, Sol, and Salia. Has no life
These are only a few that I've seen. So, if you've seen any others, please, post them!"
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No! No! You got it all wrong! The EYES! Go for the EYES!