I know there have been so so so many bars but I love em so her's another one:
Rules:

Nobody can be killed off unless they agree in a post by continuing the story in their death

The bar can't be destroyed

That's it.

Here we go:
The infamous, Gunsh The Hermit Crab, strides into the the room with the relaxing Jazz music playing in the backround.
It really helps to cover the sound of numerous renegades, traders and pretty mnuch anything else being slaughtered.
Having been one of the key attackers of outpost Zachit, Gunsh is feeling good being back with his pirate friends when a conversation from the other side of the bar catches his attention...

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"I heard that he's coming."
"Hector, didn't you say you saw him two systems out?"
"Yeah, but he registered, so I couldn't attack him. He jumped this way, though. I'd get outta here...fast."
"I'm not scared. He can't scratch me. I've got an Igazra I stole down south. It takes up half the docking space on this rock."
"Well, I'm leaving. Maybe I'll go to the south tip, have some fun. Later."
The last speaker gets up, leavig Cap'n Hector and the mysterious Igazra owner sitting at the bar. They look out, and catch a glipse of a small green ship dodging asteroids with ease. Hector runs to warn the other pirate, but it is too late. He can only watch as the lazira is vaporized just out off the docking bay. The Arada stops, and turns toward the hidden station. The parrot can sense the anger in this pilot, known all over the crescent for his attacks on renegades. He thought he was safe here, but they had been finally found.
A pursuit missile flies toward the station, right toward the docks, and blasts a hole in the magneto-oxygen seal. Small ships and creatures of all races are sucked out into the vaccuum. The mysterious Igazra pilot takes an air tank and heads for his ship...

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Is the answer to this question 'no'?

The Igazra Pilot reaches his ship, and steers out into the system to fight off the hostile Arada. The Arada is careful to stay well out of range of the Igazra's turrets, but he occasionally pelts the station with Pursuit Missles. Suddenly, an SAE module smashes up against the Arada's broadside. The Arada, it appears, was totally crippled by the SAE's powerful impact. A Renegade Crescent Warship jumps in to the system, identifying itself as the Gunslinger. It hails the Igzara.

"Greetings, fellow Renegade."
"Aye, greetings. What's going on?"
"A hostile Arada attacked the Station."
"Is that him over there?"
"Yeah, that's the one."
"You gonna board 'im?"
"Yeah. You go see how things are back at the station."
"Sure thing. Hope the boarding goes well!"
"It will. I've got a mind to take the pilot alive, the S.O.B."
"Heh."

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As the monstrositys of ships move in to board the arada, the Green Giant,a captured miranu gunship, piloted by the infamous Gunsh The Hermit Crab, swoops in and steals the bounty but repairs the ships systems so the arada can escape. The warship pilots are puzzled by this act of compassion from a leading renegade and immediatly...

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Don't be too serious or have too much fun. Don't be a hermit.

...bring him up on their comlinks. "Why the Tragphar'd you do that for?", they ask.

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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

Gunsh pauses for a few seconds before he speaks.

' As it happens, that Arada is valuable and if it is in the wrong hands such as the nasty renegades then....'

This goes on for some time at which point, the Igadzra captain says puzzeldely,'But Gunsh, youse is a renegade. One of the best.'

Gunsh raises his head, 'I am Gunship BloodDemon. I have possesed my brother, Gunsh. Believe me, he is still alive but as the two remaining space demons I think I should be in control. I am a good guy. i don't attack traders, the voiniains are my sworn enemeys and I work for justice.'

This makes the captains feel sick at such 'good boy scoutness'.

They shout in unison ,' Let's save Gunsh!' and then.....

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The pilot of the repaired Arada realizes that it had been Gunsh who had saved him by holding out against the space demons and repairing his ship. The renegades are the lesser of two evils, so flys with them on this mission to save Gunsh. The gunship is well upgraded, though, and is difficult to track. It has jammed the pursuit missiles, and seems to only be succeptible to energy weapons. the small fleet moves in to disable...

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Is the answer to this question 'no'?

"Voinians are your sworn enemy?" says a deep voice in the doorway of the bar.

"My name is Haakia. I am the pilot of the V.E.S Haakia, a Voinian capitol ship. I have been assigned to arrest you."Suddenly someone yells "AHHHHHHHH WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!!" Everyone looks outside, and there is a Dreadnought, with his Salvo rocket launcher armed and ready to throw the station out of orbit if anything happens to Hakkia. Then Haakia Draws his Neutron rifle and points it at Gunsh's heads. Move and die.- Come with me to my Upgraded Frigate on the west dock...
Haakia addresses the rest of the bar," Sorry for the inconvienience, and you guys better hope this guy doesn't put up a fight....

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Gunsh laughs menacingly.

'You think YOU can kill me? My brother and I are unkillable expept for the shnug orb...but only Gunsh's friend, Starkiller, holds that. You cannot destroy me. Or free Gunsh as I know he has helped smite the United Earth nations in the past. You all want to free Gunsh because he has sided with you bad guys, but I Gunship BloodDemon shall not leave this body I have possesed.'

Suddenly the voice changes. 'It's me, Gunsh, help excorsise my brother from me. Use the blood sabre found in council station and then...aahhhhhhhhh!!!!!' The origional voice returns.' As you see my brother is strong but I am stronger. He cannot resist for long.'

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Some guy who was recently seen at council station walks in and drops the blood sabre on the floor. everyone runs for it at once...

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Is the answer to this question 'no'?

Haakia is the closest one, so he dives for the saber- Gunsh reaches for it at the same time- Haakia draws his neutron pistol, Blows gunsh(?)'s Hand off, picks up the Saber with guncshes(?) hand still attached, pull the sabre back above his head and....

Slices the coin slot on the soda machine, allowig everyone to get free drinks. m eanwhile, gunsh's hand grows back. Haakia remembers him and turns around...

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Is the answer to this question 'no'?

...chops Gunsh in half. Gunsh starts screaming bloody murder while his legs wander off and his torso tries to chase it and reattach.

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The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.

My objective is to live forever. So far so good.

The body of Gunsh reassembles and in a very spectacular scene, Gunship BloodDemon is excoricised and Gunsh stands up full.

' Alright lads. I'm back. Lets get this ******* brother of mine!'

At which point all of the captains jump on Gunship and tear him to pieces.

Gunsh is free again.

Suddenley klaxons ring out and all the bars drinkers, look out the window portal thing to see a huge UE, Miranu and Strandless fleet jumping into the system.

Gunsh gets up from his double Saalian brandy and shouts
' Let all the renegades, Voinians and all other of us misunderstood people destroy the fleet of my brother!'

The captains rush to their vessels...

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(This message has been edited by Jude (edited 01-09-2001).)

Suddenly, a giant Voinian Dreadnaught jumps in system and starts playing bumper cars(Spaceships) with the fleet. And winning. When it got to a concentration of UE Cruisers it opend fire, takeing out each in less then 7 seconds. When the fleet of 'Gades and such had launched, all that was left were some UE Fighters the dDreadnaught wasn't quite fast enough to kill. The 'Gades and other Voinians quickly took those out and then everyone except the Dreadnaught landed. It was bigger then The Rock, and it's hard to land on something you are bigger then. A many dozen fighters came out of one of the Dreadnaughts bays and landed at The Rock. A few hundred Voinians came off, and started looking for wine, women and song. A taller and more musculer Voinian steped off the last shuttle. He headed straight for the bar where the 'Gades were standing, mouthes agape, looking at the influx of Voinians. "Greetings" He said. "I am Lonevoinian, the commander of the Dreadnaught out there. Who are ya'll?" He pulls out a rather nasty looking mini-rocket launcher. When all the 'Gades and other Voinians started looking at it he commented "Oh, this is for the UE that is in every bar. I have never been to a bar without one. Sometimes, someone got him before me. Thin I got the one that got the UE, but there is always a UE in a bar. So will you kindly direct him to him?"

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The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.

My objective is to live forever. So far so good.

'I'm Gunsh, Captain of the Renegade fleet' says Gunsh

'Glad to meet ya captain' says Lonevoinian

They talk for a long while about uniting the Voinians and the Renegades and come forward to the crowd to present their descision...

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"I'm for it. We can give you armor, you can give us space-mines, we all be happy, man. What sayist thou, Sir Gunsh?"

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The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.

My objective is to live forever. So far so good.

'We're with you cap'n. We will help launch attacks against the UE if you are prepared to help us plague the crescent and the indepedent worlds' says Gunsh

Soon all of the renegades and voinians are drinking a laughing together, plotting against their common enemys.

Gunsh smashes a glass against the wall ' We must decide on a name for this alliance. We open suggestions to all and any. I think that the renegades should leave it to our Voinian friends to decide but all can contribute.'

Suddenly their is a turmoil from the corner and an Emalghia and a Zacha are pushed forward.

The bars faces light up and the poor creatures quiver in the middle of the cirlce...

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"Do not kill us, please! Please!"
"We won't kill you... yet." Lonevoinian pulls out a nasty looking spiked instrument...

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I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

Gunsh's hand melds into a spike of his own and he looks at the Miranu with tinted malice.

He utters the sacred words of people

'Demonica, bloganda, horther.'

The Miranu seems to swell and swell, getting larger by the minute

The look of pain on his face is so very obvious and then.....

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