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    • The conspiracy in earth's BAR


      I know that there are a bunch of bars out there, but I just love them so much, so here's the rules.

      1.The bar and the planet must be destroyed, but not until after 15 replies(to give it flavor)

      2.The bar must then change locations.

      3.You can't kill me.

      4.You have to hate the U.E.

      So here we go..

      Matt T walks into the calm Earth Bar. All the conversation reeks of oldness, boringness. He meets his contact there. "Look, I think what your proprosing is a great idea, I just don't think that it can be pulled off."

      The smooth jazz of the bar starts to irritate the young Captain, "I don't care if it can be done, I'm going to try."

      The other, strange man replies...

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      May aliens yet rule the galaxy?

    • "Nice knowing you. But where did you get the idea that you, one little renegade, could blow up Earth, Paaren, Verril, and New Taranto by your self?"

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      (url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")Don't click here.(/url)
      The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.

    • "That is where you come in Lonevonian. I need you to assemble a voinian fleet. It does not have to be large, not for the first stage anyway...

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      May aliens yet rule the galaxy?

    • "But what will you do, you and your Turncoat the 'Barakourst'"? "Why do you want us Voinians to overthrow your prime hunting grounds?"

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      I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

    • The Captain explains his so far shaky logic, "I am not a simple Renegade, I want revenge on my brother's death. I was great once, my brother and I single handedly led the great alien invasion of Arkastan in the greatest cruiser you could ever imagine."

      "The U.E. decided that our actions were 'unacceptable due to accord 67 section 3'. They caught my brother and took pocession of the mighty ship. I am now reduced to this turncoat on which I prey on the unfortunate sucker to come in system."

      "Yes, well I still don't understand how you intend on conquering the U.E. in a turncoat with a few Voinian friends. Frankly, I think you're a nutbag." Replies Entropy.

      "I want my ship back, simple as that. The U.E. has kept it deep in the interior of Luna examining it closely, trying to figure out how it works. All I need are a couple of fighters to get down an access shaft...

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      May aliens yet rule the galaxy?

    • This bar must only have been selling coke, it´s empty 😄

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      G.W.D.N.A.M

    • "Arrr mateys... I just couldn't overhear ye conversation..."
      He gulps down 2 glasses if rhum.
      "My beautiful ship, stolen, but hard earned, was destroyed... at the battle outside the flying Rock... I Must get me revenge on these bloody UE ********!!! So... Can I and me parrot join ye cruisade?"

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      Arrrrrrr, matey!!!!

      (This message has been edited by Jude (edited 01-16-2001).)

    • "I've got a ship," says Entropy.

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      I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

    • "Aye, then I'm in! I need to get my revenge!"

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      Arrrrrrr, matey!!!!

    • 'You have no idea what my help could do' comes a voice from a dark corner of the bar.

      From the darkness, emerges Gunsh, one of the two remaining space demons the only other one being his brother Gunship BloodDemon.

      'I can't die, I can only be banished for weeks at a time. This makes those that hunt me foolish or greedy for money. I could kill the UE officials holding an important meeting and frame the Emalghia. This would give us oppurtunity to attack Earth with a fleet as they retaliate.'

      At that moment a figure speaks up and Gunsh's face contorts into a wicked smile...

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      Don't be too serious or have too much fun. Don't be a hermit.

    • The famed renegade hunting Arada jumps into the system and sits in space waiting...

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      Is the answer to this question 'no'?

    • The young Captain relaxes back in the chair and notices the famous Arada come in. He hails and begins the conversation.

      "All right then. For the first stage this is all we need." says the young, overly ambitious pilot.

      "Here's the plan, I've got intel from a former crew member. He has given me the correct codes to get past Luna's shields. The only problem is that we won't know if they work until we're actually there. If I try them now, security will see the breach and fix it."

      "You're flying a kestrel, right Blackbeard?"

      The strikingly handsome pirate replies, "ayyy matey, was te only route of escape from my old ship, ayyy."

      "Good, do you have lightnings still operational?"

      "Ayyy, yes I do."

      "Arada, you stay there and watch our backs. They may send something against us."

      "Who wants to pilot the other lightning in to the caverns of Luna?"

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      May aliens yet rule the galaxy?

    • "I will. Provided I can upgrade it to how I like it. After I'm done with it, I'll change it back. Deal?"

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      (url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")Don't click here.(/url)
      The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.

    • "My ship is a UE Carrier. I stole the shield core from an (ahem) Igazra, and I have some "codes" that let me show up as a UE. I can help you a little bit."
      "Your Lightnings'll need an escort."

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      I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.

    • "OK, here's the plan."
      The Captain turns on a holocube that displays a 3D map of Luna.
      "We go in here with landing codes," he points to a spot on the holo emission, "We veer of from dock 118 B and go down this acess tunnel to the underground shipping research facility."

      "Entropy, you'll have to stop at this point in the tunnel, it gets too small. That will be a nice block for our backs."

      "once we're inside it's hard to tell exactly what we should expect. I know my ship is down there, but who know's what's guarding it. You other pilots wait sub system for the jump to the Rock."

      "there is one other problem, the ship may have guards in it. Who has a commando team that they are willing to dispatch? They'll have to ride tight quarters in one of the lightnings, but we definately need one."

      "As for where the lightnings are going to go. There is a fighter bay at the Stern of the massive ship, we'll enter there. Hopefully my old security code works because it's pretty hard to crack. If it doesn't I don't know what we'll do."

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      May aliens yet rule the galaxy?

    • "Aye, matey, me Kestrel is manuverable... I will guide you down to luna, if I see anyone guarding ya plane, I will open fire and elimate them along with me fighters, matey. ARR!"

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      Arrrrrrr, matey!!!!

    • "If you are going to destroy your fighters, too, I'm not going."

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      (url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")Don't click here.(/url)
      The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.


      My objective is to live forever. So far so good.

    • "Aye, No! I meant destroy the guardians with me fighhters, ye old man! Ye know I only speak fluent broken english, matey! Arrrrr!"

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      Arrrrrrr, matey!!!!

    • 'The meeting is tonight. I shall slaughter them but you must time the attack right or the UE could get troops to the system'

      'Luna shall feel our wrath.'

      Gunsh wishes all of the conspirators luck, points out that BlackBeard has food stuck in his beard and then leaves for the meeting.....

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      Don't be too serious or have too much fun. Don't be a hermit.

    • "To your ships ."

      The conspirators all board there ships. Lone and Matt go aboard the kestrel and suit up for the risky descent into Luna's core. Meanwhile Entropy boards his U.E Carrier and makes his own preparations.

      The ships blast off and meat up at point 32-niner in Luna's defensive code.

      "Here goes nothing, enter the codes for the modulating phase shield Black Beard. Lone and I will be down in the bay."

      The two wind their way down the ancient shaft of the Kestrel to the all too familiar Daktek Lightning Bay. Two lightnings await them. One is black with golden stripes along the side that represent personal pride for Matt. The other is painted in the most stunning colors imaginable. The two pilots climb aboard.

      The comm crackles, "you're good to go matey. I's a will open the bay door now. Good luck mateys."

      The large bay door opens and Captain Matt T throttles up followed shortly by Lonevoinian. They explode out of the kestrel and head directly for the access shaft. The Carrier and the kestrel follow closely behind them. The arada stays in sub system to cover their escape vector.

      The two ships make their way into the depths of Luna unimaginably quickly. They burst into a vast cavern and see the massive, shining blue alien ship pulsating in the middle of it.

      "One squadron U.E fighters to intercept. Repeat, one squadron U.E fighters on an intercept vector from the other side."

      "take to the right Lone, I'll go left. We should be ok until the kestrel and the carrier intercept them."

      The plan works perfectly. The two lightnings bring their ships to a large docking port on the stern side of the alien cruiser.

      "The command codes don't work."

      In the space of a nanosecond, Lonevoinian fires a modified rocket at the door, tearing it off.

      "Looks like the shields are not operational, yet."

      They board the strange craft. Matt leads Lonevoinian and the infiltration squad though the alien ship. They reach the bridge and discover it empty.

      After fidgeting with the controls for a little bit, Matt brings up the main weapon systems and propulsion systems of the vessel.

      "What side of the moon is our agent on?"

      "towards the sun, on the dilapantry side."

      The giant alien vessel swings around and blows some sort of projectile out of its main weapon port. The whole entire Calapantry side of the moon virtually evaporates.

      "We aren't going to have a lot of time before some sort of fleet intercepts us and I certainly don't have another one of those. Follow me to our hyperspace vector."

      (sorry so long)

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      May aliens yet rule the galaxy?