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Originally posted by Captain DeBlazio:
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WWWWWWEEEEEEEEE!!!

This is so much fun, but really, I would not want to cross the M***** let alone the E*******, if I were you. And you'd surely get a spanking by the U*****E**** if you joined the V*******. Oh Arthur Dent, don't be such a party pooper, and I am the 'designated' senior, chump.
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darn it

where are the moderators?

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"Arthur Philip Dent?" pursued the alien in a kind of efficient yap.
"Er...er...yes...er...er...," confirmed Arthur.
"Your're a jerk," repeated the alien, "a complete kneebiter."

Nock it off with the Z*****************, V********************** and stuff, you can tell him there names.

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Hush T****! It's fun!

Beware getting a H***** mad! Those blokes can behead you in one swing! But you join the U***** E**** forces, they'll be your best friends!! And the S********* are nice guys, just not much to do with them...

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Alas, I have begun to lose my faith in macs. I wonder how much longer until I succumb?
AIM: StrikerDragon

I kinda wonder if the guy that posted this even checks it anymore, but anyway-

The H***** and the E****** won't be a problem if you join the V*******. The H***** only have one character, and it doesn't have an escape pod. The H***** won't even exist as a major race, because you have to do the U***** E**** missions to free the H*****. The E****** only have two systems, and the H***** doesn't have any. I say go with the V******* and the U***** E****. Do the U***** E**** shipping missions, DO NOT RESCUE THE V****** DEFECTOR. Abort the mission. Go to pax, pick up the V****** mission, but don't complete it. Go back to U***** E**** space, finish their missions, get their ships, by a C****** if you can. Then go to V****** space and do the V****** mission, and follow their string.. As for the strands, I'd go with the I******, because you can always capture a couple of Zs, and use them to help capture an A* W******. Buy a couple of F*** Ss, load up on credits and weoponry, then you are ready to Capture P**, destroy Fs, and just wreck havoc on anything and everything. Including the North and South tip R, V*******, and espacially U***** E****. All you have to do is Destroy a couple of R******** in any system and they'll like you again.

By the way, Capturing plants means Hailing them and D******** T******. If you have a good C****** R***** then the planet will send out their D****** F****. Destroy the fleet, D***** T****** again, and then the planet will agree to pay you T******. On the map your legal status will be O*******. The Planet will p(ay you like 2,000-10,000 credits a day, which adds up if you have a slow H********* J*** T***. :rolleyes:

I hope you understand what i just wrote- i don't think i do.....

(This message has been edited by REDchigh (edited 01-10-2001).)

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Originally posted by REDchigh:
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I hope you understand what i just wrote- i don't think i do.....

(This message has been edited by REDchigh (edited 01-10-2001).)**

I think i understood most of it. But a few things didn't make sense.

Anyway, once you've done all that, download the plug M****. It upgrades all the G******* and S***** in the game. It really K**** A**. As for D********* the G*****, If you really want a challenge, go to C****** S****** and D***** T******. They will send out a billion
C****** W******. If you can defeat them, the you will have done one of the hardest things in the game. Or, if you wnt a challenge, you can try to defeat the V****** D********** in a Krait. but whatever you do, DON'T USE THE F*******! It ruins the game!

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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...

To Digital Boy: About the graphics you requested for EVO Enhancer, well, I've finished the Voinian Interceptor and Voinian Heavy Fighter bays, but I still have several more to go. It should be finished by the end of this week. I'll e-mail you the graphics.

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To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond!
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Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it.
Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).

Ok, thanks Carnotaur.

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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...

Methinks the goal of EVO is to have fun

Of course, when you have completed all the missions, tried everyship, and have a fleet that consists of 6 Dreadnoughts.. plus 99 million credits... and every planet dominated you've pretty much beaten it

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"...We don’t think in terms of groups and masses of people, but hold that each and every individual person on the planet is a sovereign entity with his or her own subjective hopes and dreams." -Libertarian Party of Oklahoma

Have you tried playing the whole thing over again with version 1.0.2? It's much more challenging. Other than that, you can play plugs(or make plugs, which is just as fun, once you figue out how).

I recommend F***** H**** and F****** F***, F-, M****, and E G*** F****(sorry, I just had to throw one of my plugs in there ;))

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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...

(This message has been edited by 21st Century Digital Boy (edited 01-12-2001).)

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Originally posted by Titan:
Nock it off with the Z***************, V********************** and stuff, you can tell him there names.
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We're not teasing him, we just don't want to ruin the surprises in the game for him, right everyone?

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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...

Hehehe, yup!

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Alas, I have begun to lose my faith in macs. I wonder how much longer until I succumb?
AIM: StrikerDragon

Darn straight!

So Doraemonnnnn, the more you explore, the more you find out.

Long live Emperor Andrew! Long live Ambrosia!

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All rise in the presence
of Dark Helmet

Holy cow. Which planet are you guys buying your heavy-duty asterisk launchers from? Gotta get myself some of those... then I'll post on this string.

Welcome to the game, Doraemon. Have a good time and don't believe everything the Humans tell you.

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I got this .sig file at insanely_great.com - don't even think about taunting me!

Voinian's right. Don't believe the Human R********. But you can believe the U***** E****, F******* E******, and sometimes S****** C***.

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Cuz I'm a 21st Century Digital Boy
I don't know the Monty Python but I've got a lotta toys
My daddy is a Renegade, his name is Hellcat Helian
Wait a second...

Hey, has anyone noticed that Doraemon has only posted twice? On the same topic? He must be really having fun playing EV:O.

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All rise in the presence
of Dark Helmet