1. An Azdgari beat a Zidagar in a game of ping-pong.
2. The Igadzra accused the Azdgari of being hyperactive.
3. A Zidagar called the Azdgari Little Green Men.
4. An Azdgari accidentally vaporized the Igadzra president.
5. The Zidagar said the I.S.S. in Igadzra ship names meant Idiotly Sloppy Ship.
6. The Igadzra said Shakespear was a dork.
7. In the Azdgari launguage, espionage means incredibly sluggish.
8. Everbody thinks the Council is on the other guys side.
9. The Council sells the Strands I hate my relative fruit packs.
10. Azdgari propoganda poster: Let us strike down the fat yellow people! Let us destroy the purple people who overact!
11. Zidagar propoganda poster against the Azdgari: Let us destroy the little green men from Mars!
12. The Azdgari called the Igadzra Bannana People.
13. The Igadzra called the Zidagar Plum People.
14. The Zidagar said that being a spy was boring.
15. The Igadzra said that the Azdara looked like a fire fly.
16. An Igadzra beat two Azdgari and a Zidagar in a wrestling match.
17. The Azdgari, the Igadzra, and the Zidagar tried to sign an alliance with the UE. The Azdgari ended up being to sloppy for the UE, the Zidagar made too many speaches, and the Igadzra kept on crunching the UE diplomats fingers every time they tried to shake hands.
18. An Azdgari interrupted the Zidagar presidents speach by firing off phase blasts in the middle of the crowd.
19. The Azdgari said that the Igadzra beam sounded like a squeaky mouse.
20. An Azdgari sneaked into the Zidagar presidents house and said Boo! very loud, nearly giving the Zidagar a heart attack and making him scream, eventually waking up the whole city.
21. All three strands blame the other one for making them all separate into different races.
22. The Council sponsors olympics between the strands, and the motto: Try to humiliate your oponent by beating him in a variety of games!.
P.S. This topic is like UE Patriots topic titled "You know you're an EVO fanatic when..." Feel free to add on more things.
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