Suddenly, a massive fleet decloaks on the far side of Voina. It is a massive fleet of over 100,000 UE Dreadnoughts that hid when the rest of UE space was eliminated. As the Voinian fleet rushes in to defend the home planet, a hail is sent to every single Voinian ship. It is every single UE officer singing the ominous tone...

"We'll try to kill with a forklift"

As the Voinian fleet goes to red alert it is blasted and pounded by millions of millions of forklifts... The Voinian Empire is crushed forever. The UE fleet than settles on some planet in what was that big gap between UE and Miranu space and calls it "New Earth." It becomes a rich, prosperous planet. And nobody fights with it.

God bless,

UE Patriot

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P.S. BUSH WON! YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A J'ting! The only race that had counquerd the galaxy! "Drat. You found us out. We were trying to build up forces in the Voinian systems. I laugh at those pathetic earthlings. HAHAHA! They destroyed an Arts&Crafts; project that had been rigged to go off with a force of a BILLION space mines wiping out anything within a lightyear raidus. Over Ninty thousand UE Dreadnaughts were destroyed in the initial explotion and almost all of the rest were destroyed in secondary explotions and our ambush in the first system they went to." "But how did Voina not be destroyed in the explotion?" "We redirected the hyperspace routs that led to Voina to lead to the A&C-4321; system. And now after we have told you our evil scheem we will destroy you." And they did. The Izgair fleets were destroyed utterly and New Earth was destroyed by having 4,000,000,000 tons of nerve gas dropped on it. The Human race is destroyed except for the few trators in Voinian space.

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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

Then the Izgari (remember the spelling please) decided they had enough of all the UE vs. Voinians and such stuff. They withdrew their forces from all alien systems, and then decided NOT to take part in any more Voinian and UE conflicts (remember, they are peacefull and non-agressive, and they don't like taking sides).

A few days later the Izgari asked the Voinians if they could give them a few Voinians to be kept in stasis, so that the UE or anyone else could "completely and utterly annihilate" the Voinians. The Voinians answered...

Oh, by the way, I agree with you LoneVoinian with Bush winning and all. Even though he hasn't won yet, I bet he will. Go George W. Bush!

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The voinians, with thier normal hositility, told the Izgari to go to hell. The Izgari didn't like this, so they gave thier technology to the Miran, who they now realized had been framed by the Voinians and were just as peaceful as they were. However, then Hellcat Helian caught news of this new threat to the UE, and realized that they could be big trouble to ALL the people of the universe. She decided to alert the Captins of Freeport.

Back on Freeport, the Captins of Freeport have a long, serious conference, and decide that the only way to stop the J'ting would be to unite all the races, whose combined numbers would literally smuther the J'ting. So the Captins of Freeport, who no one thought any good could come from, set out on a campain to unify the universe...

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"Don't worry - that red flashing light proably doesn't mean anything..."
"Then why did the escape pod just launch?"
"Oh ****!"
Cuz i'm a 21st-century digital boy

...and were blasted into little itty bitty pieces by the voinians who, having recived all J'ting technology in a deal, now were building a new class of ship. The Command class vessel is the size of a minor planet and can hurt you as much as one could if it ran into you at three times the speed of light. After a few days one thousand of these ships were built, using hyper advanced counstrution methiods also supplied by the J'ting. The voinians activated a new hyper route they had been building for just this knid of thing and hyperspaced 500 of the Command class ships to the other side of the galexy. With a force equivelent to about what 5 black holes would have if they were turned into pure energy, the ships started another front. The miranu, unable to fight this, even with Izgari technology, surrenderd on the condition that they would be free to govern themselves. The voinians said they would agree to that provided that the Miranu would give them 1/2 of their GNP. The Miranu asked what was their other choice and the voinians told the "Total Destrution." The Miranu agreed to the first set of terms. The Voinians then said that the Miranu would also be destroyed if they ever failed to pay their tribute to the Voinian empire.

The Voinians have taken out another section of the galxey. What will hapen next?
Will anothe race appear?
Will the Miranu be destroyed?
What will hapen to the strands?

Tune in next time to As the Universe Turns to find out!

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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

After this, the Izgari had an emergency meeting between themselves, the Azdgari, the Zidagar, and the Igadzra. They all agreed that staying neutral would be the best course of action. The Izgari also agreed not to give any new technology to any other races besides the Strands. After this, the Izgari once again asked the Voinians and J'tang if they would give them two Voinians and two J'tang to be preserved in stasis for an almost unlimited amount of time. The Voinians answered... (LoneVoinian continue)

Bush is winning! Yahoo!

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...They said that they would as long as the Izgari would give them a Quark Mine. Yes a Quark Mine. The only thing powerful enough to make the space/time continum downright threadbare. The Izgari asked what they wanted it for. The Voinians said they would only use it if they were ever counquerd. And they would open a gate to a parallel universe so that they could take their colection and all their race and move there. The Izgari agree and move after vowing they would make a trip back to the Universe they were leaving once every century to make sure that the Universe was not destoyed. If it was ever desroyed they would create one steller with one planet orbiting it for every race. And they would make sure they would never try to destroy each other again.

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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

Back in the miran systems, a Zatchit fighter accidentally flew into a black hole, and came into a paralell universe. While the pilot was collecting himself, his ship recieved a message bouey:

"Welcome to New Venus, the ultimate twlight spot. Remember, on New Venus, everything is legal"

After deciding to be careful to keep the Voinians and J'ting from finding out about this, the pilot landed on New Venus, he met some girl called...

(I would continue, but I can't remember her name)

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So where U at? Where U been?
I sure I'll be seeign you again.
Because this world is kinda small,
Can't we all just get along?

...Mishka.(I know her real name but I'm not telling for those who havent played the plug.) After a few years of not finding his way home he got message saying that if he blew up a black hole in one system he would be paid one quadrillion credits. He agreed and did the job.(Somehow) He then relised that he had just destroyed his only way home. He then hired all the best scientists in the(new) universe to make a space/time ripper. They succecded. But on the trip to the site he finaly died. What will happen to the Space/Time Ripper now that the man who was going to use it has died?

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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

Two Salrilian Carriers and a Salrilian Heavy Destroyer drift into the system....

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
-Alduran Outlaw Rick Blazer
StarLance

...and are blown up for being in the wrong universe.

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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

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Originally posted by gonff:
**And then Gonff arrived, in all his glory, shining craft a-sparkle, and broadcast across every radio frequency in his deep, resonating voice:
"Continuing stories indubitably turn out for the worst. This silliness shall henceforth be ended, and continued never again."
And all of the insignificant creatures stared in awe at Gonff's greatness, and knew his words as ones of supreme wisdom; and it was as Gonff had declared it should be.
**

Hey! Your name is from the Redwall trilogy.

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"Do any of you fools know how to shut off this infernal contraption?" Science Vessel CO after reverse-testing of cloak.

Some officers from the Magellan Confederacy caught news of this time/space ripper and stole it. They then used it to create a black hole, and sent fleet of Magellan Cruisers through it. They came out in Voinian space. Mistaking the Magellan Cruisers for prototype UE ships, the Voinians attacked them. Most were destroyed, but two Magellan Firebirds escaped back to the E3 Universe. When they reported thier findings, the Magellan Confederacy organzed a large fleet to perpare for the revolt. When the Voinian fleet arrived, it was defeated, but it was a hollow victory, because almost half of the Magellan fleet was destroyed in the battle. The Magellan Confederacy then called a meeting of all the governments on Earth to discuss this. After whitnessing the power of the Voinian fleet, they decided the only way to defeat this enemy was to unite all of the races and governments aginst the Voinians. Then suddenly, Hunter2 (my old identity on this board), came up and told them about the Tachyonic drive, and how his ship was the first fighter to have one...

Meanwhile, back in the EVO universe, Lothe Ian had survived the destruction of the captins of freeport, and continued with his mission. Through weeks of polotics, diplomacy, and numerous narrow escapes, he managed to achieve his goal. All of the races had a meeting at Freeport. There, they came to the same conclusion as the people of the people of the E3 Universe. However, a UE scoutship discovered this rip in time and space in the Voinian system. The new EVO Alliance snuck a fleet of the new Strand Warships ( a new ship combining the technology of all the races in the universe, including the voinians. Hey, that's what you get for selling your technology to the renegades :D) through the hole with cloaking devices...

The two councils met, and combined all of thier resources and money. The Adzari re-worked the Tachyonic Engine so a UE Cruiser equipped with it could fly in circles around a adzara, and equipped all of the centeral alliance ships with the new Tachyonic engine and the new Adzari shield generators, the Miran re-worked the Space Bombs to only hit and damage Voinian and J'ting ships (using the same technology they used on thier defence systems) and do 20 times more damage to begin with. So they put all thier resources into building two ships: an Tachyonic Adzara Drone, which can regenerate it's shields faster than anything can damage them - the only way to take out one would be to use the quark mine. They were so fast and manuverable that not even the Adzari or the Zatcha had fast enough reflexes to pilot them, so they had to be manned by drones. The second ship was the Enhanced UE Dreadnaught, which could still fly in circles around an (old) Adzara, and it's shields and armor were so strong that it would actually take two quark bombs to take one out. It also was equipped with the Phased Electron Beam Turrent, capable of destroying a Dreadnaught in 3 seconds, and well as carring an energy pulser, which has five times the power of the forklift, and can cary 50 Tachyonic Adzara Droids. They made a fleet of 1,000,000,000 of the Tachyonic Adzara Droids and 1,000,000 Enhanced UE Dreadnaughts, and ste course for the Voinian Empire...

P.S. I think I just broke the record for the longest reply

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So where U at? Where U been?
I sure I'll be seeign you again.
Because this world is kinda small,
Can't we all just get along?

The voinians said "Awww... We're sick of this." They then blew up the 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,9999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 ,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 ,999,994,299,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,942,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,942,999,999,999,999 ,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 ,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,994,299,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 ,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 quark mines they had produced by reverse enginering the one they had after they put up the shield they had manufactured that could protect them from that many quark mines. The rest of the universe was gone and could never return because there was no space/time fabric for it to return to. And not only that Universe was gone but all the other universes were gone too so nothing could ever form again except in the Voinian empire and on Kricket. So the Voinians lived happly ever after.

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The folowing statement is true. The preciding statement is false.
Books of the new millinea:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolai, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assasins, The Indwelling, The Mark.

And then Admiral McPherson wakes up and realizes that it was all just a nightmare. ( to Lone Voinian).

P.S. If anyone wants to continue this, please try to keep it reasonable this time.

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So where U at? Where U been?
I sure I'll be seeing you again.
Because this world is kinda small,
Can't we all just get along? -Limp Bizkit

But then Admiral McPherson gets a report that the Izgari are real, and that they have signed an alliance with the Azdgari.

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