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    • How do you become a Moderator


      I just wanted to know how to become a moderator. I don't wan't to become one.
      I'm just wan't to know.

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    • You must slay a current moderator and bring his head to andrew.

      Same goes from site admins and #ev3 ops.

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    • What happens if you get andrews head? Who do you bring it too to become the Admin?

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      Originally posted by Lonevoinian:
      **What happens if you get andrews head? Who do you bring it too to become the Admin?

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      Why, Bob the leprechaun of course. We all know that he's running the show. Word is that Phil the ceramic lawn gnome wants the job though...

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    • Micah! What slander you post! We all know Hector is the twisted genius actually behind it all...

      Titan: I can guess 5 things help one become a moderator.
      1. Not asking how do I become a moderator when you're still new to the boards.
      2. Using proper grammar and punctuation. (apologies to anyone who doesn't have English as their main language)
      3. Having way too much free time.
      4. Having the skills to moderate a board: impeccable judgement as to what's appropriate, etc., not abusing power, and being overall well-liked.
      5. Being able to speak parrot-eese. Example: sqwa-SQWAAAK awwk aa. Uh, oops. I think I just insulted Hector's mother. Time to go into hiding... šŸ˜‰

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      Originally posted by OctoberFost:
      **You must slay a current moderator and bring his head to andrew.

      Same goes from site admins and #ev3 ops.
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      And who slayedd you, when you were the one? šŸ™‚

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      Originally posted by Slav:
      **And who slayedd you, when you were the one?:)
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      ColdFusion. But he just cut my head off. It grew back, but it took about a week. That explains why I was gone a while after that happened .

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      Originally posted by OctoberFost:
      **ColdFusion. But he just cut my head off. It grew back, but it took about a week. That explains why I was gone a while after that happened .

      **

      Painfull...

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      Originally posted by OctoberFost:
      ColdFusion. But he just cut my head off. It grew back, but it took about a week. That explains why I was gone a while after that happened .

      Really, I thought it was because you were ****** off. Oh hang on, it was. šŸ™‚

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      Originally posted by Ubermann:
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      Painfull...
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      I still have an ear as a souvenir. šŸ˜‰

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      Originally posted by Micah L:
      **Why, Bob the leprechaun of course...
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      I believe his name is (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum10/HTML/001347.html")Jon-Jon(/url).

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      Titan: I can guess 5 things help one become a moderator.
      1. Not asking how do I become a moderator when you're still new to the boards.
      2. Using proper grammar and punctuation. (apologies to anyone who doesn't have English as their main language)
      3. Having way too much free time.
      4. Having the skills to moderate a board: impeccable judgement as to what's appropriate, etc., not abusing power, and being overall well-liked.

      Haha! Boy, now that's funny. Absolutely hilarious in every aspect.

    • How to become a moderator???

      First, find a unicorn.... What? They don't exist? With that attitude you'll never get in!

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      SEARCH..... THEN...... ASK!!!!

    • Nonono. That isn't what you do. You have to shave an egg untill you get 100 kilos of fur from it. Then you take a kettel made out of one toenail from a snake. You fill the ketel with dragon and unicorn blood mixed together. Burn the Egg Fur untill the blood in the kettel is at a good and hot tempeture of 5000 degrees. Then make a centar that is exactly 1 centimeter tall dip you in the kettel and pull you back out. You are now a moderator.

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    • You must go to the Degoba system. There you will learn from yoda....

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    • If you want the real answer, here it is: Give your support to search, inc!

      Andrew will see this as... ummm... a good thing... and.... you'll be made a moderator. You see, all us with search, inc are moderator wannabes, but aren't we all? Add the (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/search.cgi?action=intro &default;=8")Search(/url), inc tag to the end of your sig.

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    • No thanks.

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      Originally posted by Titan:
      **No thanks.
      **

      tsk, tsk. Your loss.

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    • Nah, the trick is to spend most of your time on B&B; and Just Chat either posting cryptic messages filled with elipses or left-wing liberal political comments and then every once in a while visit the EV Nova and EV:O boards and post in some random topic, acting as if you've been there for a long time.
      Wait... that's what I do... and I'm not a moderator... nor do I particularly want to be one...
      Actually, the trick probably is to hang around the board(s) and not act like a giant jerk to anyone. Just try to be rational in your postings and hope that some current moderator goes power-abusive.

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      (This message has been edited by Demerzel (edited 11-12-2000).)

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      Originally posted by Demerzel:
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      Actually, the trick probably is to hang around the board(s) and not act like a giant jerk to anyone.
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      heh... whoops, there goes my chance šŸ˜„

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