No offence but I only wonder about it!

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"You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."

-Quote from Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, alias Lenin when he made a speech about counter-terrorism to the Soviet Union-

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A good hyperarchive site for mac

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Want to take a brake from the net? Try this...

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Hmmmmm, no-one know..... Then it will remain as a mystery for all eternity!!!!

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"You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."

-Quote from Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, alias Lenin when he made a speech about counter-terrorism to the Soviet Union-
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(url="http://"http://www.macledge.com")MacLedge(/url)
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A good Mac Shareware site on the net
(url="http://"http://hyperarchive.lcs.mit.edu/HyperArchive/Archive/game/arc/")HyperArchive.com(/url)
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I know WHY it's refered to as the Monty Python manuever, but not WHO thought to dub it that.

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Jon Potter

Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.

Quote

**
Who thought about calling the "keep distance and shoot" tactic for Monty Python?
**

I don't exactly see your question...
that "for" shouldn't be in there.

And who knows who dubbed it that? Does it matter?

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"Are you sure this is a good idea, Boss?"
"Of course not, don't ask stupid questions"
"Sorry"

-- Loiosh & Vlad --

He's just being curious. I would love to know why and who.

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WHY: Because of a skit in Monty Python's The Holy Grail in which the knights "bravely" challenge a cute little rabbit and went it shows its teeth scream, "Run Away! Run Away!"

That's the explanation I've always heard.

WHO: I haven't the foggiest...

It's a pretty funny movie BTW.

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Jon Potter

Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.

anyone who hasnt seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail should do so now, also try and find a show which has something about a homicidal barber, the lumberjack song is so cool:
(talking) what i really wanted to do is be a lumberjack, leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of the british columbia. with my best girlie by my side, id sing this song...(/talking)

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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me

I saw MP:HG 2 years ago and I have rented it many times after that. I understand the name but I only wonder who made it up, who first used the expression in this board. Alright...

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"You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."

-Quote from Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, alias Lenin when he made a speech about counter-terrorism to the Soviet Union-
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The best UT site on the net
(url="http://"http://www.macledge.com")MacLedge(/url)
The best macgamer site on the net
(url="http://"http://www.macshare.com")MacShare.com(/url)
A good Mac Shareware site on the net
(url="http://"http://hyperarchive.lcs.mit.edu/HyperArchive/Archive/game/arc/")HyperArchive.com(/url)
A good hyperarchive site for mac
(url="http://"http://1112.net/lastpage.html")LastPage.com(/url)
Want to take a brake from the net? Try this...
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I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OK! I WORK ALL NIGHT AND I SLEEP ALL DAY!

Go rent Holy Grail. Great funny funny movie. Funny.

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"Are you sure this is a good idea, Boss?"
"Of course not, don't ask stupid questions"
"Sorry"

-- Loiosh & Vlad --

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Originally posted by --Eirik--:
**No offence but I only wonder about it!

**

'twas me.

Okay, it wasn't, but I'm probably one of the few here that was around way back then, so since I haven't the foggiest idea, we'll probably never know. Nothing ever got written down back then....

_bomb

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Originally posted by Flatulence:
**I'M A LUMBERJACK AND I'M OK! I WORK ALL NIGHT AND I SLEEP ALL DAY!
**

I CUTZ DOWN TREES, I SKIP AND JUMP, I GO TO THE LAVATORYYYYYYYYY! ON WEDNESDAYS I GO SHOPPING AND HAVE BUTTERED SCONCE FOR TEA!

I EAT MY LUNCH, I WEAR HIGH HEELS, SUSPENDIES AND A BRAAAA! I WISH I WAS A GIRLIE, JUST LIKE MY DEAAAARRR MAMAAAAAA

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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me

I dunno, we will probably never know!!

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Very funny, now beam down my clothes. These ladies look rest-less..... uh-oh...

A mystery creator! That's interesting.

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"You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."

-Quote from Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov, alias Lenin when he made a speech about counter-terrorism to the Soviet Union-
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The best UT site on the net
(url="http://"http://www.macledge.com")MacLedge(/url)
The best macgamer site on the net
(url="http://"http://www.macshare.com")MacShare.com(/url)
A good Mac Shareware site on the net
(url="http://"http://hyperarchive.lcs.mit.edu/HyperArchive/Archive/game/arc/")HyperArchive.com(/url)
A good hyperarchive site for mac
(url="http://"http://1112.net/lastpage.html")LastPage.com(/url)
Want to take a brake from the net? Try this...
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If ya have any requests or simply just want to bug me my address is: (url="http://"mailto:psycho_e@excite.com")mailto:psycho_e@excite.com(/url)psycho_e@excite.com

What is your name?

(Sir Robin of Lancealot)

What is your quest?

(To seek the Holy Grail)

What is your favorite color?

(Blue, NO Yellow... AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)

Dood, its a mystery of life like so many others-
who invented crack?
who was the first caveman?
who was the first person to use a smilie?
who started web abbreviations like LOL and ROFL?
who created the abacus?
who arranged the alphabet the way we know it?
who thought of using yeast to make bread?
who coined the term SNAFU? FUBAR?

i could go on, but i think we all get the idea.

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My bus came i got on and sat down next to this beautiful blond chinese girl. I said 'hello' and she said 'hello' and i said 'isn't it an amazing day?' And she said 'yes it is, i guess.' I said what do you mean 'i guess'? She said 'well things haven't been going too well for me lately.' I said 'like what?' She said 'i can't tell you, i don't even know you.' I said 'yeah, but sometimes its good for you to tell your problems to an absolute total stranger on a bus.' She said 'well, i just came back from my anaylist and he's still unable to help me.' I said 'what's the problem?' And she paused and said 'im a nymphomaniac and i only get turned on by jewish cowboys.' and she said 'by the way, my name's Diane.' And i said 'hello, Diane, my name's Bucky Goldstein.'

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Originally posted by Jon Egunner:
Dood, its a mystery of life like so many others-
who invented crack?

I think he would agree when I say the Necromicron...

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who was the first caveman?**

Crog

**
who was the first person to use a smilie?**

The person who invented it (duh)

**
who started web abbreviations like LOL and ROFL?**

A mute clown

**
who created the abacus?**

A mathematician

**
who arranged the alphabet the way we know it?**

The letter people. Remebr those guys? Mr.T and Mrs.E and Mr.F and his crazy feet?

**
who thought of using yeast to make bread?**

A baker

**
who coined the term SNAFU? FUBAR?**

Mr. Snafu and Mrs. Fubar

i could go on, but i think we all get the idea.

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Gallahad, Lancelot and I will leap out of the rabbit and suprise the

WAIT, who?

Gallahad, Lancelot and I.........Okay, we'll build a giant wooden badger...

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

Some people need to wash their gene pool

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam,
Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam

Wonderfull Spam!
Wonderfull Spam!

ad infinitum

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

Some people need to wash their gene pool

A.S.S Cuisine reporting for duty!

<doorbell rings>
-Dung, sir
-What?
-We've got your dung.
-What dung?
-Your dung. Three hundredweight of heavy droppings. Where do you want it?
-I didn't order any dung.
-Yes you did sir. You ordered it through the Book of the Month Club.
-Book of the Month Club?
-That's right sir. You get "Gone with the Wind" "Les Miserables" by Victor Hugo "The French Lieutenant's Woman" and with every third book you get dung.
-I didn't know that when I signed the form.
-Well no, no. It wasn't on the form. They found it wasn't good for business. Anyway, we've got three hundredweight of dung in the van. Where do you want it?
-Well, I don't think we do. We've no garden.
-Well, it'll all fit in here. It's top class excrement.
-You can't put it in here. We're having a dinner party!
-'Salright. I'll put it on the telly.
-(to wife) Darling, there's a man here with our Book of the Month Club dung.
-(wife) We've no room, dear.
-Well, how many rooms have you got then?
-Well, there's only this room, a bedroom, a spare room.
-Oh well, I'll tell you what. Move everything into the main bedroom and you can use the spare room as a dung room.

Is Flying Circus ever on anymore?

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Easy Rider Extraordinnaire

A Scotsman on a Horse

This is where Mrs. Shazam was so wrong. Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon. In many fields of medicine nowadays, a dose of dynamite can do a world of good. For instance, athlete's foot-an irritating condition-can be cured by applying a small charge of TNT between each toe.

say, whats brown and sounds like a bell
-i dunno what?
Duuunnnggg

i dont the flying circus is on anymore, but you can get it at various movie rentals

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"what is life but a prelude to death?"-me
New Windows version 98, now with 400% more bugs and error messages than windows 95
(just $199.99)
and doesnt it make you feel better, the pigs have won tonight. They can all sleep soundly now, and everything is all right

Rabbit it all, rabbit this world, rabbit everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont accept, dont give a cow, dont ever judge me