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Originally posted by GunsAndTurrets:
**(Goes in)
(Reads Vogon poetry over intercom)
(Utters insane, maniacal laugh as everybody writhes in pain and agony)
(Setts recording to loop)
(Leaves others to burn in hell)
**
Uh-oh. You got me there. 
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God. Root. What is difference?
-Pitr
AIM: obormot345
Everyone hates me now. :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
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Adzy
Adzgari Visionary, Leader of Squadron Firebird, Garit Fleet Commander, Azdara Stunt Pilot
"If I had a choice between power and speed, speed is what I'd go for."
–Adzy
"You call this fast?!"
–Adzy trying to buy an Adzgari Warship
"How can I make it go faster?"
—Adzara
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Originally posted by Cinga (forgot password):
**Ah! So there is a sane individual amongst these pre-pubertarian weirdos...;)
To answer your question: Miranu rule! EU feels a bit medieval in comparison... The strands are generally rather incomprehensible with their stupid war, but at least the Zidagar and the Igadzra have some style, while the Azdgari are just pathetic little wimps. Emalgha? Oh, come on, as heroic as they might be... wooden ships?
Renegades and Voinians suck. Death to them.
-- Cinga**
What!!??
(tortures Cinga to death by disecting him/her alive and removing everything except for the heart, lungs, and brain)
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Adzy
Adzgari Visionary, Leader of Squadron Firebird, Garit Fleet Commander, Azdara Stunt Pilot
"If I had a choice between power and speed, speed is what I'd go for."
–Adzy
"You call this fast?!"
–Adzy trying to buy an Adzgari Warship
"How can I make it go faster?"
—Adzara
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Originally posted by Adzy:
**What!!??
(tortures Cinga to death by disecting him/her alive and removing everything except for the heart, lungs, and brain)
**
It's him. Speaking of which, are there any female players on this list?
And whatever morbid fantasies you might have about dissecting (written with two s's...) me, it doesn't change the facts. 
-- Cinga
(This message has been edited by Cinga (edited 05-05-2000).)
Damn I'm glad the Officer's Bar on the Ares Webboard isn't chaotic rabble like this one!
And don't bother going to spam it- I'll just delete your posts.
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Sundered Angel ,
The One and Only
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Originally posted by Cinga:
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It's him. Speaking of which, are there any female players on this list?
-- Cinga**
There are female players on the list. Jude, Basilisk, Ereid (who posts once a month or less), and Neutronic (who seems to have left). Perhaps others who I don't know about.
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God. Root. What is difference?
-Pitr
AIM: obormot345
I am the master of all I see. This bar is the first step towards my chaos empire.
I am the master of all I see. This bar is the first step towards my chaos empire.
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Originally posted by Cinga:
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It's him. Speaking of which, are there any female players on this list?
And whatever morbid fantasies you might have about dissecting (written with two s's...) me, it doesn't change the facts.
-- Cinga
(This message has been edited by Cinga (edited 05-05-2000).)**
(tears out Cinga's throat and feeds it to Red Goblin)
(stabs red hot sword into Cigna's heart, killing him)
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I did really good on my driver's exam. I knocked down all the cones.
Please stop spamming the web board. If you want an "officer's bar" (a stupid idea in my opinion. If you want to be someone, go write a story. Oh, Commander Cicon: The web board is not an online RPG. Don't treat it that way.) go start a #evo on ircle and chat there. This discussion board was meant for informitive or funny discussions, not chatting and asking for some drink that you made from the top of your head.
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--
"Do or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda
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Originally posted by Cinga:
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And whatever morbid fantasies you might have about dissecting (written with two s's...) me, it doesn't change the facts.
-- Cinga
(This message has been edited by Cinga (edited 05-05-2000).)**
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Originally posted by Cinga:
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And whatever morbid fantasies you might have about dissecting (written with two s's...) me, it doesn't change the facts.
-- Cinga
(This message has been edited by Cinga (edited 05-05-2000).)**
How come noone's mentioned the battle against Crescent Station? It took me a maxed UE Cruiser with a full complement of Igzadra escorts all firing simultaneously at point-blank range to take down the beast. Then the programmer made the battle HARDER.
(Adzara (Already full of alcahol from officers club bar) Pilot's The A.S.S Phoenix onto the bar, killing no one (except Adzy cause he nicked my sig.) orders more swill passes out, takes adzara from phoenix's fughter bay once again takes to flight, strafing the entire bar, spaceport and surrounding suburbs with fire, hits nothing (Cause he's full of piss) and crashes into controll tower, survives goes to adzy's table, finds him still alive, and orders another round, crying about his ship, and reminicing about that time Adzy blew up an Igazra for him)
Yesssss... Do not question my sanity...Heheheeee!!
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"How can i make it go faster"?
The captain of the
A.S.S. Phoenix
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I am the master of all I see. This bar is the first step towards my chaos empire.
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The Master, The Goblin. Who will win?
Red Goblin, I chalenge you to a battle of the Empires.
I am from the Tyr'zhak. A dragonlike race that will never turn down a chalenge. I am the leader of the Tyr'zhak. I chalenge you to see who has the better empire. I have posted a new topic. That will be where we will wage the battles. Read what I have written there, and respond there. I await you.
OOOOOOOh my goooodness.
aw......
nevermind....... :redface:
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Originally posted by Adzara:
**(Adzara (Already full of alcahol from officers club bar) Pilot's The A.S.S Phoenix onto the bar, killing no one (except Adzy cause he nicked my sig.) orders more swill passes out, takes adzara from phoenix's fughter bay once again takes to flight, strafing the entire bar, spaceport and surrounding suburbs with fire, hits nothing (Cause he's full of piss) and crashes into controll tower, survives goes to adzy's table, finds him still alive, and orders another round, crying about his ship, and reminicing about that time Adzy blew up an Igazra for him)
Yesssss... Do not question my sanity...Heheheeee!!
**
Happy now?
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Adzy
Adzgari Visionary, Leader of Squadron Firebird, Garit Fleet Commander, Azdara Stunt Pilot
"If I had a choice between power and speed, speed is what I'd go for."
–Adzy
"You call this fast?!"
–Adzy trying to buy an Adzgari Warship
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Originally posted by Servack:
**(Walks into bar)
(pulls out forklift from back pocket)
(fires)
(forklift is pointed wrong way, servack is blown into dust)
Damn! Not again!
**
(spits on Servack's remains for his stupidity, then disposes of them in a brutal way)
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Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings
Justice is done
And in case anyone wonders who the hell I am, I'm Bozorg.
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Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings
Justice is done
How cool is the new mettalica single, the one for mission impossible 2?
YEAH!!
(Orders schooner, A.S.S. Phoenix still broken. Damage report: "Youve totaled the Bastard captain, it's going to be rooted for at least three weeks, but at least we can use it for a table End Damage Report)
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"How can i make it go faster"?
The captain of the
A.S.S. Phoenix
