Okay, so the only message I got before I left work was the one saying that any USB gamepad will work just fine. I think, cool! That's easy. I traipse off to the store to pick up a cheap USB gamepad in order to save my keyboard from certain death.
I look at all the models with the refrain going through my mind, "Any USB gamepad will work." I pick up an AxisPad Colors gamepad from Interact Accessories. It says Mac and PC right on the box, and is USB, with a pretty comfortable feel at an affordable price.
I get it home, and go to follow the installation instructions. The CD, however, doesn't contain the Mac software they tell you to install. After scouring it for a while, I give up and go to their website. I download and install the drivers from there. I go into the gamepad's control panel, and all seems to be working. I was expecting, based on the message, to be able to customize keypresses for each control or something, but I guess not. Anyway, whatever. I run PoG. No dice.
I come back here and see the next message saying that if your gamepad doesn't work for you then you can get USB Overdrive to make it work. I download it and follow its instructions (remove any joystick-specific extensions and control panels, run the installer and reboot.)
I'm greeted by a shareware message. A little irritating, but whatever -- I'm expecting something like $5. It's $20 USD. That's more than the gamepad cost! It would actually be cheaper to go out and buy a gamepad that worked out of the box, if someone could recommend one, and just give this one away to someone for free.
Okay, but I decide to configure it and try it. This is where I notice that my system is totally screwed up with this USB Overdrive thing installed. I can't manipulate lists at all -- whenever I move the mouse at all they fly all over the place to random points on the list. Eventually, using a lot of luck and keyboard shortcuts, I manage to get the gamepad configured to send the right keystrokes for PoG -- up, down, left, right for the D-Pad, 'x' for button 3 (the bottom of the button quad), and 'z' for L2. I figure I'll start with that.
I go into PoG, and of course, it totally doesn't work again. The game doesn't react to the gamepad at all.
So what gives? It took me about 20 minutes just to deactivate USB Overdrive because I the extension manager list kept flitting all over the place, after which my audio interface wouldn't work. A few reboots and tweaks later, things seem to be back to normal. However, I now have a $29.95 (CAD) hunk of useless plastic and still no gamepad control for PoG.
Any more suggestions?
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