Okay, here is something for fun, a top ten list. I will post a topic and for the next two days or so after that, I will accept entries by email. After two days, I will post what I think were the top ten entries for the subject. I will not closely monitor this topic so email rather that posting. The first topic is:

The Top Ten reasons the UE hate the Voinians.

Start sending

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Originally posted by Ubermann:
**The Top Ten reasons the UE hate the Voinians.
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The Voinians got severely pissed when UE made jokes about the color of their nuetron cannons..

How about famous last words? here's one:
"Oh, so you're not going to let me land, stupid Council Station, well I think I can see about that!"

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Ah crap, apparently I can't read to well... :rolleyes:

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I will also accept entries put on this topic. This is also so some of you will have a chance to use this board too.

P.S. If you email me, don't forget to put your web board name in the letter so I know what to call you.

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Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

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This topic wait has been extended until Saturday and if there are not enough entries I will go ahead and delete this topic.

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Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

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The Vionians thought the UE copied their "spiky ship" look with the UE Carrier.

Famous last words:

"Oh, so you're WATCHING me Vionian Crusier! Well watch me do this!"

The UE told the voinians that they smell like a Zidagar.

Last quotes:

"Who the hell is Captain freakin' Hector!!?!! Ah well. Soon he'll be Captain freakin' Dead..."

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The Voinians said that the UE had no taste in colour.

Famous last words:

'Come on then Bison! Your crappy Disco Gun doesn't scare me!...
~Gav

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I'd like fish 'n' chips, with extra batter and a lump of lard on the side. Also, a triple extra-large chocolate ice-cream with a flake in each scoop, a large cheese burger, with another compliment of fries, and whatever that person over there is eating, and some coke. Oh, and make that Diet Coke, as I'm on a diet.

I came, I saw, I left home 'cos my dinner was cold.
-Julias Caeser in Carry on Caeser comedy series.

Gavin=

1/8 computer nerd
1/8 fast biker
1/8 tv watcher
1/8 EVO fan
1/2 clubber and lady's man

hehe...

Because of lack of response this is a top five

Top Five reasons the UE hate the Voinians

5.All those slow ships around their space really cramps their style. -MisterT

4.The UE said the Voinians had no taste in color. -Gavin-Hardy

3.The Voinians said the UE had no imagination when it came to naming their systems. -Iggy

2.The Voinians prefer plastic while the UE likes paper. -Jackofalltrades

1.Because it was discovered that MacArthur Park(the song which caused all of us
such great pain) was written by a voinian. -Mister T

Congrats to Mister T for having the most original, not to mention funny answer.

I will be gone for the upcoming week so if somehow anyone has an interest beyond this first top five, go ahead and continue this post. Good luck if you do and thanks to all who entered their suggestions.

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Oh no! It's locked!-Harry
Damn it Pam, stop glowing-Harry
Eat staples electro-breath-Harry

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Originally posted by Ubermann:
**Because of lack of response this is a top five:p

Top Five reasons the UE hate the Voinians

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The UE discovered that the Voinians were responsible for the Smurfs, Barney, Teletubbies, Pokemon, and 'Beavis and Butthead.'

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Joe Burnette

"I find that humans can be divided into only two meaningful categories: Decent Humans and Sonsofbitches; both types appear to be evenly distributed
among all shapes, colors, sizes, and nationalities." -- Keith Laumer

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Originally posted by Joe Burnette:
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The UE discovered that the Voinians were responsible for the Smurfs, Barney, Teletubbies, Pokemon, and 'Beavis and Butthead.'
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That's reason enough to hate anyone... heh, an idea for a new weapon... the pokemon gun or something... someone just has to show me a pokemon card and I run...

-Gildor

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