macmaxbh looks up after eating his cake. "Mmm, that was very tasty. Hey! Why is everyone so gray and dull?" As he looked around he noticed all the people were a very dull gray, and completely frozen. He took out his handy "Storm Valley Rest Area Guide" and looked up "Statue spell", which said "see inactivity". Inactivity was on page 154. "Inactivity is when all members of the Storm Valley Rest Area stop posting for an extremely long time. Inactivity can be cured if the person posts again".
macmaxbh wonders "How can I get everybody to post again so it'll all be back to normal? Or should I just drift into inactivy too?"
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They say that if you play a Windows Install CD backwords, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing; play it forward and it installs Windows.
--thanks to TBobMac