Since this place needs livening up, lets take normal old jokes and make them somehow ferazel related. I'll start with these, and you try to think of some more.

Q: How many Xichras does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: GOOD LORD, THERES MORE THEN ONE OF HER???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Q: Why did Ferazel cross River of Fears?
A: Because the player told him to, you dolt!

I hope to see more soon.

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Thok es seguro para su denaje o sistema séptico.
(I don't know what this means, but it sure sounds cool.)

Q: Why can't Ferazel's Wand creator post on his boards?
A: 'Coz he's Ben Banned. Been Banned. Ben Banned. Get it? Get it? Wait that isn't funny at all! :mad:

I can't think of anymore, although I am sure there are more, tons more.

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Maybe Yggdrasil came from a Ziridium seed?

Q.How many Manditraki Wizards does it take to turn a light bulb?

A.Just 1, but he turns it into a toad!

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Q.What's the difference between Ferazel and a Manditraki?

A.One fires the hits, the other hits the fires.

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Somehow I don't think my 2nd joke was really funny! ( But in a way it's Ferazel related.)

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Hey Thok, in your 2nd joke, did you say dolt or do it?

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Nothing. Hey could someone PLEASE delete this post?

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Q. How can a player make Hangnabit easy?

A. As soon as he gets the hang of the hang glider! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! get it? get it? hang of the hang glider!

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Oof. I'm gonna be sick.

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How long does it take Ferazel to get through The Labriynth?

Well with the Armadillopines, and the acid, and the spiked balls, and the crossbows, and the.....

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Originally posted by Overrider720:
**How long does it take Ferazel to get through The Labriynth?

Well with the Armadillopines, and the acid, and the spiked balls, and the crossbows, and the.....
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Very sick joke.

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Q.What do you get if you cross a Manditraki Wizard and a Manditraki Warrior?

A. A Worrying Manditraki Wizard! Funny Isn't it?

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Q. What do you call it when you cross Teraknorn, the Goblin Cheif, Xircha, the Mandirakki Wizard, the Fire gaurdians, and a Salamandirakki?

A. Beats me.

Q. What is that long thing sticking from Ferazel's face?

A. A perfectly good nose. That's not funny, is it? :frown:

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Posted by Ferazel_999:
That's not funny, is it?

No, it wasn't.

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