Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Sure signs you're playing far too much FW


      This happened to me today:

      I killed a spider (it was raining already so it's not my fault) and stood waiting for the coins to appear...

      Anyone else do something similar?

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      It is better to remain silent and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (I wish I could remember this before posting!)

    • Well, this is somewhat off topic (a bit), but a few years ago when I was writting an essay for a social final, after a good chunk of straight writting, I put my pen down, sat back, and tried to do cmd-s on my desk 🙂

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      -- Jeff
      "All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows." -Merciless

    • Once I tried to command-q my desk at schoo when the bell rang...

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      EV Haiku- by Matt Burch
      Turrets spit blue flame
      I laugh as a patrol ship
      Turns into space dust

    • When you're running really fast towards a wall and jump, fully expecting to cling to it?

      When you think an icepick is a cooler find than a magical blade?

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      Getting on everybody's nerves since 1999.

    • When you start hitting the door and expect a door on the oppostie side of the room to open.

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      "I have been assured by a very knowing American of my Acquaintance in London; that a young healthy Child, well nursed, is, at a Year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome Food; whether Stewed, Roasted, Baked, or Boiled; and, I make no doubt, that it will equally serve in a Fricasie, or Ragoust."

      Jonathan Swift

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      Originally posted by forge:
      **When you start hitting the door and expect a door on the oppostie side of the room to open.
      **

      YOU play Ferazel?

      ---Zelda

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      I am your Fairy Godmoderator.

      All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows--Merciless

    • Being on these boards at least once evryday I can since I registered

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      All quite on the western front.
      But not for long...
      LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

    • When you say to your children: "Do not spin-jump near the water"

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      "Let´s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
      This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

    • Sitting in your hotel room with a terrible cold and wishing for a health potion.
      (I really need one!)

      Will have to settle for a hot bath (wish it was a purple pool) and a NeoCitran (as close to a health potion as I have in my suitcase).

      Oh, poor, pitiful me!

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      It is better to remain silent and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (I wish I could remember this before posting!)

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      Originally posted by Knight of NI:
      **When you say to your children: "Do not spin-jump near the water"
      **

      Or "If you see a level by AVN, do not go into it."

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      “If we do nothing, new technologies will give the government new automatic surveillance capabilities that Stalin could never have dreamed of. The only way to hold the line on privacy in the information age is strong cryptography.” - Phil Zimmermann
      USE PGP! | (url="http://"http://www.pgp.com")www.pgp.com(/url)

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      Originally posted by MonsterLady:
      **Sitting in your hotel room with a terrible cold and wishing for a health potion.
      (I really need one!)

      Will have to settle for a hot bath (wish it was a purple pool) and a NeoCitran (as close to a health potion as I have in my suitcase).

      Oh, poor, pitiful me!
      **

      Awww...sympathy sympathy. You need the purple pool and a basket of poppyseed muffins. IT stinks to feel crappy when you're away from home!

      ---Zelda

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      I am your Fairy Godmoderator.

      All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows--Merciless

    • You try to get PERFECT at spin jumps.
      You really DO get perfect at spin jumps.
      You curse because the ground doesn't shatter when you spin jump on it.

    • /me hugs MonsterLady.

      Get better soon!

      /me tosses MonsterLady a mist pot-, I mean Kokanee 🙂

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      -- Jeff
      "All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows." -Merciless

    • A gang armed with axes threaten you, but you just laugh because you have an ice pick.

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      "Let´s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
      This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

    • (quote) Originally posted by Zelda:
      **Awww...sympathy sympathy. You need the purple pool and a basket of poppyseed muffins. IT stinks to feel crappy when you're away from home!

      ---Zelda**
      (QUOTE)Originally posted by Merciless:
      **/me hugs MonsterLady.

      Get better soon!

      /me tosses MonsterLady a mist pot-, I mean Kokanee
      **(/quote)

      Thanks Zelda & Merc - I feel better already. Good thing those virtual hugs don't transmit germs. I wouldn't wish this cold on Xichra! (Well, maybe, if it made her easier to finish off.)

      PS - I was "this" (holds fingers 1/2" apart) close to Creston today - home of Kokanee. Too sick to go in for the tour & tasting. Oh well - next time!

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      It is better to remain silent and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (I wish I could remember this before posting!)

    • When you walk up to hooded figures on the street at night and expect to buy something from them without being harmed.

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      "I have been assured by a very knowing American of my Acquaintance in London; that a young healthy Child, well nursed, is, at a Year old, a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome Food; whether Stewed, Roasted, Baked, or Boiled; and, I make no doubt, that it will equally serve in a Fricasie, or Ragoust."

      Jonathan Swift

    • You (url="http://"http://www.frontiernet.net/~pschaaf/ferazel")dress up as Ferazel for Haloween(/url).

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      “If we do nothing, new technologies will give the government new automatic surveillance capabilities that Stalin could never have dreamed of. The only way to hold the line on privacy in the information age is strong cryptography.” - Phil Zimmermann
      USE PGP! | (url="http://"http://www.pgpi.com")www.pgpi.com(/url)

    • When you dance like Ferazel at school dances.
      When you make "Num num" sound affects while eating blue pop rocks. (You know, the health crystals)
      When a spider is lose in your house, the first place you look is the ceiling.
      When picked on at school, you try to cast a boomerang and realize that you are in reality.

      More to come... 😄

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      If a tree falls in the woods and lands on a mime's leg, does he scream in pain?

    • You walk up to people and taunt them because you know that there is no conversation flag that makes the player get harmed.

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      "Let´s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
      This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

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      Originally posted by Knight of NI:
      **You walk up to people and taunt them because you know that there is no conversation flag that makes the player get harmed.
      **

      Ever insult Elber the Ice Merchant?

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      “If we do nothing, new technologies will give the government new automatic surveillance capabilities that Stalin could never have dreamed of. The only way to hold the line on privacy in the information age is strong cryptography.” - Phil Zimmermann
      USE PGP! | (url="http://"http://www.pgpi.com")www.pgpi.com(/url)