Ambrosia Garden Archive
    • Hamster2 crawls out of the cash register, and begins firing paperclips of subnuclear fusion at the chairs.

    • Rickton closes a drawer on his fingers. Ow!

    • JoeBob watches as Rickton's severed fingers explode like dogs.

    • DE hops out of nowhere and erm...

      ...gets a root beer!

      Yay!

      Happy Halloween bar patrons. Free candy for everyone!

    • Hamster2 eats candy until his leg becomes septic.

    • Rickton brings out the random peanut-butter candies. Or at least you hope they're candy.

    • JoeBob eats his own candy and doesn't share with anyone else. This is much safer and probably means someone will throw him into the acid pit.

    • For becoming suspiciuos of everyone in the bar, JoeBob gets what is coming to him.

    • JoeBob bubbles for a while as his body disintegrates. Once he is completely dissolved he steps out of the regenerator, goes to the bar, and orders tea and no tea.

    • Barth orders a vegetarian steak.

    • Jeffie goes with the flow and orders a plate of your head.

    • Freq orders a Freq Mac, but it tastes like bockwurst so he throws it into barth.

    • Boris is so confused that he orders a chocolate AND peanut butter milkshake.

    • Mmmmm, chocolate AND peanut butter. After JoeBob finishes, he gets one of those.

    • Rickton starts up a liposuction machine for all the fat guys who drink milkshakes.

    • Freq said:

      Freq orders a Freq Mac, but it tastes like bockwurst so he throws it into barth.

      Barth creates a temporary hole in himself, and the Freq Mac passes right through him.

    • Jeffie forgets to breathe for a spell and dies. His spell fails too.

      This post has been edited by Jeffie : 09 November 2005 - 11:57 AM

    • Rickton casts the gnusto spell on Jeffie's spell and it goes into his spell book.

    • Barth expands.

    • JoeBob contracts. Kidney disease, that is.