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    • "I'll go!" Ferazel(09) said. "I'll go too!" _____ said.

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      Quote ViaVoice, "Hal Cohen help build Satam sand scratch a flat surface scratches that some scratch that scratches that scratch facts scratcher wraked this scratched tax costs tax this. " Is this ViaVoiceian?

    • Suddently a loud voice is heard inside the bar.
      It is him: The knight who says NI!
      The people silently walk away leaving only Ferazel 09 (no offense Ferazel 09) left with the knight.
      Ferazel (09) backs away, but to no use as the knight starts shouting: We are the keepers of the sacred words, NI Peng and Niii Wom.
      Ferazel (09) shoots a bunch of fireballs at the knight.
      The Knight uses his shouting powers once again and brings Ferazel (09) to his knees.

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      "Let´s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
      This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

    • MonsterLady walks back into the bar.

      "What's going on in here?" she asks.

      (MonsterLady is old and deaf and, besides the fact that Knight of Ni's powers are not in the rules of the game set out at the beginning, cannot hear his shouting.)
      She immediately freezes the Knight of Ni with a statue spell.
      All the others rush in and start spin jumping in an attempt to free Zelda from the room below.

      Mysteriously, they all gradually disappear, until only the Knight of Ni is left standing in the room.

      "Was it something I said?" asks the Knight of Ni, coming out of the statue spell.

      Below him is much shouting, fire seed explosions, and the sound of spells being discharged from wands.

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    • Knight of NI stares with understandable bewilderment at the vast amount of dust billowing out the hole in the floor. He grabs the bar when the floor begins to shake with violent tremors that threaten to knock him off his feet. The explosions, screams, and various other noises indicating mass confusion continue to resound from the room below. At last Zelda peeks her head up from the hole and gazes up at the proud knight. "Hello there," she says brightly.
      "I am the Knight who says..."
      "Yeah yeah I know," she interupts a bit rudely. "Here, I brought you something." She tosses up a shrubbery which Knight of NI catches neatly.
      "Why thank you. Sorry about the fit I threw. If you don't mind me asking, what are you all DOING down there?"
      Zelda rolls her eyes. "Monster regenerator. I'm ready to call it a day but THEY insist that their precious statistics can't be tarnished. They refuse to leave until they can get 100%. I think they're going to be down there for awhile." She hoists herself up out of the hole. "But not me. I know when to take defeat gracefully." She walks over to the transporter. "I am in SUCH a need of a drink. Besides, someone is expecting me." She yells below, "I'm leaving!! Anybody change their mind and want to come with me?!!" She waits for a moment then shrugs.

      ---Zelda

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      All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows--Merciless

      (This message has been edited by Zelda (edited 04-26-2001).)

    • Monster Lady crawls out between two broken floorboards and shakes the dust from her cloak.

      "I'm right behind you Zelda" she says. "I hope Merciless has saved a couple of those Kokanee for me. Killing those goblins really raises a thirst!"

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    • Overrider sighs as they leave his bar but before they do he magically cleans up his bar hopefully changing their minds to go to the Scent of Peril bar

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      All quite on the western front.
      But not for long...
      LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

    • A hooded person driving a solar powered car drives up.
      It's nighttime, so there are some flashlights mounted on top.
      The person gets out, and enters the bar.
      He sits down, opens his Powerbook, and works on Ferazel's Wand levels.
      Some other habnabits notice the "aschaaf_86 for moderator!" bumper sticker on the above-mentioned car, and make a good guess on the name of the hooded figure. 😄

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      Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
      They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
      Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).

    • aschaaf_86 goes over to Knight of Ni.
      "Tell me the status of those two Ice levels you were making for OBW," he says, "or I will say "It" to you!"

      He happens to galnce at his number of posts, and exclaims: "900! Yippe!"

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      Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
      They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
      Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).

      (This message has been edited by aschaaf_86 (edited 04-26-2001).)

    • A messenger arrives with a note from the Scent of Peril Bar.
      Overrider 720 rips the envelope open.

      "It's from Monster Lady" he says and reads:

      "Just a note to tell you I enjoyed visiting your bar. However I think when you magically cleaned up you locked Ferazel 09 in the basement. You might want to let him out. Sincerely, Monster Lady"

      Aschaaf_86 looks around. "A basement? I don't see any basement."

      "Uh oh" says Overrider 720...

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    • "As a thanks for the shrubbery which I was given by Zelda, I will now tell you that the status for the ice level I am making is about 65% finished.
      I have been busy with arcane studies(school) lately and haven´t been working a on it"

      oh! I said it, oh! I said it again!, Ahh I said it again! aahhhhh!!

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      "Let´s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
      This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

      (This message has been edited by Knight of NI (edited 04-27-2001).)

    • Suddenly, they all hear muffled shouts and pounding coming from the ground. They can barely make out what it's saying, but then there is a sound of a sword and the pounding stops.

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      Quote ViaVoice, "Hal Cohen help build Satam sand scratch a flat surface scratches that some scratch that scratches that scratch facts scratcher wraked this scratched tax costs tax this. " Is this ViaVoiceian?

    • "Silence!" the knight shouts, "maybe we can hear what they are saying"
      Footsteps from below, followed by the sound of goblin chatter.
      "Must be goblins" says the knight.
      "Yes but one of them sounds different, maybe a Manditraki."
      The knight prepares his voice while the others prepare their magic wands.

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      "Let´s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
      This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

    • "Silence!" the knight shouts, "maybe we can hear what they are saying"
      Footsteps from below, followed by the sound of goblin chatter.
      "Must be goblins" says the knight.
      "Yes but one of them sounds different, maybe a Manditraki."
      The others prepare their magic wands.

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      "Let´s not bicker and argue about who killed who.
      This is supposed to be a happy occasion."

    • Overrider shhots a V-Blade down the place and leaves his bar. "I want you all to know that I will be gone for a week good luck and leaves. but before I go I want Emporer Ent to take over for now. so long!!!!

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      All quite on the western front.
      But not for long...
      LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

    • A evil-looking stranger with Manditraki clothing enters.
      "I'm a givin' you one second to draw a wand!", he shouts.
      aschaaf_86 picks up pencil and paper, and draws one.

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      Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
      They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
      Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).

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      Originally posted by Overrider720:
      **Overrider shhots a V-Blade down the place and leaves his bar. "I want you all to know that I will be gone for a week good luck and leaves. but before I go I want Emporer Ent to take over for now. so long!!!!
      **

      I am the Bartender now! HAHAHAHA! I am going mad with my moderate amout of power!

      Anyway, whatalit be Mr. Stranger? By the way, I only know how to make a few drinks: Beer, Apple Juice, and Orange Juice.

    • "Apple Juice please," the starnger says.

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      Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
      They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
      Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).

    • Quote

      Originally posted by aschaaf_86:
      **"Apple Juice please," the starnger says.
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      We don't serve "starngers" here! Get out of my bar! 🙂

    • The starnger exits angrily.
      "You'll pay for this, Ent!" the starnger shouts, "How dare you discriminate against starngers??"

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      Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
      They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
      Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).

    • A gang of starngers enter a few minutes later.
      "Alright, where's Ent hiding??", the leader demands.

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      Most people are swindled into believing stupid things like Santa, the Tooth Fairy, God(s), etc.
      They later side with common sense and stop believing in most of them.
      Yet most refuse to let go of the ridiculous notion of the existence of God(s).